All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-We begin in South Bend, Indiana as
Women’s college hoops had a solid night as #2 ranked Notre Dame defeated #3
ranked Uconn in triple overtime, 96-87.
However, the REAL story was this dunk by Brittney Griner in Baylor's win over Kansas State…
Griner catches a lot of unnecessary jokes but that was a
grown-ass man move right there.
Young lady has serious game.
-Also,
WHOA! Check out this photo of a
UFC event in Tokyo that captures the exact moment Mark Hunt knocks out Stefan
Struve and breaks his jaw.
Yeah, you got knocked the fuck out kid. Struve definitely won’t be eating solid
food for a bit…
TUESDAY
-R.I.P. to Bill Moody, who was
better known to dudes around the world as “Paul Bearer,” the Undertaker’s
creepy, turkey-necked manager.
Moody was 58.
-I
love Canada. They have great Ginger
Ale. Their gravy-fries (poutine)
are superb and the Country has given me the coach of my favorite team (jury is
out on him for now).
However, if this is how they train for the Football season,
I don’t think I’ll be watching too many CFL games anytime soon.
Walk it off eh.
Walk it off.
Finally, check out this brawl
between St. John’s Sir’ Dominic Pointer and ND’s Cameron Biedscheid.
Not shocking.
Anyone with the name Sir’ Dominic is more than likely going to have a few
anger issues.
WEDNESDAY
-Bears
QB Jay Cutler and reality-something Kristin Cavallari have set a date for their
wedding (July 13. I'll be waiting for my invitation.)
If you’d like to buy them a gift, the couple has registered at
Williams-Sonoma as well as Crate & Barrel.
Actually, that’s Kristin’s shit. If you want to get Jay a gift, just roll over to your local
mall and stop at a Gadzooks, or are those not around anymore? Regardless, Jay will be just fine with a beer bong and one of those glow in the
dark marijuana leaf posters.
-Also
on Wednesday, former Northern Iowa receiver Terrell Sinkfield supposedly was
clocked at a 4.19 at the University of Minnesota’s Pro Day.
As Eric Mangini said, I’d probably have to see this one to
believe it, but the guy does look pretty fast.
If he doesn’t
make it in football, I’ll gladly pay him in McDoubles and 7-11 Slurpees to make
quick runs to the Walgreen’s down the street when I run out of toilet
paper or hot pockets.
THURSDAY
-Well…. There was that little Richard
Sherman-Skip Bayless thing on ESPN’s First Take.
Not going to lie, I like Richard Sherman but this was embarrassing and he comes off almost as big a prick as Bayless on this one.
-JaVale
McGee is quite the intriguing player.
He’s extremely talented, but sometimes tends to do a lot of dumb shit.
However, he’s also a showman…
Don’t get too excited. He'll pull off half a dozen head-scratchers before Monday.
FRIDAY
-Dennis
Rodman and Kim Jong-un in NBA Jam?
Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un in NBA Jam…
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better
SEE DEAD MAN DOWN!
-Sometimes movies are best when they don’t get complicated. Colin Ferrell deciding to kill everyone
after Terrence Howard kills his wife and kid seems pretty straightforward to
me. It also features that one chick from Prometheus. Hopefully she doesn’t give birth to a giant squid in this
one.
SEE OZ: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!
-See
how the Wizard of Oz came to power. It’s got the F-Deuce! What is the F-Deuce you ask? Franco and Flying Monkeys!
REST FOR NEXT WEEKEND!
-St.
Patrick’s day is next weekend and the smartest thing you can do is save your
body for the storm that’s coming.
So that’s means I’m staying in this weekend right? Hell no! I have appearances to make. I'm in high demand these days. I didn't say do as I do, I said do as I tell you.
Enjoy your weekend kids. Let’s do it again Monday!
-WST
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