FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY: IT TAKES TWO!

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MONDAY

-So anyone remember Sean “X-Pac”Waltman of World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling fame?

He was in Minneapolis this past weekend for a match against something named Psycho Horace and had him all set up for his patented Bronco Buster, a move where he jumps crotch-first onto an opponent and jumps up and down…

Yeah, I know.

It’s definitely one of those moves that make you go “uhhhhhhh” when you’re older, but when you’re a 12 year-old, it’s the shit.

 Anyway, he kind of missed and tore his anus, yup, tore his anus.  The video doesn’t really do the magnitude of an injury that awful justice but you can clearly tell buddy is a quite a lot of pain.

Waltman was released from the hospital Monday night.  Who says wrestling is fake? 

Don’t know too many guys who will still compete through that AND go through a table.

 Also on Monday, here’s Jim Belushi being a drunk creeper in the “Shoot the Puck” contest during the second intermission of the Blackhawks-Kings game.

I hate Jim Belushi.  He gets free roam of all the teams in town just because he’s John Belushi’s less humorous, less talented, little bro. 

Saw one episode of According to Jim once, shit sucked.  Fucker hasn’t made a good movie since K9 in 89.

TUESDAY

-Speaking of 80’s era Chicago-natives celebrities, Mr. T showed up at the Blackhawks-Flames game the very NEXT night rocking my go-to Sunday Funday outfit.

Laurence Tureaud (government name alert!) was all business. 

He didn’t bother to scope out eye candy Belushi-style and actually nailed one of his shots.

I wouldn’t expect anything less from Clubber Lang.

Also on Tuesday, you really must meet Andrew “Canadian Jordan” Wiggins.  He replaced Duke signee Jabari Parker of Chicago as the #1 prospect in the country after reclassifying from the class of 2014 to his original high school class of 2013.

 Wiggins is 6’8, hails from Toronto, just completed his senior year at West Virginia hoops powerhouse Huntington Prep, and was given his charming nickname by Sports Illustrated last month.

He also enjoys making classmates and opponents look like a group of YMCA youth leaguers...

Obviously every school wants him, but word is he’s leaning towards Kentucky. 

I think he’s just waiting for the check to clear. 

John Calipari and the Wildcats should really set up direct deposit for these youngsters…

WEDNESDAY

            -The United Center has been the place to be the past few days.  Monday was drunk Belushi, Tuesday was Mr T. pitying pucks and on Wednesday, the Bulls and Heat decided to get together for a nice friendly game.  Well until this happened and “Bron Bron” got upset.

Could have been worse, I mean Chris Bosh is still missing and presumed dead.

Then on the way out after a Bulls 101-97 victory, this happened…

Come on dude, you know Bron’s hairline can’t be seen publicly unless it’s the right light, angle, and situation.

Heat will probably still win it all but it was a fun game.

-So this is Jared Veldheer.  He’s a pretty good Offensive Tackle for the Raiders.  This shot was taken during this past season.

Here’s a picture of what he looks like so far this off-season.

Veldheer usually checks in at and his strength coach says he’s up to 325.  That doesn’t look like four pounds of muscle though.

You don’t think? No.  He couldn’t be taking something could he? Nahhhh, I didn’t think so either…

Something is very familiar about his new physique though…

(Courtesy of SBNation)

That’s it!  Tell Mark Ruffalo And Edward Norton to fuck off.  We’ve got ourselves a new Hulk for the Avengers sequel!

THURSDAY

- Manny Ramirez made his debut with the EDA Rhinos in Taiwan’s top league since no one really wants him anymore.

At least the fans were happy to have him…

It’s a shame that’s not Manny Ramirez on the sign. It’s Reds Pitcher Johnny Cueto.

Wrong dreadlocked Dominican, but who cares?

-The WNBA unveiled it’s new logo, what do you think?

Shitty?  Well so is the WNBA. It’s perfect!

FRIDAY

            -I figured the awesomeness of Victor Oladipo combined with Tyler Zeller’s soft, yet, adequate enough for college ass would be able to get Indiana to the National Title and win me the two March Madness pools.  

Instead I'm done thanks to Syracuse. 

I’m not happy about that it either.

Fuck you Syracuse. I actually look forward to North Carolina and even Duke getting in your ass when you move to the ACC next season. 

I also wish your garbage ass Football team nothing but misery. 

I can lose with grace but that doesn’t mean I have to like it. I’m competitive.  I wanted that pool money!

Marquette can get bent too.  Miami wasn’t supposed to lose until the Elite Eight damn it!!!!

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

SEE G.I. JOE: RETALIATION!

            -Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?  It’s certainly not good movies. 

Snitch was terrible, and the only reason I don’t rip G.I. Joe apart is that I don’t have enough time in the day, plus the little kid inside is begging me not to do it. 

Pain and Gain bombs, Dwayne Johnson (second government name alert!) will go 0-3 in movies in three months.

WATCH THE GAME OF THRONES SEASON PREMIRE!

            -I didn’t see the first season, spent half of the second trying to figure out what the hell was going on, and just finished up the first season on Wednesday. 

Turns out it that was a terrible strategy. Now I don’t even remember what happened during the first few episodes of the second season.

Should have gotten on board from jump street.

WATCH THE WALKING DEAD SEASON FINALE!

            -The long anticipated Woodbury-Prison war is ready to meet it’s bloody climax, and word is out that 27 people will die. 

We can only hope Andrea is one of them.  If Daryl Dixon somehow meets his end, expect all hell to break loose in the streets.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-out to my good friend “U”

 He’s been mentioned in the past and is celebrating his 26^th birthday today so the cronies have been rounded up and we’ll be out this evening.

Enjoy your day buddy!  I’ll see you this evening.

Let’s do it again next week!  Have a safe weekend kids!

-WST