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MONDAY
-Louisville may have beat Michigan
for the National Title but Spike Albrecht had his one shining moment…
Spike was so geeked up; he was still trying to score off the
court.
You see the power confidence brings?
Meanwhile....
Porn star, twitter model and all-around ho Jenna
Shea put Louisville Guard Peyton Siva on blast for thanking his girlfriend after
the game despite the fact Pey-Pey was apparently hitting her up for a little
strange just day before.
Peyton will get a shot in the pros so it's good he learned this lesson early.
- Also,
Papa John got a little sauced and I ain’t talking butter garlic sauce.
Staight Faded. That's the face of a man who gave out too many free pizzas.
TUESDAY
-This guy’s just fishing and
chilling in Hawaii until…
Nope. Not fishing in Hawaii anything time soon.
-Mid-air
with no one to pass to is usually not a good position for most Basketball
Players.
Those rules do not apply for LeBron James.
WEDNESDAY
-Wasn’t
really the best day for the Chicago Cubs Organization as some fucking psycho
attempted to deliver a Goat Head to team owner Tom Ricketts and no, it was not
$2 gyro night.
For the uninitiated, the Cubs are allegedly hexed as the
owner of the city’s iconic Billy Goat Tavern placed a curse on the team after
he was refused entry with his goat to a World Series game in 1945.
-Later that evening, Cubs top
prospect Jorge Soler attempted to rush the opposing dugout with a baseball bat
following a bench-clearing brawl between the Single-A Daytona Cubs and the
Clearwater Thrashers.
Soler was restrained by several
coaches and teammates and tossed from the game. Probably closest thing he got to a hit all day.
THURSDAY
-Game of the night honors goes to
the Bulls-Knicks as Chicago came away with a 118-111 Overtime victory behind
Nate Robinson’s 35 points off the bench.
With that win the Bulls become the first team to end two
separate streaks of 13 games or more this season. ßIrrelevant stat.
-Fight
of the night honors go to the Padres and Dodgers as Carlos Quentin went into
his trademark Hulk-like rage and rushed Dodgers Pitcher Zach Greinke.
Quentin would be tossed, but Greinke would end up leaving
the game with a broken collarbone from the altercation.
Matt Kemp gets the evening’s best actor
award for his portrayal of a tough guy.
FRIDAY
-Morgan
Freeman and RG3? Morgan Freeman
and RG3! You can just feel the love...
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE 42!
-It will probably be full of historical inaccuracies
but don’t we all need a “feel good” movie in our lives? This one is worth a shot.
WATCH BULLS-HEAT!
-Anytime
these two get together, it’s a good game, so why not step out Sunday around
noon to watch it and get a little hangover food in ya?
WATCH THE MASTERS!
-But
not until Sunday! That’s when all
the good shit happens!
Tiger Tiger Tiger Woods ya’ll!
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to Justin Timberlake and Timbaland! Why? Why not? I’ve been crooning every song on the new album in the shower
every morning for about two weeks now.
People aren’t ready for my high note. Seriously, you’re really not.
Until the morning shine of Monday!
-WST
#JTFRIDAY its starting
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