FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-RISE TO GLORY!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-Even the most die-hard football fan opted for the GRAMMYs over the Pro Bowl Sunday night.  

And for good reason...the Pro Bowl is awful. I mean the league tried to shake things up and allow participants to be "fantasy drafted" by Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders but people were fed up.  Sorry Pro Bowl, you're like a psychotic ex who swears they'll change.  You've hurt us too many times.

 And while I still wouldn't change my find, I did hear some guys from the same teams ended up mugging each other.

Ohhh shit!  There's this thing called the internet?

Ohhh shit! And they have these things called websites?

Ohhh shit! And there is a website called YouTube that features clips of anything including those very SAME moments of teammate-on-teammate crime that I desired?!?!?!?!?

WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?  RUN THAT SHIT!

Yessss! More!

Eh...I like the first one better but still an A for effort.  Thank you internet, now I feel even better about my decision to watch Kendrick Lamar be robbed instead!

-We get it...

Cyborg Head says Omaha...alot.  It wasn't funny the first time.  Give me a ring when a QB shouts pussy over and over.

TUESDAY

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Heyo! It's Super Bowl Media Day!  The NFL's annual obscure question fiesta...

Quote of the day goes to "Beastemode" Marshawn Lynch...

-The day's most not-so random celebrity sighting goes too...

Lil Terio!  Who continues to be everywhere...except school.  And kick it with everyone...except his parents.

WEDNESDAY

-How badass were old-school NFL players?  Well here's Chiefs Hall of Fame QB Len Dawson just PUFFING on a square during halftime of Super Bowl I.

This photo is just more evidence that even back in the day, you were just better off just grabbing a smoke break than watching halftime shows.

- Silly media leaches!  Marshawn Lynch will not dance, unless he hears some music dammit! Beast Mode made it TOUGH for the media this week!

I see you trying to shine Michael Robinson!  Swear I'm not just focusing on the Seahawks...it's just that the Broncos aren't really interesting...at all! BOSS!!!

THURSDAY

So there you have it...the Tecmo Super Bowl predicts an extremely speedy Super Bowl 48.  Don't even bother tuning in.  Drive home safely!

Anyway, fuck all that shit right now...

I have a question to ask everyone?  What good are Super Bowl commercials if we already know what's going to happen?  If fuckers aren't flat-out putting them out early online...

they're dropping annoying teasers for them on TV.

As of today, I know that Bud Light's commercial(s) will involve Arnold Schwarzenegger, Don Cheadle. a Llama, and a Reggae mic. Cool right?

No. 

It makes me want to walk out of the room the minute it comes on.  Shit sounds awful. 

-This melts my heart...and I'm an asshole.

"Well mom, the prices went down because the actual game is in New Jersey and all you need to know about Jersey is..."

FRIDAY

-As long as people keep coming up with gold like this, you will never hear the end of Richard Sherman...

I know it's supposed to be Sherman and Erin Andrews but I think Richard Sherman and Holly Rowe would be more accurate...

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

PREPARING FOR BRUNO MARS!

Because let's face it: you know it's coming...

Train diligently.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-out to You!  The Football Fan!

Combine, draft, training camp, pre-season, fantasy draft, regular season, playoffs...

Fantasy leagues, Prop bets, confidence picks, point spreads, square pools...

Monday and Thursday nights, entire Sundays spent...

This weekend is about knocking back a few and possibly or (not) making an ass of yourself...This weekend is about throwing down cold-hard cash on two teams you only followed for six games or less...This weekend is about eating food that's going to make you wanna do a two-a-day in the gym come Monday...This weekend is about having irrelevant debates...This weekend is about getting together with people...  

People you love but your girl hates!  

People your girl loves but buddy hates!
  
People your buddy loves but you hate!

People you all love!

A whole bunch of of people you love and hate loving and hating each other for three-plus hours just to take in one thing..AMERICAN CULTURE DAMN IT.

Hard Hits! Fireworks! Good commercials!  Long passes!  Bad commercials!  Liking Troy Aikman!  Music!  Michael Strahan's gap-tooth!  Exciting runs! Movie Trailers! Jimmy Johnson's hair! Big-time catches! Victory!  Defeat!  Hating Joe Buck!

Human emotions at their highest and lowest forms! 

Why?

 Because it's fun!  This weekend is about fun!

 Enjoy the game and see you next week. Four seconds is a lifetime, we're a lifetime away here!

-WST