All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-It’s
vacation time for NFL coaches and players before training camp FINALLY starts at the end of the month. Some go to…WHOA, WHAT THE
HELL IS REX RYAN DOING RUNNING WITH BULLS IN SPAIN AND SHIT?!
I’m sorry Rexy, I know you got lap band but you’re
still too fat for all that. I don’t
want to see you get hurt. There's a mediocre Jets team to coach.
-Anna
Benson, former stripper and ex-wife of ex-major leaguer Kris Benson went cuckoo for cocoa puffs (like any former rich chick), armed herself to the teeth, and stormed Kris’
Georgia home. Here’s the 911 call:
What is the dispatcher on? He just told you the crazy bitch has a gun, quit asking
questions and send help!
TUESDAY
-Ice Cube is a huge Lakers
fan, so naturally he’s not very happy with Dwight Howard leaving L.A. for the
land of Space Shuttles and Purple Drank.
I guess that punk-ass Coors Lite can has a little company on
Doughboy’s shit list.
-The
Aiken (S.C.) Standard made a little boo-boo with this caption of BJ Upton’s fourth inning hit
against the Marlins, can you guess what it is?
That’s right! It’s not BJ, but his younger brother
Justin! Oh, and he also shits
doubles apparently.
WEDNESDAY
-Beebs and the cup? Beebs and the cup.
By the way, never again should I hear nonsense about how it's a foul to
stand on the logo in Hockey locker rooms...
One, it’s a CARPET!
If you don’t want people standing on it, don’t put it on the damn
ground.
Two, I see several Blackhawks personnel-men on the scene not
doing shit. If you gave THAT dude a pass, give everybody else one.
-
In Football, you should always keep your head on a swivel…
As Fox Sport Next reporter Amy Campbell just found out.
THURSDAY
-Not sure if Brian Kilmeade is
aware, but yes, while Titus the toddler here can shoot a Basketball, it does not mean he can
catch it.
Awwwww poor little guy. Brian Kilmeade should go take a nap… in his car…in the
garage…with the door closed…and the engine running.
-Joakim Noah scored a goal at Steve Nash’s charity soccer
match in New York and celebrated like he just fucked around and had a
triple-double.
Ole’ Ole’ Ole’
FRIDAY
-Benches
cleared in yesterday’s White Sox-Tigers game…
No punches thrown though, and not near as good when
these two teams went dead in on each other back in 2000 (fast forward to the
1:17 mark)
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE PACIFIC RIM!
-So if those old Japanese Godzilla movies had a one night stand with the Transformers franchise, this is the result. Throw in actors from Sons of Anarchy and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and you have a nice little F/X party.
SEE GROWN UPS 2!
-The
first one was a pretty funny flick, and Shaq has been swapped in for Rob
Schneider. Not saying that’s a
good thing, but it’s worth shooting a peep.
GYM!
-Go
to the Gym anytime past 10 a.m. on a Saturday, and it’s like a ghost town. Perfect atmosphere for a recovering
fat-ass like myself.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to SyFy Network for the world premier of TV-movie SharkNado last night!!!
So bad, it was good! Did I mention it practically broke Twitter? If you haven't seen it yet, I'm sure it will be running all weekend.
Looks like Tara
Reid gets the last laugh on this one, if she ever wakes up.
She most likely had her fair share of pills and booze last night in celebration of her biggest movie since My Boss’s Daughter.
She most likely had her fair share of pills and booze last night in celebration of her biggest movie since My Boss’s Daughter.
That’s a wrap! See you all Monday!
-WST
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