5. Walk on the back
of our house shoes
-Done
for two reasons:
- We’re that lazy.
- There’s no woman telling us to stop being dumb and put it all the way on.
4. Not Cook
-Men
get a bad rap when it comes to throwing down in the kitchen. It’s not that we can’t cook, we just
don’t want to.
Unless we have a pretty young thing dropping by for a date
and told her we'd be getting our Bobby Flay on, single men tend to just whip up the same
five meals or just eat out.
I’m not going to go through the trouble of making some
elegant meal just to sit down on the couch and watch Robocop 2 for the 300th
time. Pass me that take-out menu.
3. Host Parties
- Birthdays, BBQ’s, fantasy drafts, super
bowls, and pre-games: the bachelor pad is ground zero for social activity.
Friends who are married, or in deep relationships especially
love the bachelor pad…
It’s a safe house; the one place left they can go without worrying about making a mess, being told what they’re NOT doing, picking up toys, screaming at kids, and relax with junk food, a beer and a
show/game.
2. Hands in our pants while watching TV
-We'll never do it in public, just the comforts of our own homes.
Women can call it disgusting but its not, we're not playing with ourselves or anything like that. We do it because either we gotta readjust or simply need that feeling of security.
Male instinct at it's finest.
Male instinct at it's finest.
It tends to stop once "the one" has entered our lives...
At least when she's in the room anyway.
1. Telling our “taken”
friends what they missed over the weekend
-Single dudes relish when “retired”
buddies ask what WE did over the weekend while they spent theirs at t-ball
games, Costco, and going out with their spouse’s co-workers (that she hates
anyway) for dinner and drinks.
We’ll gladly give them the play-by-play as if we’re lead
anchor for a debauchery themed ‘Sportscenter’.
It’s our way of saying we want what you have someday, but
not yet, we’re still having a little too much fun…
-WST
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