Every Tuesday, I’ll be sharing
the little life’s pleasures that make me jump for joy and the terrible, awful
things I want to spit on.
Two
that earned my love:
1. FLORIDA
GULF COAST UNIVERSITY
Sure, they
ruined your bracket but I bet you never enjoyed it more. They’re pretty damn fun to watch.
2. AARON
CRAFT!
Cold
blooded. Welcome
to March.
Four
that earned my scorn:
1.
GEORGETOWN!
They underperform every year. When I see Georgetown in my bracket, I always pick them thinking they're some reincarnation of the Hoyas teams from the 80's and 90's and they're going to step on the court with Dikembe Mutombo, Alonzo Mourning, Patrick Ewing AND Allen Iverson. Then they lose, and I bang my head against a wall.
The Hoyas are solely responsible for all the half-ass FGCU Student-Rap videos that have come out in the last three days...
2.
MARSHALL HENDERSON!
GOOD NEWS: He’s crazy, so he’s pretty
damn entertaining when he wins.
BAD NEWS: He’s
crazy, so he can be a real tool when he loses….
3. NO GUS
JOHNSON!
I’m still hung
up on the fact that Gus isn’t doing the Tournament. Imagine how that Craft game winner would have sounded with
Gus having one of his patented Gusgasms.
4. YOUR
BRACKET AFTER THIS WEEKEND!
I mean it was
only 10 or 20 bucks right?
-WST
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