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Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-Kansas took a trip to (L) Ames,
Iowa and came away with a 106-96 overtime victory thanks to Elijah Johnson’s
STUPID 39 points. Unfortunately
the activities FOLLOWING the game overshadowed the contest itself. First, you have the grown-ass man
who tried to rush the court and confront Bill Self.
Way to embarrass yourself and your
wife. What are you? Like 55?
Then you have the Twitter tough-guy
I-State students who weren't too happy with Johnson’s dunk at the end of the
game. Like this guy…
:::Sigh::: Ya know, I try to judge people on an individual basis
and I spent four years in the State for school but stuff like that does not
surprise me in the least bit.
-In lighter news, before the same
game, Commentator Brent Musburger signed a fan’s picture of his all-time crush,
Katherine Webb…
Damn right she’s a 10 Brent!
TUESDAY
-A shoving match broke out between
the Warriors David Lee and Roy Hibbert of the Pacers.
Hibbert, who happens to remind me
of King Xerxes from the movie 300,
clearly was angry that Lee rejected his demand of soil and water as
tribute. Anyway, the shoving kind
of erupted in your usual NBA “brawl” were guys just posture and body. Well
except for Steph Curry…
You should probably find another Point
Guard or somebody smaller to grab Steph…
-Also
on Tuesday
That’s Knicks coach Mike Woodson and he’s wearing a shirt
of…. Mike Woodson! Cool. Do what you do.
WEDNESDAY
-I
guess Steph Curry was feeling a little charitable as he went Bananas against
the Knicks in Madison Square Garden and lit them up for 54 points.
I say charitable because Curry did it
for free as he was fined $35,000 for his role in the previous night’s incident. Curry’s per game salary? $35k exactly
-Also
on Wednesday, I bring you Mickael Pietrus dancing…
Frankly, that’s all he’s good at these days.
THURSDAY
-What do you think when you cross
Zubaz, Fruity Pebbles, and Basketball?
Why you get the new Adidas Basketball Jerseys being unveiled for
the NCAA Tournament. Buy one now,
so we can all laugh and kick your ass when you show up to a pick-up game!
-Also on Thursday,
Joakim Noah Fucked around and had a triple-double (11 blocks!), the Bulls beat the 76ers. Today was a good day.
FRIDAY
-It’s
Friday! Ricky Rubio has some advice for you as well as Alexy Shaved…
Couldn’t have said it any better Ricky. TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN GUYS!
-For
no reason, here’s the Miami Heat Harlem Shake that Sportscenter actually made a
news story because well, you know, they kind of like blowing the Miami Heat.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better
SEE 21 & Over!
-The Hangover meets Project X meets every fucking
college movie you’ve ever seen.
SEE JACK THE GIANT SLAYER!
-Young
Obi-Wan Kenobi and the guy who played Beast in X-Men: First Class take on
Computer Generated Images of very large men.
DRINK BEER & PLAY NBA JAM!
-Headed
over to Headquarters Beercade in Chicago’s Lakeview neighborhood tomorrow
night. It’s filled with old-school
arcade games and plays American Gladiators along with old-school WWF on TVs
overhead. Did I mention they have a lot of craft Beer?
It’s like Saturday mornings as an 11 year-old meet Saturday
afternoons as a 20 year-old.
That’s all she wrote! See you on Monday. Be safe kids!
-WST
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