All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-The
NFL suspends Denver Broncos Linebacker Von Miller for failing a drug
test?! That’s preposterous, Von
Miller doesn’t have a drug problem at all…
Ok…maybe a turn-up problem though.
-So Miami Dolphins Cornerback Brent
Grimes’ friends and wife threw him a nice little party for his 30th birthday and his brother
decided to Instagram this photo of Brent’s birthday cake.
WARNING: this cake SUCKS…. literally. It’s
not for kids of any of that bullshit, so you know they’ll want to see too,
You ready?
You sure?
You positive?
Ok here it goes…
I wonder which piece he chose.
TUESDAY
-Jimmy Butler, c'mon man...
I could care less about the shirt, it's just a shirt. He should be more careful though because you know some uptight-ass mom out there caught this picture and was like "well he's not a good role model."
Gotta be smarter than that basketball blindside. Unless of course he was just referring to this adorable little guy.
-This is exactly how I look some
days when I use the can…
They may want to have someone check the Stanley Cup after
they’re done with that photo. And bring some wet wipes.
WEDNESDAY
-These
Jeopardy contestants are pretty smart…until you bring up sports movies
You know Alex Trebek was thinking, "really motherfuckers?" I would
have stayed on that category, just gone apeshit on these chumps, collected some
moolah, and linked up with Trebek at the lounge afterwards. Drinks on him.
-Dwight
Howard took some time out of his busy schedule of being a ho to take a pretty cool and classy photo with legendary
Houston Rockets Centers Hakeem Olajuwon, Elvin Hayes, Ralph Sampson and Yao
Ming.
Yao’s fucking head...that bad boy is huge. Hakeem and Ralph both look like they
have plans to hit the club later for “grown & sexy” night and
Hayes is rocking the third period gym teacher look.
THURSDAY
-Prosecutors
got a hold of some of the surveillance tape images from Aaron Hermurdez’s home on the night of Odin Lloyd's murder showing the former Patriots Tight End holding the gun believed to have been used in the killing.
I feel like by the time the D.A. is done with this case, they’ll
be closing the book on every unsolved murder ever.
-
Look at this Air Force member do a windmill dunk with fatigues and boots on.
Potential foreign aggressors be warned: not only will our Armed
Service members shit all over you in battle, but the court as well.
FRIDAY
-Matt Ryan? Five years? $103.75 million dollars? $59 million guaranteed? Well…
With that kind of coin, it’s time for a new nickname. No more “Matty Ice” nonsense. I declare him... Trick Matty!
With that 1-4 playoff record, he and his agent clearly pulled some bullshit to make him the second highest paid player in NFL history.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE THE WOLVERINE!
-Can’t
be worse than the last Wolverine flick.
Plus this one has Ninjas!
SEE FRUITVALE STATION!
-You’re
not familiar with Michael B. Jordan yet?
You really should because he’ll be the next big thing in another year or
so.
NFL TRAINING CAMP!
-Grab
a lawn chair, maybe some beers and check out your favorite players as they get ready for
the season. Maybe even score an
autograph if that’s your bag.
Just don’t be like this Redskins fan if you don’t.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to Stella Cidre. Yours truly got lucky and scored a last-minute invite to a tasting event earlier
this week where good-looking women kept my glass full.
Tasty, crisp, and goes down very easily.
Which means it’s dangerous and should have never been unleashed on this poor world.
That’s a wrap, thank you for your support of the WST and I’ll
see you Monday. Be safe in those
streets.
-WST
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