All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-So
you play for Borussia Dortmund and have just lost the Champions League Final
2-1 to your German rival FC Bayern Munich…
You’re headed to the airport for a depressing trip back
home…what’s the last thing you’d probably want to see or hear?
Look at those faces.
Not the worst idea Puma, just not the best timing.
-Adrian
Beltre is known for kind of freaking out when someone touches his head…
I’m actually the same way when someone touches my neck. Shits irritating, but understandably
hilarious.
TUESDAY
-Joey
Votto strikes out…Joey Votto gets MAD!
That’s the same reaction everyone had when they
woke up Tuesday and realized they had to go back to work.
-Even
the pros are pissed. I mean Roy
Hibbert looks like he wants to bite the mic off!
He forgot to add “mixtape already in the streets, album
dropping soon!” at the end.
WEDNESDAY
-So
I’m not sure if a lot of Football fans realize that no matter the level,
lineman are usually the funniest guys on the team. The latest example is Panthers Offensive Tackle Jordan
Gross…
-I
was so busy being a jackass following Brent Seabrook’s OT goal to win the
Blackhawks game 7 against the Red Wings, that I failed to notice one thing…
HE SCORED ON A KNUCKLEPUCK!!! RUSS TYLER WOULD BE SO PROUD RIGHT NOW!
THURSDAY
-So Lebron decided to quit dicking
around and just took over the third quarter of Game 5 last night with 16
points.
I thought it was the Cleveland (where’s Larry Hughes?) days
all over again. Dude woke up with
back problems this morning after carrying the team.
-The
grammar All-Star Game (Scripps Spelling Bee) was last night and call me sick,
but I crack up every time these children cry like their lives are over when
they misspell a word. It’s cool,
you’re still really smart guys!
Look at this kid CRUSH “Knaidel” though!
Enjoy Med School dude.
FRIDAY
-If
there are Bears or Monkeys involved, you know it’s either Russia or
China...
Today Full Circle brings you this Russian Bear getting hit
by a car.
Holy shit, it looked like he was breakdancing! But do you see how that bastard just dusts himself
off and goes about his business? That’s pretty inspirational. THAT BEAR HAS HEART!!!
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE AFTER EARTH!
-Big
Willie Style needs to stop making Sci-Fi movies. Especially ones where he’s really just there to put asses in
seats and his son is the real star.
Can he do me a favor and make another Bad Boys flick before he hits
50? Martin Lawrence is
probably lonely.
SEE NOW YOU SEE ME!
-Want
to see a movie about magicians who double as thieves pulling high profile
heists? No? Neither did I.
STREET FEST!
-First
street festival of the year is tomorrow near my neighborhood. Looking to get a little music in, maybe
eat a grilled cheese sandwich, and then watch Game 1 of the NHL’s Western
Conference Finals with a brew or 50 since everyone who stopped by my place
Monday left theirs
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Happy Birthday to my homegirl
Tegan! She’ll be celebrating her
26th birthday this weekend and we know each other from the days of red
solo cups and cases of Keystone.
She’s pretty funny, knows her sports and talks shit like a
grown man. So obviously we get
along pretty well.
I’ll see you Monday! Same WST time, same WST place.
-WST
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