FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-BACK IN THE DAY!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-Jamal Crawford's memory is just better than yours...

Give the man a hand, he just passed his drug test.  Congrats Jamal!

-Bucks-Sixers...

The best sleep you'll ever get.

TUESDAY

-Not even legendary Street Fighter E. Honda can stop Dirk Nowitzki...

Hand down, man down.

-Speaking of the Knicks, Raymond Felton....

Fat, bad at basketball and trigger-happy is no way to go through life son.  You live in the same city where "Cheddar" Plaxico Burress got two years just for shooting HIMSELF.  You pointed a pistol at your girl (a hot, itellgent one at that), what do you think they're going to do to your chicken nugget-loving ass?

WEDNESDAY

-Everyone remembers Buzz's Girlfriend (woof!) from Home Alone...

Well meet her father, Astros Bullpen Coach Craig Bjornson...

Clearly he's not too happy with the idea of his little piglet dating one of those damn McCallister kids.

-Baseball's around the corner!  Here's A's outfielder Josh Reddick robbing the Orioles' Michael Morse of two jacks twice!

When reached for a comment, Reddick gave all credit to his new trainer...

THURSDAY
-Panthers left tackle Jordan Gross called it a career and gets a Barbershop Quartet sendoff by teammate Ryan Kalil.

Exhibit A that not all offensive lineman treat each other like shit.  Hi Dolphins organization!

But fuck all that shit right now...

-So Robin Thicke and Paula Patton called it quits because Thicke likes to sleep around but can you really blame him? 

 You see I'm not saying what he did was right but come on now... they gave it nine years and that's fairly long by celebrity standards.

Besides, those two are too good looking not to do the world a favor and have sex with other people.

I mean I really believe that he was trying his damnedest not to get frisky with other chicks but shit, the minute "Blurred Lines" dropped, you knew it was game over...

Minute that song hit the radio, fucker was in the club dodging pussy like Neo dodges bullets!

And fending off women like they were Japanese rabbits...

Wait, what the hell am I talking about?  He DID fuck up!  Paul Patton is so fine!  You know what?  I won't even begin to go into my level of thirst when it comes to that woman.

-Someone got himself a new toy...

Forget Space Jam 2, who's ready for the mask of LeZorro?

FRIDAY

-Utah Valley.  New Mexico State.  BASKETBRAWL!

Student section picked the wrong moment to rush the court man.  Green Man is lucky he didn't catch a two-piece.

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE NHL STADIUM SERIES!

The NHL's outdoor party shifts to Chicago's Soldier Field as the Blackhawks take on the Penguins!

Should be cold as fuck and I plan on enjoying the game from a sandy Miami bar with a tequila in my hand as I've taken my talents to South Beach for the weekend.

I should kick my own ass for that last comment.

SEE SON OF GOD!
Lady-Killer Jesus?

Lady-Killer Jesus.

SEE NON STOP!
Liam Neeson is the white Denzel; older he gets, more people he kills.  By the way, they should have just called this movie Sky-Hard..

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-out to Harold Ramis!

Stripes, Animal House, Analyze This, Analyze That, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters...

Touchstones of classic comedy.

Thank you and R.I.P.

It's all wrapped up like a mummy,  I met her on a monday and my heart stood still.

-WST'