Every Tuesday, I’ll be sharing
the little life’s pleasures that make me jump for joy and the terrible, awful
things I want to spit on.
Two Things that earned my love:
- Charles Barkley: Sir Charles showed up randomly to an Phoenix area ABC affiliate Sunday evening and did the Weather Report. Well not very well..
- This Guy:
Never been much
of a LeBron fan but I will admit that’s pretty cool. He can still go to hell though. What’s next on the LBJ image rehab tour?
Four things that earned my scorn:
- Kobe and Vanessa Bryant: Recently, Vanessa made a decision to hold onto Kobe and all of his money. Black Mamba demonstrated his new training as he came to his wife’s defense over her unhappiness with Drake's “Bitch you wasn’t with me shootin in the gym” line on Rick Ross’s 2012 spring single ‘Stay Schemin’. The line was clearly in reference to the estimated $150 million Vanessa was set to receive as part of a divorce settlement with Kobe. Now Ricky and "charmin extra-soft" Drizzy will need to add the line, “Kobe, you wasn’t hatin when she was tryin to get half.”
- Florida International Football: Several players took a recruit to a strip club and Tweeted about it. Basically, the manner in which you were caught is two times as dumb as the violation.
- Redskins Offensive Tackle Trent Williams: Williams is 6’5, 318 pounds and goes by the nickname Silverback. Earlier this month, he had this little post game altercation with Seahawks Cornerback Richard Sherman following Seattle’s 24-14 Wild Card Playoff victory.
Williams was
scheduled to play in the Pro Bowl this past Sunday but dropped out after he was
involved in a Friday night altercation at a Honolulu nightclub where he was tasered and had a
champagne bottle cracked over his head WITHOUT GOING DOWN.
As badass as it is to be unkillable, you should probably chill out on the fisticuffs
Trent. Use your words man.
- This ESPN Professional Bowling Association commercial:
Why are you trying to
make Pro Bowling sexy? Stop.
-WST
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