All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-We begin our Week with one, Dwayne
Carter, a.k.a. Lil Wayne, a.k.a. Lil Weezy, a.k.a. Lil Tunechi, a.k.a. you should have never have more than two aliases.
Wayne has apparently been sipping on too much Lean (Purple Drank or cough syrup with Sprite for the uninitiated) again as a few weeks ago he
was asked to leave a game between the Miami Heat and Los Angeles Lakers
following a bizarre scene in which a fan accused him of making a
“threatening gun gesture.”
Weezy took to Twitter to voice his displeasure with the Heat
Organization following the incident and apparently was still a little upset
during last Sunday’s NBA All-Star game as he voiced his displeasure and brought
up a little tidbit from the past regarding Chris Bosh’s wife. (Video via TMZ)
You know Bosh is like "Sweetie, you have some splaning to dooooooo!"
-I also bring you this picture of
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in a Darth Vader Helmet and Katherine Webb…
Because you can’t go wrong when you combine a Hall of Fame hooper, Star Wars, and a hot chick. Am I right or am I right?
TUESDAY
-Meet the “Elegant Lady,” the
Dallas Cowboys’ new $2 million dollar team bus being unveiled at the NFL
Scouting Combine in Indianapolis this weekend.
Very nice, now tell me how it will fix Tony Romo or their
shaky ass defense?
-Also
on Tuesday
Meet 42 year-old former Oklahoma State University booster
Gannon Mendez, he won’t be winning any “Father of the Year” awards as he was
arrested in Perkins, Oklahoma, for allegedly beating his 9-year old son with a
wooden paddle because he roots for Oklahoma instead of Oklahoma State.
No punch line here, except the one I’d like to give him in the face.
WEDNESDAY
-It
really wasn't a good week for NBA/Hip-Hop relations as Toronto Raptors
play-by-play man Matt Devlin dissed D.C. Rapper Wale during a game against the
Wizards.
Someone tipped Wale off to what Devlin said
and took it upon himself to make a press box visit...
Wale looks PISSED. By the way, who the hell let him get all
the way up there?
“You said Drake is better than me?! We got beef son!”
-Also
on Wednesday, in a conference match up of two top five ranked teams, Michigan State
and Indiana put on an absolutely amazing show as the Hoosiers triumphed in
overtime 72-68 due to the outstanding play of Shooting Guard (and future NBA
lottery pick) Victor Oladipo and no thanks to the most overrated player in
college hoops, Cody Zeller.
Zeller’s flopping game seems to be NBA ready though as he
grabbed the arm of Michigan State’s Derrick Nix and shoved it into his crotch.
Dick Vitale went nuts as he thought Nix punched Zeller in
the groin. You need to check that
eyesight Dickie.
THURSDAY
-The Knicks were in Philly to play
the Sixers last month and an 18-year old Philadelphia girl decided to post
this little Twitter convo between her and SG J.R. Smith...
Obviously this was met with some criticism,
until J.R. posted this clever response on his Instagram account last night.
J.R.Fucking Smith everyone!
-Also
on Thursday, the Miami Heat dominated the my Chicago Bulls 86-67 but not before
the United Center crowd let King James know how they really feel after he was
hobbled following a Nate Robinson foul.
Classy? Not really.
It is what it is though. Saying we don’t like LeBron here is an
understatement. We LOATHE
him. The only person we hate more
is D-Wade and he’s FROM here…
FRIDAY
-Speaking of the Bulls, Reggie
Rose, the Brother/Manager of star Point Guard Derrick Rose ripped the
organization for not making a move during yesterday’s trade deadline to put
more talent around his brother and stated that it may affect whether Derrick
returns this year or not.
I see what you’re saying Reggie but at the same time, who
the hell would you have liked the Bulls to get? Joakim Noah and Luol Deng are All-Stars and NOBODY and I
mean NOBODY wants Carlos Boozer.
Maybe you should do what your brother pays you to do; manage
and close your damn mouth.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better.
SEE SNITCH!
-The Wrestling Heavyweight champ of the world goes to
work for the Feds.
SEE DARK SKIES!
-Aliens
in your house trying to take the kids?
Well get out of the house then bitch!
SHOVEL SNOW!
-I
love how Mother Nature always waits until February to shit on everyone.
That’s all!
Another one down. Enjoy
your weekend and stay warm!
-WST
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