Friday, January 24, 2014

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-HARDER THAN YOU THINK!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-Everyone knows the whole Richard Sherman thing.  I pretty much spent all week breaking the fiasco down and getting into pissing matches with anyone who dares challenge that the guy didn't really do anything wrong.  I can't lie, I'm all Richard Shermaned out until next Sunday...

Butttttttttt just for the hell of it, let's watch the OTHER Sherman interview with FOX Deportes right before he ran into everyone's favorite sideline eye-candy...err...I mean reporter.
Thought I told you that I won't stop, thought I told you that I won't stop!

-Bucks rookie Forward Giannis "The Greek Freak" Antetokounmpo seems to really be enjoying his first year in the States...
No Giannis Antetokounmpo...god bless YOU.

TUESDAY

-The Winter Olympics are coming up and what's more exciting than 16 days of athletes you barely know competing in sports you only care about every four years?  Allow me to introduce you to Netherlands' Speedskater Sjinkie  Knegt...
Why is he important?  He's not.  But I look forward to more photos like this from Sochi.

-Michelle Obama crushes apples.  Shits on D-wade.
So much is going on in this video.  No matter how many passes I give him, Chris Bosh remains the weirdest dude in the league.  Did you see Lady Obama's "O face" after that dunk? BTW, even Air FLOTUS has more Chicago street cred than Flash.

WEDNESDAY

-Andrea Bargnai...smh...what are we going to do with you my tall Italian friend?
Yeah, he's out indefinitely with a torn ligament in his elbow after that.  Look at the picture below though...
Melo...just laughing.  The Knicks are in trouble and I know just the person to turn it all around...

-Kevin Durant has dominated the NBA this month and the "Durantula" nickname was cute, but never really did it for a lot of people so good sir, the internet now dubs thee...SLIM REAPER!
And we don't care that you don't like it either!  No one is supposed to like their nickname, you just roll with it.  Besides, look at the picture below...terrifying and it doesn't look like you'll be called for traveling either!

THURSDAY
-Starters for the NBA All-Star game in New Orleans were announced...proving once again that fans are stupid as shit and the power to select (starters anyway) must be seized from them.  Everyone thinks Kyrie Irving should start just because he dresses as a grandpa and dunks on chumps in viral videos?   Chris Paul has only played in 36 games this season. No LaMarcus Aldrige?  Pretty sure Kobe specifically told fans NOT TO VOTE FOR HIM! 

Anyway, fuck all that shit right now...

The Super Bowl is upon us and this matchup has the potential to be the best game we've seen in a while. 

Even before Richard Sherman decided to keep it real and piss off every old fart/self-righteous dipshit in the process, this is the match-up we all wanted.

Clearly the two best teams in the league, #1 seeds going into the playoffs, old guard vs. up and comer at the QB spot, best offense in the league vs. best defense etc.

As Bart Scott would say: CAN'T WAIT! Right?

So if you're a hard-core football fan the question remains...do you even go to/throw a Super Bowl party this year?

Super Bowl parties are tricky to begin with...  

You want to be be around people who know when to shut the hell up if the game is good, but at the same time, can also be interesting or entertaining if it blows.

Frankly, I'm torn.  

I can't decide if I wanna watch with a big group or if I'd rather just kick it with a couple buddies who won't spend the entire second half critiquing the Bruno Mars-Red Hot Chili Peppers halftime performance.

FYI, you're going to hate yourself for enjoying that combo later.  No illuminati conspiracy theories this year either guys.

-Hit it GINUWINE!
Come on ref.  Derek Fisher has a wife and kids!

FRIDAY

-NFL season is pretty much over so it's time for some Bad Lip Reading!
No Mo Kung-Fu!

WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE PRO BOWL!
Actually....DON'T.  DO NOT UNLESS IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T WATCH!  I KNOW IT'S FOOTBALL BUT... NOOOOOOO YOU'RE WATCHING!

WATCH THE 56th ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS!
LL Cool J is hosting/plugging his clothing line at Sears and Daft Punk will be performing so that should be nice.

SEE I, FRANKESTEIN!
HA! I'm just joking, don's see this bullshit.  Seriously...if you see it, I'll poke you in the eye and push you down a flight of stairs.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-Out to drunk amateur Czech Goalie!

You think a few pints at the tavern before the game is going to keep this guy off the ice?!  His team needs him dammit! He's a WARRIOR!
Okay...maybe on second thought, he could have called ahead and let the boys know he won't be making it tonight.

Exit stage right. Have a great weekend and thanks for your support!  You think I'm funny?

-WST

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