All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
Please come to my Thanksgiving...pretty please?
-That
face is clearly Chris Paul’s but that leg belongs to Grizzlies Guard Tony Allen
who was immediately ejected following this cross-kick. That off-season training Allen did with
Liu Kang must have really paid off.
TUESDAY
-Tracy McGrady…you came on TV with
that?
You’ve been in the NBA forever man, I know you got the
money, go see a fucking tailor.
You look like you should be on a stage doing stand up with these dudes…
-Looks
like Trevor Ariza is more excited about that new R. Kelly Album dropping next
month than I am…
Black Panties!
December 10!
Kells!
WEDNESDAY
-Blackhawks
Owner Bill Wirtz is hawking vials of melted home ice from the team’s Stanley
cup season. Only will run you
$99…or you could send the cash to me if you feel the need to waste money on
silly things.
Supposedly, all proceeds go to charity and I wish I could
tell you which one. Feed the Homeless?
The Wirtz family wallets? Corey Crawford’s contract? Anyway, the New York
Rangers tried this sometime back after they won it all and the city is still dealing with the results…
-The Celtics got their asses whipped
by the Rockets and Rajon Rondo does NOT find these team stats acceptable.
A pissed off Rajon Rondo equals a happy WST. Enjoy your team’s suckage.
THURSDAY
-Saints
beat the Falcons 17-13. Jimmy
Graham's end zone celebration ruined a perfectly good goal post and Drew Brees continued to break off
his receivers with the randomness of the lottery but fuck all that right now...
Turkey Bowl season is upon us and every year, there’s always
that one dude who takes it too seriously, and I just want to let you know
everyone hates you.
Come Thanksgiving, I’m just trying to get out, throw
the ball around for a couple hours, then go home to smash some turkey, watch
some decent NFL games, and pass out.
That’s tough to do if I’m all busted up because one fucker
decided to show thinking he’s JJ Watt.
You see, hard-ass turkey bowl dude, you’re a disease. The minute other guys see you going
balls out; we’re all going to step the physicality up a bit. I’M NOT GETTING BITCHED ON A HOLIDAY
DAMN IT.
-John
Cena in something other than jorts?
I fucking Hate John Cena, but that…that I liked.
FRIDAY
-Thunder
Fan sinks half-court shot, wins 20 Gs and gets dap from Jay-Z. He’s the second fan to do so this week
and the fifth in 22 games.
My theory? They’re
all Harlem Globetrotters in disguise.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE THE HUNGER GAMES!
-Don’t get it on bootleg and just
drop the $9.50!
GO TO A FRIENDSGIVING PARTY!
-Like
your family’s Thanksgiving only more booze and more food.
WATCH PACQUIAO-RIOS!
-Pac-Man
makes his first return to the ring since getting knocked the fuck out by Juan
Manuel Marquez last December. In
fact, that shit was so cold; let’s watch it again….
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout Out to Grange Hall Burger Bar!
Discovered this place a couple years back…let me tell you
their Bourbon Pecan Pies are the business. Ordered a pair for a couple Friendsgivings this weekend and
these fuckers aren’t even PREPARED for the goodness.
Thank you for your continued support of the WST. Be safe this weekend and next week at
Black Wednesday. Drink responsibly my people.
-WST
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