10. GET TOO DRUNK!
You know this list is brutal if the
age-old pastime of having one shot too many and making a dick of yourself is
only holding down the 10-spot!
9. TAKE AN AWFUL PIC!
Not the end of the world, however
your ego may take a little blow when you hit Facebook the morning after, and
realize you weren’t captured at your most photogenic moment.
8. BABYSIT!
Sometimes you have to bite the
bullet, but any man can agree they’d rather take repeated blows to the dome with "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan’s 2x4 than put their enjoyment on pause/cut their evening
short because a friend, girlfriend, or relative can’t handle their shit.
7. OUT WITH
SOMEONE YOU HATE!
You have the same group of
friends. It is what it is. Count to ten, be a grown-up, and fight the urge to push them down a flight of
stairs. Some things are easier
said than done though.
6. FORGET YOUR WALLET!
You were having
a good night…until the moment comes to pay and you reach into that back pocket
only to feel your ass. Better hope that buddy you babysat can cover you before it gets real
awkward and embarrassing.
5. CAR GETS TOWED!
Read those signs
carefully when you park. In fact,
save yourself the trouble and fork over the $12 for valet. Trust me.
4. REJECTED!
So let me get this straight; you
meet your dream girl (at first glance anyway) and you struck out? Damn, bro, could be time to just go the
tinder route.
3. FART ON THE DANCEFLOOR!
The music is bumping. Your favorite
song is on. You’re getting it
until…what the hell? Is there a Duck somewhere around here? Did
that come from you? Did anyone
else notice? Yeah someone else
noticed…. shouldn’t have gone to that Mexican Restaurant beforehand.
2. SWEAT!
Sweating is cool when you’re
walking out of a gym. Not so much
when you’re in a bar packed to the brim and management neglects to down the
room temperature. Closest thing to
towel is a wad of drink napkins and you may start to wish they served Gatorade on
the rocks.
1. SPILL ON YOUR SHIRT!
You
think women will converse, let alone make eye-contact with a dude wearing his meal or
cocktail? Come on now.
-WST
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