Friday, January 17, 2014

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-I LUV IT!


All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-Not trying to go to hell or anything but...
AMEN!  You ever wish church could always be that quick?  That was from Gold Hill Lutheran Church in Butte, Montana and I'm VERY interested in joining their congregation.

-Here's Dwight Howard posting up and blocking a small child because that's the only way he will ever be considered a "dominant" NBA Center.
Someone should have told junior there to just foul him...you know Howard's missing both free throws.

TUESDAY

-Meet the Cubs new mascot, Clark The Cub...
BTW,  I know it's their state bird, but why did New Orleans pick the Pelican as a mascot?  Pelicans are VICIOUS.   I shit you not, those things are bloodthirsty, killing machines!

-Yogi Ferrell is out here trying to flourish!  Look at the Indiana point guard levitate!
If you were unaware, Ferrell graduated from the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters before attending IU.

WEDNESDAY

-Harbaugh!  Khakis! $8!  Wal-Mart! Now!  "Who's got it better than us?!"
Shit, Dockers apparently.  You're the sole reason they're still in business.  Looks like the 49ers' marketing department rushed into action quick.  See what you can now buy in the team store...

-This is Lauren Tannehill, wife of Dolphins QB Ryan.
This is Lauren's AR-15 she accidentally left in the trunk of her rental at Ft. Lauderdale's airport.
Two things:  Trying to carjack Lauren Tannehill would not be a advised, and if she ever says, "Let me grab something from the trunk quick!" you should probably run.

THURSDAY
-Price of Gold; a top-notch documentary from ESPN's "30 for 30" series focused on the Tonya Harding-Nancy Kerrigan rivalry of the early 90's premiered last night.  Shit got real man.  I don't want to ruin it if you're not familiar but check it out.  But fuck all that shit right, now...

It's Conference Championship weekend for the NFL.  This means it's the last real weekend of football because the Super Bowl is ultimately a side show that'll be over before you know it.  You'll go to a party, bitch because you were one of the few who actually WANTED to watch the game and go home a little buzzed and full of guacamole.

Anyway, these match-ups has people salivating and network execs creaming their pants.  In the AFC, you have the gold-standard of  "traditional" quarterbacking in Brady and Manning.  In the NFC, hip, dual-threat, athletic (that means they're black) young guns in Wilson and Kaepernick.

One thing bothers me though....Seahawks fans.  It's time we had a little talk...

For the record, let me state I'm picking Seattle to win this weekend.  They have a sick defense, a strong running game, a good offensive line and competent QB play.  That said, I've noticed a lot of Seahawks fans talking all season like this organization has been the truth for YEARS!

Come on now...Seattle...we all remember this
And this...
Even when they made it to the Super Bowl in 06, no one really thought they were going to win...
Now that I think about it, up until Cortez Kennedy (beast) got in, the Seahawks lone Hall of Famer was this guy...
And let's not even talk about other sports like say...Basketball?
Had a lot of success in baseball but never won and thanks to you, America now has this guy...
Yes, the world of sports have not been kind too kind to the Emerald city...
At the end of the day, all you're known for is Nirvana, a evil coffee corporation and one of the better seasons of MTV's The Real World.

So yeah Seahawks fans, love your city, I know these are exciting times but hush...at least for a couple more weeks anyway.

FRIDAY

-Carter Hutton is about as WASPY a name you'll find...
But damn that was pretty.  :::Golf Clap:::

WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE NFL CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Seahawks host Niners.  As I said earlier, I'll take Seattle.  Patriots at Broncos.  Give me LeGarrett "Punchy McFisticuffs" Blount and pretty boy Brady. BTW...
Enjoy the games everyone.

SEE RIDE ALONG!
Kevin Hart (dude is EVERYWHERE) and Ice Cube team up for a buddy cop flick.  Looks funny but why do I feel like the trailers already gave away the best jokes.

WATCH THE EAST-WEST SHRINE GAME!
Tune into NFL Network Saturday to get a heads-up on the players you'll be bitching about next season on your fantasy team once you've lost two starters.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-Out to Seahawks and Niners fans!  That's right the same city I just trashed is going to get a little bit of shine.  While the back-and-forth banter between fans of the two NFC West rivals has annoyed the rest of the country, they have also actually done something worthwhile and engaged in a competition to see who can donate more money to their area's respective Children's Hospitals.  

Seattle leads with $20,933 pledged with San Francisco not too far behind at $13,419.

That's it for me. Have a great weekend and thanks for your support!  It ain't white boy day, is it?

-WST

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