Monday, July 8, 2013

THE TEN WORST THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU GO OUT!




10. GET TOO DRUNK!

You know this list is brutal if the age-old pastime of having one shot too many and making a dick of yourself is only holding down the 10-spot!

  9. TAKE AN AWFUL PIC! 

Not the end of the world, however your ego may take a little blow when you hit Facebook the morning after, and realize you weren’t captured at your most photogenic moment.

8. BABYSIT!
Sometimes you have to bite the bullet, but any man can agree they’d rather take repeated blows to the dome with "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan’s 2x4 than put their enjoyment on pause/cut their evening short because a friend, girlfriend, or relative can’t handle their shit.
 
  7.  OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU HATE!
You have the same group of friends.  It is what it is.  Count to ten, be a grown-up, and fight the urge to push them down a flight of stairs.  Some things are easier said than done though.

6.    FORGET YOUR WALLET!
You were having a good night…until the moment comes to pay and you reach into that back pocket only to feel your ass.  Better hope that buddy you babysat can cover you before it gets real awkward and embarrassing.


5.    CAR GETS TOWED!
Read those signs carefully when you park.  In fact, save yourself the trouble and fork over the $12 for valet.  Trust me.

4.    REJECTED!
So let me get this straight; you meet your dream girl (at first glance anyway) and you struck out?  Damn, bro, could be time to just go the tinder route.

3.    FART ON THE DANCEFLOOR!
The music is bumping. Your favorite song is on.  You’re getting it until…what the hell?  Is there a Duck somewhere around here?  Did that come from you?  Did anyone else notice?  Yeah someone else noticed…. shouldn’t have gone to that Mexican Restaurant beforehand.

2.    SWEAT!
Sweating is cool when you’re walking out of a gym.  Not so much when you’re in a bar packed to the brim and management neglects to down the room temperature.  Closest thing to towel is a wad of drink napkins and you may start to wish they served Gatorade on the rocks.

  1.  SPILL ON YOUR SHIRT!

            You think women will converse, let alone make eye-contact with a dude wearing his meal or cocktail?  Come on now.


-WST

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