FULL CIRLCE FRIDAY-DAMMIT MAN!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!  Auburn came out strong.  Social Media hopped on the SEC's dick, but someone forgot to remind America that yes, there are in fact TWO halves in Football...

Game.  Seminoles.  Start the Tomahawk chop.  Let's go to "Famous" Jameis Winston for more...

-Got that? They're STRONG!  Seriously, though, not an awful speech, but since Jameis Winston is a large, black, 20 year-old with everything in life currently rolling his way, you know SOMEONE was going to find a way to hate on him...so who's it going to be?  Drumroll please...........

If you guessed Alabama QB AJ McCarron's mother, Dee Dee, I owe you a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos from 7-Eleven.  She deleted that tweet real quick but not before the Twitter police could get her ass.  

She's since come out and made it clear she's not racist and very well may not be.  

But is she saltier than large order of fries from McDonald's?  Hell yeah!  

Bitch, didn't you hear all that sodium is bad for you?  Walk your country ass to the Cracker Barrel, sit down, have yourself a sweet tea and shut the fuck up.

TUESDAY

-Fast & Furious franchise star Michelle Rodriguez decided to hit up the Knicks-Pistons game and make-out with "friend" and supermodel Cara Delevingne

I'm really hoping that made the kiss cam at Madison Square Garden.  If not, shame on you guys.  This is the most interesting thing to happen to the Knicks all season.

-What happens when you try to be a tough guy and take a cheap shot?

Sometimes Karma doesn't wait too long to pay you back.

WEDNESDAY

-Dennis Rodman and a group of retired NBA players participated in a "goodwill game" against the North Korean All-Stars.  As if that couldn't get any more weird, Rodman led a singing of "Happy Birthday" to Kim Jong-un.

The NBA team lost...because they wanted to come home (if at all) in something other than a box.

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Wrestling LEGEND Ric Flair has received death threats from Carolina Panthers fans after tape emerged of the gawd of the squared circle firing up the San Francisco 49ers the night before their wild-card playoff match up against the Packers. Charlotte is Flair's hometown and the Niners visit the Panthers in the Divisional round Sunday.

People need to chill out, Flair is so old and crazy these days, he probably thought he was talking to the Charlotte 49ers.

Here's some of Flair's best stuff just because he's a 17-time World Champ and the greatest self-promoter of all time.

THURSDAY

-New York beats Miami 102-92.  Melo dropped 29 points, but no one cared because Michelle Rodriguez wasn't there, J.R. Smith was benched because he likes to untie people's shoelaces and everyone knows it's a two-horse race between the Heat and Pacers as far as the Eastern Conference goes so fuck all that shit right now...

Any of you guys check out Elite Daily?  They call themselves "The Voice of Generation Y" which I'm apart of so I read from time to time.

I'm feeling most of their articles...except the ones on relationships.  They're all over the place on those bad boys.

They'll come out one day with a piece saying how dudes need to be more chivalrous like our fathers and grandfathers...

Next day, some shit up about how girls only go for dickheads and how you need to be more of one to get a girl you're after.

Then there's the one about how you shouldn't chase girls at all because it can become an obsession (that was a little creepy to be honest).

So what you're saying is I should be a kind and courteous guy...but also be an asshole...while doing my best to not come off as thirsty?

Got it!  Excuse me while I go stick my head in the oven for taking the time to read that.

You want my advice when it comes to relationships or dating?  Not that you asked but I'll tell you because I can; fuck everyone else's advice, do you.  

May or may not work out but at least you did it your way.

-Jay Gruden becomes head coach of the Washington Redskins!

Damn...looks like he just figured out he works for Daniel Snyder now.  Looking forward to a lot of Spider 3y Banana action out of RGIII next year buddy.

FRIDAY

-It happened on Wednesday but I had to talk about this...

Man that was a bad no call.  D-Wade's ass is STILL traveling right now.

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE NFL DIVISIONAL GAMES!

I can't wait for that Saints-Seahawks game Saturday and neither can Marshawn Lynch...

Beautiful chaos.  DARREN SHARPER HOLD MA DICK!!!!!!!!!

SEE LONE SURVIVOR!

Don't you dare say anything negative about this movie.  You'll be labeled un-American if you do.

WATCH NEW TV SHOWS!
Season 4 of Shameless.  Season 2 of Banshee.  Premiere of True Detective.  Don't have Showtime, Cinemax or HBO?  May be a good time to call your local cable provider and invest.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to Frank Thomas, Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine! Baseball's Hall of Fame voting committee hit a home run (pun definitely intended) this year by inducting three players WE grew up watching!  

I'm talking back in the 90's when Baseball was the sport!  

When Thursday nights were spent at the batting cages, coach treated you and your teammates to an Italian Ice after a win, you collected Fleer, Tops and Upper Deck trading cards and played that World Series Baseball for SEGA!

That's a wrap. Thanks for your support and when someone asks you if you are a god...you say YES!

-WST

FULL CIRLCE FRIDAY: AIR FORCE ONES!!!!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-All kinds of bullshit...

That boys and girls....is what 8-bits of heart break looks like.

-Black Monday in Pro Football...

THAT MEANS EVERYONE IS FIRED!!!!  SHANAHAN!  CHUDZINSKI (who?)!  FRAZIER!  SCHWARTZ! SCHIANO!  GOOD LUCK WITH ALL FUTURE ENDEAVORS BOYS AND EAT SHIT!

I think I enjoyed the Shanny firing the most.  I imagine the exchange between Robert Griffin III and Redskins owner Dan Snyder went something like...

RGIII:  So is coach fired?

SNYDER: Yup...

RGIII:  HEY COACH! IMMA KICK YO ASS LATER!

TUESDAY

-Did I miss something or did Glen Davis change his nickname to "Big Dick Baby" while nobody was watching the Magic?

You never wanna get bodied by a Big Dick Baby.  ever.

-Happy New Year From Carmelo Anthony!

Hope you find everything you're looking for in 2014 Melo...and that includes a new team.

WEDNESDAY

-HOLY SHIT THE WINTER CLASS LOOKS PRETTY SWEET!

Not gonna lie, I kind of wished I was in Ann Arbor for that until I realized I could get the same effect playing this outside...

-Michigan State beats Stanford in the Rose Bowl (yay, a Big Ten team that doesn't blow!) and they brought along Atlanta Rapper Rich Homie Quan!

Head Coach Mike D'Antonio totally has that "I still don't know who the hell you are, but my players love you" look. Anyway, it's time to party with the Spartans so for the first (and last time this year)....TURN UP!<----Destroy this word NOW!

Even the old folks at the end are getting kind of live. Michigan State will beat you on the field AND the dance floor.

THURSDAY

Oklahoma beats Alabama in the Sugar Bowl 45-31 and unhappy Katherine Webb is still smoking.  Nick Saban will spend numerous nights awake in bed this off-season wondering how the hell this team went from driver's seat for another National Title to getting dicked like a French Quarter hooker during Mardi Gras but fuck all that shit right now...

The NFL season ended for my favorite team last Sunday (I'm a pretty rabid Chicago Bears fan if you hadn't noticed).

This means I don't have anything for my weekends to revolve around and I actually have to go out and be social since you know, I don't have a neglected wife or kids to worry about like the average Football bro in my age range.

Don't get me wrong, I'll still watch the postseason and Super Bowl but at this point, I'm just a neutral observer without a real rooting interest and that's the WORST.

I don't want to "adopt" a team to cheer for through the playoffs because only d-bags do that and I'd rather just hate on all of them since I'm petty like that.

Here goes...

-Seahawks are the most complete team, which means they'll find a way to blow it, keeping Seattle the rain-filled depressing city it should be.

-Colin Kaepernick is a fraud with a nose so big, he can smell me talking shit about him right now.  He also did a commercial for awful McDonald's Chicken Wings  where his performance was trumped by Joe Flacco...again

-Kansas City is full of mouthbreathers and terrible when they play anyone above .500 unless their defense scores five TD's to cover for the inept offense.

-The Saints have the fatter of the two Ryan brothers and he's not allowed to win a damn thing.  Every time I see Drew Brees sleeping peacefully in that Nyquil ad, I wanna hit him with a sock full of quarters.

-The Packers defense is more suspect than O.J. in the cutlery section of Macy's.  Eddie Lacy will probably be out of the league in four years cause he runs with the recklessness of a Rhino on cocaine.

-Peyton Manning has RoboCop neck and was named Sports Illustrated's 2013 "Sportsman of the Year" despite any noteworthy achievement outside of throwing a bunch of TD's and going one and done in last season's playoffs. Wes Welker is a sawed-off dipshit who I hope gets Old Spice body wash in his eye.

-Andrew Luck looks like a overgrown troll that probably would do your taxes if you asked him.  Did I mention that the Indianapolis front office let the BROWNS dupe them in that Trent Richardson trade?

-Phillip Rivers is a bible-thumping redneck and Ryan Mathews actually made it through a season without sucking so you know he's due to jag.  Manti Te'o is also on San Diego and rumor is he's already on his 10th imaginary girlfriend.

-Philly is just aching for someone to solve their gimmick offense.  DeSean Jackson hangs out with the "ohhhhh kill em" kid, who I'm almost certain is really a 26-year-old midget.  BTW, why would a grown-ass man, let alone a professional football coach still allow himself to go by "Chip?"  This isn't the Freshman mixer at Brown.  This isn't a Leave It to Beaver rerun.  Your name is Charles...Charles Kelly dammit!

-Cam Newton claims he's changed, but everyone knows he's still a tool and their team is coached by a guy nicknamed "Chico"who will be fired after they play a real schedule in 2014.  

-Cincinnati is an abomination of a city that had race-riots in fucking 2001.  Andy Dalton looks like a firey-haired ventriloquist dummy.  Worst season of Hard Knocks ever.

-Tom Brady's receivers consist of Julian Edelman, something called Aaron Dobson, Kenbrell Thompkins a.k.a. the worst fantasy sleeper pick ever (thanks Yahoo! ya d-bags) and some fan who only goes by "Sully" from Boston's Charlestown neighborhood.

Screw all these teams and whichever pair make it to the Super Bowl; enjoy freezing your asses off in New York in February.  I hope Bane shows up to implode it.

Ok I feel better...

-Thunder players hang out...

Kendrick Perkins gets pissed because he didn't get a invite...

I dunno Perk maybe because you walk around looking like this all the time...

Hood face may get you respect on the court, but it doesn't win you any friends big guy.

FRIDAY

-Lebron looks like a badass even when he leaves skid marks.  Not those kind...you sick bastard.  These...

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE NFL WILD-CARD GAMES!

That fact that a couple of these games almost got blacked-out locally makes me wanna do the "Carlton Dance" with a shit-eating grin.

PUT OFF NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS!

Oh, you're going to lose 50 pounds?  I support you 100%....right after you go grab a little snack....just one more time...

New Year, old you.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to James Avery!  Avery (top left for the uninformed) passed away New Years day at the age of 65 and was known to millions of Millennials as the stern, yet lovable Uncle Phil on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

R.I.P.

That's a wrap.  The Well-Spoken Token  is one year strong and looking to keep on rolling.  Thanks for your support and be careful in those streets.

-WST

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

-First place?  Oh, you thought you were raw?  BOOOM!

Not anymore…

            -Paul McCartney went to a Nets game and apparently really wanted a free t-shirt…

Look how disappointed he is!  Good job Brooklyn, bad enough what you’re doing to your fans but now you’ve made a fucking BEATLE sad.

TUESDAY

            -5’8 trying to d-up 7’6?

Respect, but that may be biting off a little more than you can chew little fella.

            -Mike Dunleavy kills it on this buzzer beater but someone may want to inform him that the Bulls still lose by one.

This is what it's come to in Chicago.  Can't the NBA lottery just get here already?

WEDNESDAY

            -Wow

This is why I hate Texas.

            -I don’t know what the hell is going on with Brock Lesnar’s pants but he made a pretty bad decision there.

However, he’s made worse ones….

THURSDAY

            -So there’s no more Thursday Night Football for me to bitch about so I decided to watch a couple Wesley Snipes flicks last night as a substitute.  Passenger 57 is still the shit by the way.  I’ll be making the full transition over to NBA games starting next week but fuck all of that right now….

I threw a little holiday party over the weekend and unfortunately picked up way too much food and not enough mixers.   Then again, I did tell people BYOB.

The result?

A pretty good time but my guests were mixing booze with water or lemon once the pop and juice ran out. Meanwhile my roommate and I were left with three pans of food. 

We’re not wasteful people so I have Mostaccioli, Chicken Vesuvio and Antipasta Salad coming out of my damn ears.   I won’t be eating Italian for at least a month. 

YOU PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EAT ARE THE WORST. YOU KNOW HOW MANY CARBS I’VE HAD TO CONSUME BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH OF YOU TOUCHED THE PASTA?!   I HATE YOU ALL!!!!

Oh, and thanks for coming by, Happy Holidays!

            -Who doesn’t love when Athletes take the time to sing Holiday Songs to Children?

I mean besides the Children of course.

FRIDAY

            -10 years ago today good ol’ “Broadway” Joe Namath showed up on Monday Night Football drunk and tried to run game on Suzy Kolber.

I love Joe Namath. 

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH MEANIGLESS BOWL GAMES!

-Don’t laugh; these kids worked their asses off all season to become Champions of the New Mexico Bowl people!

WATCH EAGLES-BEARS!

            -Both teams feature high-powered offenses and no defense!  Plus there’s Jay Cutler and we know how much people LOVE Jay Cutler.

GET SOME CULTURE!

           

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to Lebron James and Rob Ford!

Lebron almost lost his shit on Mario Chalmers this week and no one likes Mario Chalmers.  Mario Chalmer’s own mother doesn’t like Mario Chalmers.

Meanwhile, look at Ford, I don’t know how he’s still the Mayor but that dude knows how to lay back and have some fun.

That’s a wrap.  See you next Friday and have a Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

-WST

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-REBIRTH OF SLICK!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

-Mark D'Antonio likes Rich Homie Quan?!

Lies…I know you’re just using that as a recruiting tool motherfucker.  I can see it now…

“Come to Michigan State son, we have a top notch communications program, you’ll see playing time right away and…NO team in the nation can turn up like we can!”

            - I enjoy NBC’s Sunday Night Football intros.  If there isn’t some Wide Receiver rattling off the name of their Middle School, there's some stone-faced white linebacker muttering “THE Ohio State University,” and then you have players like Panthers End Greg Hardy…

In related news, no one is America knows what the hell he’s talking about.

TUESDAY

            -Bears QB Josh McCown is balling right now.  In six games since Jay Cutler went down, he’s come in to throw for 13 TDs with one interception.  You know what Josh hates more than that one pick?  Porn!!!!!

Anyone else hear that?

"There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites before, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'"

Wait…what kind of sites are YOU hitting?  You know what? I don’t want to know...whatever floats your boat bro.

            -Former NFL star Shawne “Lights Out” Merriman flipped the switch on this interview with Dan LeBartard and Bomani Jones…

I mean they probably figured since he could sit through the Tila Tequila portion, a couple questions about his family’s house burning down and being homeless as a kid wouldn’t bother him at all.

WEDNESDAY

            -TELL EM WHY YOU MAD SON!

Damn.

 I always thought Lovie Smith was a pretty chill dude, I didn’t even know he was a Knicks fans. Guess he was just frontin for the TV cameras.  Hope he gets back on the sidelines soon, home life looks like it’s killing him.

            -Ohio State’s Amir Williams had a pretty nice stat line (12 points, nine rebounds and six blocks) as the Buckeyes rolled the Bryant Bulldogs 86-48.  So what can he attribute his big night to?

Caught himself from saying dick with the quickness.  Did you see his face?  That’s the face you get when you’re 13, talking shit, and mom walks in the room out of nowhere.

            -Bucks Power Forward John Henson clearly isn’t too fond of the NCAA… 

Is he selling those?  Think I just found the perfect Christmas gift for all my friends and family.

THURSDAY

            -Chargers come into Denver and take one 27-20 as it’s December, so obviously we all know what Peyton Manning is like in the winter (above) but fuck all of that right now…

Throwing a Christmas Sweater Party this weekend and  while I enjoy having friends over to get creative, stuff their faces, get drunk and dance to Wreckx-N-Effects, I fucking hate preparing for it.

Picking up liquor is the fun part, but getting food and cleaning blows. 

You can’t half-ass that clean either, you must go full-on Sunshine Cleaning on your shit or else you look like an Ogre.

Food-wise, it doesn’t matter who or where you get it from; no matter how many weeks ahead you place your order or how much of a ridiculous prepayment you make and despite the fact that they give you a time to be there and call you a day ahead to confirm…you’ll still show up and it WON”T BE READY ON TIME!

Can my shit be classified under first world problems?  Probably.  Is it still a problem?  Damn right it is.

-Conventional medical procedures not working?  Well courtesy of Green Bay comes the Aaron Rodgers healing ritual.

Matt Flynn that bad huh?

FRIDAY

            -What happens when you combine Sharkado, the worst B-Movie of all time with one of the most irrelevant teams in pro basketball? That's right...Hawknado!

I know it's just a parody but that was still horrible Atlanta.  Holiday season be damned.  Whoever pitched this should lose their job today. 

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE 2013 HEISMAN CEREMONY!

-Jameis Winston is going to win but shit, it’s either this or Division II and/or III football.

SEE THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATON OF SMAUG!

            -Not nearly as entertaining as the original Lord of the Rings movies, which these movies are a prequel too and…fuck it, if you’re not a geek, you won’t understand.

WATCH BRONER-MAIDANA!

            -Floyd Mayweather’s equally talkative, yet less-accomplished clone steps into ring against Argentine Marcos Maidana in a loaded card from San Antonio’s Alamodome.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-Out to Kobe!

Well that was like two minutes of life wasted…anyway despite having the worst “return” video I’ve ever seen, welcome back!

 Now…HELP MY FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!!  I LOST DERRICK ROSE AND D-WADE TAKES TOO MANY NIGHTS OFF.  MY TEAM IS BLEEDING! MAKE IT STOP MAMBA!  MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Thanks for your continued support of the WST.

Little piece of advice: Listen to R. Kelly’s new single “Cookies.”

You’ll never eat an Oreo without a shit-eating grin again.

-WST

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-NEW WORKOUT PLAN!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

-Rivalry Saturday in College Football tends to bring out the crazy in everyone...the fans...

The players…

Even the coaches get a little stupid…Like sending your field goal unit out to attempt a 50+ yard kick  without at least one athletic guy in case you know, your arch-rival runs it back stupid…

I know everyone likes to treats you as the Don Coreleone of college coaches but Nick Saban…YOU BLEW IT!  Bet that Texas job is looking real nice about now you fucking jag.

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All three of those dudes are going to need aspirin after the game and maybe a hug.

TUESDAY

            -Apparently Chiefs Running Back Jamaal Charles can throw and catch his own passes because he rocks Pumas.

Cool?  Creative?  I think not.  Who the hell still wears Pumas outside of soccer hooligans and Usain Bolt?  BTW Jamaal, Mr. Perfect was doing that 20 years ago…

            -Patriots Linebacker Jerod Mayo has decided to come out and throw his name behind a whole line of well, Mayo.

Somewhere out there, O.J. Mayo saw this and silently cursed under his breath.  He really missed out on this one.  That "Crushin Chipotle" looks promising, may have to check it out.

WEDNESDAY

            -HOCKEY FIGHT!  Now this one may not look like much but wait until the 1:35 mark…

How awesome would it be if he shouted, “TIGER UPPERCUT!” as he did that?  Sagat would be so proud.

            -Mexico City had two jobs as the city hosted a game between the Spurs and T-Wolves…

1.Fill the arena (They did with 22,000 fans).

2. Make sure nothing happens to the arena.

Well….

The roof, the roof, the roof is one fire!  No really, it’s on fire!!!!!!!

So the NBA said, “we don’t no need water, we’ll cancel the game and let that motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!”

THURSDAY

            -Dude…what did we to the TV gods to deserve a Thursday evening centered around Jaguars-Texans and Knicks-Nets on primetime?   I’m not even going give you the scores because there’s no point, no one cared about eithers.  Anyway fuck all that right now...

So Tuesday, I was MAD people.  I mean my day was cool until about 9:00 a.m. and slowly went all kinds of downhill from there. 

By the time I rolled into my place, I was so pissed I didn’t even eat dinner.  You ever been angry and hungry at the same time?  The worst.  If anything, it just makes you angrier yet, I still felt like being a idiot about it.

Woke up at two in the morning, made a quesadilla, and woke five hours later feeling like a superstar.  Who knew all it took to defuse me was Supremo Chihuahua cheese?

-Jameis Winston exonerated and gets to win his Heisman and play for the National Championship assuming they get past a scrappy Duke team this weekend (trying to say that with a straight face). 

However, famous Jameis isn’t even the most important member of the team.  Meet Red Lightening!

You know your team’s good when the ball boy has his own highlight tape.

FRIDAY

            -The year in sports belongs to Terio and Ohhhhh Kill Em dance….

Seriously though, does that little bastard have parents?

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES!

-SEC, ACC, BIG TEN, and PAC-12 Championships all on deck this weekend.  Something crazy can still go down and shake things up.

SEE OUT OF THE FURNACE!

            -When his brother goes missing, it’s time for redneck Christian Bale to take matters into his own hands.  Shit is going to get country.

FIND A UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!

            -It’s that time of the year to down spiked eggnog and look as tacky as possible doing so.  Hit up Goodwill  nowbefore the good ones run out!

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela!

Celebrities always die in threes, so there’s still someone left for someone else to kick the bucket (unless you count Brian from Family Guy).  

Happy to say both of these men played roles in my youth.  Very different roles…but roles regardless.

I LOVED Varsity Blues as a kid.  The plot, the characters, the music… I still get sad when Lance Harbor gets injured in that flick like, “NOOOOOOO!  HE HAD A FULL RIDE TO FLORIDA STATE!  NOOOO!!!!!!”

RIP Paul, you will never be forgotten and I mean that, you can’t turn on USA without seeing you be a dick in She’s All That.

I learned about Nelson Mandela when I was Seven years old.  He had just become President in South Africa’s first fully Democratic elections and I remember telling my parents how cool it was that a black man was a president.       
                                                                                                                                                               As I got older, I actually took the time to read about his struggle for Civil Rights in South Africa and all that he endured just to be seen as an equal in his own country.

“Sport has the power to change the world…to inspire…to unite people.” – Nelson Mandela

RIP Madiba.  Thank you for showing the world the power of the human spirit

-WST