FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY: almost all SUPER BOWL EDITION!

Welcome to a little something called FULL CIRCLE where I’ll give you a review of everything that happened this week in sports.

MONDAY

-Former 49ers & Raiders Offensive Tackle Kwame Harris joined a small list of former players to have had a gay relationship.  Though through no admission of his own.

Harris, a 2003 First Round draft-pick who played from 2003-2008, appeared in court Monday on charges that he assaulted his ex-boyfriend on August 21, 2012.

Harris was charged with felony counts of domestic violence as boyfriend, Dimitri Geier had to be taken to the emergency room and treated for several injuries including a broken eye socket suffered following an argument with Harris outside of a Menlo Park Chinese restaurant.

Harris’ attorney claims Geier assaulted the 6’7 320 pounder first before he retaliated.

Damn. That’s all I can say on that.

TUESDAY

-Media Outlets (and various freaks) descended upon New Orleans for a Super Bowl Media day described as tame opposed to Media days of years past.

Well except for Randy Moss saying he’s the greatest Wide Receiver of all time and everyone losing their shit.

Including the actual greatest WR of all time...

Jerry Rice: "RANDY I GOT RINGS BITCH!  RESPECT MY GANGSTA!!!"

Oh and Ray Lewis being peppered with questions about his 13 year-old murder case as well as a article in this week’s Sports Illustrated that accuses him of using the “Ultimate Spray,” a deer antler extract that contains growth hormone IGF-1, a naturally produced anabolic hormone that stimulate muscle growth.

He responded by saying this is “God’s time” and calling the allegations “Tricks of the Devil.”

Holy shit, I laughed my ass off on the last one because that’s about as Ray Lewis as you can get.  The man is a terrible person but can’t say he’s not entertaining.

WEDNESDAY

            -Meet  San Francisco 49ers Cornerback Chris Culliver; Philly native, 2011 Third-round pick out of South Carolina, finished the regular season with 47 tackles, one forced fumble and two picks. 

On Wednesday, this little gem came to light after he was asked how’d he feel about playing with a gay player on Artie Lange’s (he still has a career?) radio show during media day:

“No, we don’t got no gay people on the team, they gotta get up out of here if they do. Can’t be with that sweet stuff. Nah…can’t be in the locker room man.”

That sound you hear is me banging my head against a desk…

CHRIS CULLIVER, YOU DUMB, SILLY, SON OF A BITCH!

It’s wrong and hateful to begin with, period. But did you really pick Super Bowl Media day to say THAT shit?

Kid created a distraction for his team.  Too bad they can’t send him back to San Francisco early where you KNOW he wouldn’t be able to walk around without catching a haymaker from someone.  Good job dickhead.

Clearly Chris Culliver didn’t watch any Eddie Murphy growing up...

UPDATE: He apologized Thursday, but you know how these things go. Someone’s not happy in the Niners front office.

-Meet Jessica Sanchez, beat reporter for CBS Orlando affiliate WKMG. You’ll immediately become a fan of her after this clip. Why? Well watch?

THURSDAY

- The Manti Te’o thing stopped at Dr. Phil’s door as he sat down with Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, the alleged mastermind behind the Lennay Kakuna scandal.

Allow the WST to provide you with a summary so YOU don’t have to bother to watch this nonsense:

He says he’s gay, well “confused”.  He was attracted to Manti, who had nothing to with it.

Now THAT sound you hear is the sound of money exchanging hands.  Straight cash homie. PAYOFF! 

side note: Look at him.   Rufio from Hook let himself go man...

            - WST wishes a Happy 94^th Birthday to Jackie Robinson.  You endured hate so others that followed could be loved.  Make sure YOU ALL see 42 in April.

FRIDAY

            -Happy Black History Month! Somewhere, a grade-school teacher is giving kids some Peanut Butter spread over apple slices and talking about George Washington Carver.

TOO BAD GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER DIDN’T INVENT PEANUT BUTTER! STOP!

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better.

THERE”S SOME BIG GAME ON THIS WEEKEND!

            -Come on, you already know what it is.

That’s it; chalk another one up for the good guys. Enjoy those Super Bowl parties and share those chicken wings. 

If you’re drinking Sunday night, have that cab or designated driver on standby people. See you Monday!

-WST