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Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-Whoa…
All-Star game festivities…. or furry convention? You decide.
-Just messing around, of course
it’s the All-Star game. Oakland
A’s Outfielder Yoenis Cespedes won the Home Run Derby Monday night. In fact, he had 17 homers in the first
round.
I don’t know what’s more shocking; the fact that he won and
wasn’t even selected to the All-Star team or the fact that he could hit a home
run period.
TUESDAY
-I’ve
repeatedly stated that I’m quite some time away from kids but when I do have
one, I want my son to be just like this little dude.
That was great, in fact this kid reminds me of another guy
from Houston…
-
The American League defeated the National 3-1 in the All-Star game and I must
admit, the mid-summer classic still brings out the kid in me, I mean listen to
New York’s own Marc Anthony belt God Bless America:
Yes, Marc Anthony is from New York, and yes, he is
American. Shame some people in
this country are fucking morons…
WEDNESDAY
-Chris
Kaman is a Laker and pretty pleased about it.
That's great Christ! Especially since no one else on the roster is. Not
even Kobe. By the way, what the
hell is up with the horse? Did he
just want to be around someone uglier than him?
-The
ESPYS were Wednesday night and the suits in Bristol apparently thought it would
be cute to allow Vikings QB Christian Ponder co-host the red carpet pre-show
with his wife, ESPN reporter Samantha Steele-Ponder.
So how good was Christian? Well let’s just say he shouldn’t quit his day job. Actually, he should do that too. Christian Ponder blows Goat testicles.
THURSDAY
-Check
out the victory dance Rasul Chaunayev of Azerbaijani pulls
out after he smokes his Russian opponent around 0:34 in the clip.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! GET EM!!!!!! The grace of ballet
crossed with footwork of crip-walking!!!!
I spent HOURS learning last night (I really need a girlfriend…or
Football to start). Challenge me if you dare.
-Here’s
Nuggets Guard Jordan Hamilton losing his shorts during a summer league game in Vegas.
That’s why you double-knot the drawstrings bro.
FRIDAY
-Jay
Cutler and wife Kristin were all 80’s out for his fundraiser benefiting
diabetes research last night.
I’m sure it was a good time because if there is one thing
Cutty Bear CAN throw, it’s a bitchin party.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE ONLY GOD FORGIVES!
-The
ONLY, yes, ONLY four-star movie this summer. If you enjoyed Drive (you know you did), you’re going to
love this shit. It’s got violence,
great acting, and of course, Ryan Gosling for the ladies.
SEE RED 2!
-Geriatrics
and Guns! Why can’t visits to see
your Nana at the retirement home be this fun?
ENJOY THE LAST WEEKEND WITHOUT FOOTBALL!
-Training
Camps open in 6 days. ::: Guygasm:::
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to Detroit!
You guys may have declared Bankruptcy yesterday, but you’ve cleared the
way for something far greater in the near future.
That’s a wrap! See you Monday!
-WST
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