WHO GETS A HOOD PASS?!

Saturday night, at some point between watching Henry Rowengartner throw gas…

And ripping a friend for daring to get it on the dancefloor to a Pitbull song with a Miller Lite in his hand (Mr. 305 is a Bud Lite man. Dale').

A discussion popped up…

Which Caucasian celebrities get a “Hood Pass?”

That’s right, due to their contributions, who from White America would be granted free roam of “rough” areas worldwide without incurring any shit, trouble, or any other miscellaneous problems from the residents of said neighborhood?

Disclaimer:   This is all just opinion(and having fun).

Our panel included three African-Americans, two Latin-Americans and of course, two Caucasians.

None of us are really hood…well except one, he says he just changes his vernacular for his audience.

We didn’t bother including the fairly obvious...

Eminem, Timberlake, Pacino, De Niro, Mark Wahlberg, Steve Nash, Larry Bird, Hugh Hefner, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, and Robin Thicke.

They go without saying.

Our findings (in no particular order):

Pat Riley & Phil Jackson!

Former hoopers themselves, both get legend status for managing and motivating several of the greatest talents (and egos) the game of Basketball has ever seen.

Riley is also an excellent dancer….

Sandra Bullock!

Dude, she changed Michael Oher’s whole world.

And she was a total fucking smokeshow doing it.  Damn, she looks so bad in that movie.

I know it’s just a role,but she SHOULD'VE  been the mom in real life. 

Jessie James jagged, why would you cheat on that?

Will Ferrell!

I can’t think of anyone in the hood who would deny a pass to the mastermind behind “Boats N' Hoes”

Charlize Theron!

She could show up looking like that bitch she played in “Monster” and Charlize would be all good in the hood... 

There was also that rumor Will Smith cheated on Jada with her.  You’re good enough for “Big Willie Style,” you’re good enough to get in.

Quentin Tarantino!

Pulp Fiction? Reservoir Dogs? Jackie Brown? Django?  Yup, you’re cool!

Michael Rappaport!

We included Mike because if you’ve seen him in movies, he’s kind of had that whole “White-Black guy” thing down for a while now. 

Coco Austin!

 OH MY BOSH! Squats in heels always gets you Hood Approved!

Clint Eastwood!

If you pay attention to his career, Clint had a hood pass way before that shit was even fashionable. Anyone above 40 will tell you.

“Gran Torino” and talking to that empty chair last November just reinforced his rep for the young bucks.  Don’t mess with his crazy old ass.

You run up on him in the street.  You’ll make his day…

-WST