All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-We begin with this…
And this…
And this…
If you came into work in a bad mood Monday, fall on a
knife. Pistons Guard Brandon Knight had to go to work less than 24 hours following THAT and he kept a pretty good
attitude about it.
Also on Monday, what the hell is
Stephen Jackson’s doing?
This isn’t the AND1 tour.
I don’t see
“The Professor” or “Skip to my Lou,” I swear some people stay crazy.
TUESDAY
-Oh, I’m sorry, you’re having ANOTHER bad day?
I mean Monday there were no excuses
since Brandon Knight clearly had a worse one than anyone on the planet but
Tuesday I guess I can let it slid…OH GAWD! :::Big Sean voice::NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
That's Mets utility infielder Jordany Vadespin taking one to more than the tip and here are
the facts:
Cy Young Winner Justin Verlander threw the pitch…
It was a 94mph fastball…
Vadespin is not wearing a cup…
So for the second day in a row, you think you’re having a
bad day? go play in rush hour traffic.
I’m still waiting to hear back on the funeral arrangements
for his dick.
-NFL
Free Agency began! NFC west rivals Seattle and San Francisco somehow found the
real life Madden “Salary Cap Off” option and pretty much signed every B/C-level player they could to compliment their already potent offenses and deadly
defenses.
In fact, keep it hush-hush because the commish is always listening but I heard both Organizations
wanted to play with their new toys a little early, so Seahawks coach Pete
Carroll and 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh organized an impromptu scrimmage at an
undisclosed location.
Luckily, The WST knows people and brings you this exclusive
footage from the game…
Damn. looks like the 49ers win that round. Don’t worry Seahawks fans, there’s
still plenty of time to sign more dudes before kickoff weekend in September.
WEDNESDAY
-Dwight
Howard returned to Orlando last night and continued to his recent habit of
looking like the player he was in the Magic City by scoring a season-high 39
points and 16 rebound to lead the Lakers over the Magic 106-97.
He also made himself look like a complete tool doing it.
Jersey may be a different color but he's still the same punk-ass
kid he was with the Magic. When you’re rich and winning, who’s going to
tell you to stop though?
-Also, I see white smoke and we have a new Pope! Let’s welcome him!
Afterwards, he said thanks but no thanks. I guess ESPN had already hired him earlier in the day, so he decided to hand the title to
the runner-up from Argentina.
So why the grand entrance there? You know Ray can’t turn down camera time…
THURSDAY
-Selection Sunday is two days
away. March Madness starts next
week and announcer Gus Johnson is already in mid-tournament form with his
trademark ”OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
That's Gus yesterday in ROUND ONE of the Men’s B1G Ten
Conference Championship.
It’s a damn shame he won’t be calling Tournament games this
year. I’ll take him over Dickie
V’s monkey ass anyway.
Also Thursday, Louisville Beats Villanova to advance to the
“Final Four” round of the Big East Tournament.
Afterwards, Bill Clinton showed up in the locker room for
some reason to kick it and mug for some camera shots.
Well, I know WHY he showed up…
BILL CLINTON: “Petino, heard
you were in New York! Where da hoes at?”
RICK PITINO: “I got four
top-notch broads waiting after we merc these Villanova chumps. Get at me in the locker room after the
game bro”
BILL CLINTON: “Say no more, I'm there my dude!”
FRIDAY
-Visited Portland for my buddy’s wedding this summer. It’s a different place, but it’s my kind of town…
See what I mean?
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better
CHAOS UNLEASHED
-This time tomorrow, on my signal, unleash hell and
don’t look back.
St. Patrick’s day is Sunday so that means the streets should
be quiet tonight as everyone gears up to get stupid tomorrow.
I know quite a few people who are sleeping over at
apartments and houses tonight just so they can get up ready to rage tomorrow
morning. I got someone sleeping on
my couch tonight myself!
Finally, shout-out to my home girl Mahreen Mirza who hit me
up in the early hours of the morning to shoot the shit, as we both happened to
be the only people up.
I was working
on this post. She was trying to
write a 15-page paper due Monday for her Grad School class at DePaul.
Why did she spend her entire night working on a paper due
Monday?
“I’m doing it tonight so I can sleep all day tomorrow, go
out Saturday, and not have to worry about it Sunday!”
Smart woman.
Rest well today young warrior. For tomorrow we ride into history.
-WST
wheres my shoutout jerk. or was it scheduled on international womans day?
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