FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-REBIRTH OF SLICK!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

-Mark D'Antonio likes Rich Homie Quan?!

Lies…I know you’re just using that as a recruiting tool motherfucker.  I can see it now…

“Come to Michigan State son, we have a top notch communications program, you’ll see playing time right away and…NO team in the nation can turn up like we can!”

            - I enjoy NBC’s Sunday Night Football intros.  If there isn’t some Wide Receiver rattling off the name of their Middle School, there's some stone-faced white linebacker muttering “THE Ohio State University,” and then you have players like Panthers End Greg Hardy…

In related news, no one is America knows what the hell he’s talking about.

TUESDAY

            -Bears QB Josh McCown is balling right now.  In six games since Jay Cutler went down, he’s come in to throw for 13 TDs with one interception.  You know what Josh hates more than that one pick?  Porn!!!!!

Anyone else hear that?

"There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites before, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'"

Wait…what kind of sites are YOU hitting?  You know what? I don’t want to know...whatever floats your boat bro.

            -Former NFL star Shawne “Lights Out” Merriman flipped the switch on this interview with Dan LeBartard and Bomani Jones…

I mean they probably figured since he could sit through the Tila Tequila portion, a couple questions about his family’s house burning down and being homeless as a kid wouldn’t bother him at all.

WEDNESDAY

            -TELL EM WHY YOU MAD SON!

Damn.

 I always thought Lovie Smith was a pretty chill dude, I didn’t even know he was a Knicks fans. Guess he was just frontin for the TV cameras.  Hope he gets back on the sidelines soon, home life looks like it’s killing him.

            -Ohio State’s Amir Williams had a pretty nice stat line (12 points, nine rebounds and six blocks) as the Buckeyes rolled the Bryant Bulldogs 86-48.  So what can he attribute his big night to?

Caught himself from saying dick with the quickness.  Did you see his face?  That’s the face you get when you’re 13, talking shit, and mom walks in the room out of nowhere.

            -Bucks Power Forward John Henson clearly isn’t too fond of the NCAA… 

Is he selling those?  Think I just found the perfect Christmas gift for all my friends and family.

THURSDAY

            -Chargers come into Denver and take one 27-20 as it’s December, so obviously we all know what Peyton Manning is like in the winter (above) but fuck all of that right now…

Throwing a Christmas Sweater Party this weekend and  while I enjoy having friends over to get creative, stuff their faces, get drunk and dance to Wreckx-N-Effects, I fucking hate preparing for it.

Picking up liquor is the fun part, but getting food and cleaning blows. 

You can’t half-ass that clean either, you must go full-on Sunshine Cleaning on your shit or else you look like an Ogre.

Food-wise, it doesn’t matter who or where you get it from; no matter how many weeks ahead you place your order or how much of a ridiculous prepayment you make and despite the fact that they give you a time to be there and call you a day ahead to confirm…you’ll still show up and it WON”T BE READY ON TIME!

Can my shit be classified under first world problems?  Probably.  Is it still a problem?  Damn right it is.

-Conventional medical procedures not working?  Well courtesy of Green Bay comes the Aaron Rodgers healing ritual.

Matt Flynn that bad huh?

FRIDAY

            -What happens when you combine Sharkado, the worst B-Movie of all time with one of the most irrelevant teams in pro basketball? That's right...Hawknado!

I know it's just a parody but that was still horrible Atlanta.  Holiday season be damned.  Whoever pitched this should lose their job today. 

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE 2013 HEISMAN CEREMONY!

-Jameis Winston is going to win but shit, it’s either this or Division II and/or III football.

SEE THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATON OF SMAUG!

            -Not nearly as entertaining as the original Lord of the Rings movies, which these movies are a prequel too and…fuck it, if you’re not a geek, you won’t understand.

WATCH BRONER-MAIDANA!

            -Floyd Mayweather’s equally talkative, yet less-accomplished clone steps into ring against Argentine Marcos Maidana in a loaded card from San Antonio’s Alamodome.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-Out to Kobe!

Well that was like two minutes of life wasted…anyway despite having the worst “return” video I’ve ever seen, welcome back!

 Now…HELP MY FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!!  I LOST DERRICK ROSE AND D-WADE TAKES TOO MANY NIGHTS OFF.  MY TEAM IS BLEEDING! MAKE IT STOP MAMBA!  MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Thanks for your continued support of the WST.

Little piece of advice: Listen to R. Kelly’s new single “Cookies.”

You’ll never eat an Oreo without a shit-eating grin again.

-WST