FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-TWO WORDS!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-Meet Virginia Basketball fan Danny...that's right he's a fan, not team manager or grad assistant.

Using just a suit and an orange tie, Danny managed to crash the Cavalier's bench and huddle during Sunday's ACC Championship game proving once again that all you need to get what you want is confidence (and balls of fine silver).

-Barys Astana (of Russian Hockey's KHL) forward Talgat Zhailauov took time to kick it with cheerful fans following his team's first-round playoff win.  However, he should know...

Allowing yourself to be tossed in the air by a group jubilant yet, faded Ruskis is never the best idea.  Zhailuov was taken to the hospital with a concussion.

TUESDAY

-Stephanie Faye Hamman of Tennessee (of course) was arrested after she smoked a bunch of weed, drove her car into a church and stabbed her husband in the chest with a knife when he came to help her because "the devil told her he was worshipping NASCAR."

I don't know about all that devil shit, but cutting a NASCAR fan is something most of us living above the Mason-Dixon line can only dream about.

-In what I imagine is just another step of a well-organized offensive against mankind, a swarm (or death squad) of Bees delayed a Yankees-Red Sox spring league game in Florida.

Wait, Yankees AND Red Sox?  Well go right ahead and maim them all! Do the rest of America a favor! No survivors! While they're at it, I'm sure they can find a Cardinals fan or two.

WEDNESDAY

-Check THIS Shit out...

Pretty good!  Still can't touch the greatest of all time though...

-Couple weeks back Suns swingman Gerald Green dropped 41 points in victory against Kevin Durant and the Thunder and barely got any shine for it.  Well Gerald your time has come...

Introducing...GERALD GREEN JAM!

Well done, but those ratings are a little suspect...maybe a little favoritism Suns?

THURSDAY
-March Madness begins and ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you had ONE job Ohio State...

But fuck all that shit right now...the HELL happened to everyone's favorite SEGA Dreamcast All-Star Steve Francis?!

That was "Stevie Franchise" in 2008...THIS is him two days ago with Seahawks Safety Kam Chancellor...

Let me just point out that Francis is only 37 years-old!

He's YOUNGER than Andre Miller and Steve Nash...

Who (or what) did this to you?!!!

Disease?

Crack?

Nino Brown?

Putin?

Cuttino Mobley?

Who?!!!!!!!

Seriously, guy looks like he survived being tossed around in space!

He looks like Shang Tsung took his soul!

Buddy looks he touched that ball from Space Jam and had all the life sucked out of him!

He looks like one of those Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark!

My guy looks like the prototype for Tokka and Rahzar from TMNT 2!

BTW, while I can appreciate the way Chancellor lays the wood on unsuspecting wideouts, the man is wrong for making that picture viral. 

 No way should he have posted that picture up knowing Steve's face looks like the inside of a catcher's mitt..

-I apologize for sounding like a senile grandparent but...

You know how hard it was to sneak around school and watch March Madness when I was a kid?!  

No smart phones, or internet or flat screens to just check that shit on the drop of a dime! 

You spent half your day wondering!  If you were lucky, MAYBE you could catch a teacher with a gambling problem and pray he was in a good enough mood to let you sneak a peak!

These kids these days...don't know how good they got it!

FRIDAY

-Dwight, Johnny Football, Arian Foster...

That's a lot of douche for one pic.  I'm shocked the camera managed to get it off.

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

MORE MARCH MADNESS!
Let's face it: your body still hasn't fully recovered from last weekend.  You don't want to go out...

ENJOY THE COLD!
Just in case you haven't gotten enough of it this winter, there's only so much time left before it's all gone.  Maybe...possibly,..please?

EAT BRUNCH!
Nutella stuffed donut holes from Old Oak Tap!  So this is what heaven tastes like.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-out to Reds closer Aroldis Chapman!

Earlier this week, the "Cuban Missle" took a 110 MPH liner to the face and suffered a broken bone above his left eye.

While he's very lucky, looks like the injury is nothing a titanium plate, a pretty nurse and oh...a few sympathy cases of beer can't fix as reports say he could be back to throwing in 10 days and and game-ready in 4-6 weeks.

Respect!

That's it for the kid!  As always, thanks for your support! Where the white women at?

-WST'