FULL CIRLCE FRIDAY-DAMMIT MAN!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!  Auburn came out strong.  Social Media hopped on the SEC's dick, but someone forgot to remind America that yes, there are in fact TWO halves in Football...

Game.  Seminoles.  Start the Tomahawk chop.  Let's go to "Famous" Jameis Winston for more...

-Got that? They're STRONG!  Seriously, though, not an awful speech, but since Jameis Winston is a large, black, 20 year-old with everything in life currently rolling his way, you know SOMEONE was going to find a way to hate on him...so who's it going to be?  Drumroll please...........

If you guessed Alabama QB AJ McCarron's mother, Dee Dee, I owe you a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos from 7-Eleven.  She deleted that tweet real quick but not before the Twitter police could get her ass.  

She's since come out and made it clear she's not racist and very well may not be.  

But is she saltier than large order of fries from McDonald's?  Hell yeah!  

Bitch, didn't you hear all that sodium is bad for you?  Walk your country ass to the Cracker Barrel, sit down, have yourself a sweet tea and shut the fuck up.

TUESDAY

-Fast & Furious franchise star Michelle Rodriguez decided to hit up the Knicks-Pistons game and make-out with "friend" and supermodel Cara Delevingne

I'm really hoping that made the kiss cam at Madison Square Garden.  If not, shame on you guys.  This is the most interesting thing to happen to the Knicks all season.

-What happens when you try to be a tough guy and take a cheap shot?

Sometimes Karma doesn't wait too long to pay you back.

WEDNESDAY

-Dennis Rodman and a group of retired NBA players participated in a "goodwill game" against the North Korean All-Stars.  As if that couldn't get any more weird, Rodman led a singing of "Happy Birthday" to Kim Jong-un.

The NBA team lost...because they wanted to come home (if at all) in something other than a box.

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Wrestling LEGEND Ric Flair has received death threats from Carolina Panthers fans after tape emerged of the gawd of the squared circle firing up the San Francisco 49ers the night before their wild-card playoff match up against the Packers. Charlotte is Flair's hometown and the Niners visit the Panthers in the Divisional round Sunday.

People need to chill out, Flair is so old and crazy these days, he probably thought he was talking to the Charlotte 49ers.

Here's some of Flair's best stuff just because he's a 17-time World Champ and the greatest self-promoter of all time.

THURSDAY

-New York beats Miami 102-92.  Melo dropped 29 points, but no one cared because Michelle Rodriguez wasn't there, J.R. Smith was benched because he likes to untie people's shoelaces and everyone knows it's a two-horse race between the Heat and Pacers as far as the Eastern Conference goes so fuck all that shit right now...

Any of you guys check out Elite Daily?  They call themselves "The Voice of Generation Y" which I'm apart of so I read from time to time.

I'm feeling most of their articles...except the ones on relationships.  They're all over the place on those bad boys.

They'll come out one day with a piece saying how dudes need to be more chivalrous like our fathers and grandfathers...

Next day, some shit up about how girls only go for dickheads and how you need to be more of one to get a girl you're after.

Then there's the one about how you shouldn't chase girls at all because it can become an obsession (that was a little creepy to be honest).

So what you're saying is I should be a kind and courteous guy...but also be an asshole...while doing my best to not come off as thirsty?

Got it!  Excuse me while I go stick my head in the oven for taking the time to read that.

You want my advice when it comes to relationships or dating?  Not that you asked but I'll tell you because I can; fuck everyone else's advice, do you.  

May or may not work out but at least you did it your way.

-Jay Gruden becomes head coach of the Washington Redskins!

Damn...looks like he just figured out he works for Daniel Snyder now.  Looking forward to a lot of Spider 3y Banana action out of RGIII next year buddy.

FRIDAY

-It happened on Wednesday but I had to talk about this...

Man that was a bad no call.  D-Wade's ass is STILL traveling right now.

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE NFL DIVISIONAL GAMES!

I can't wait for that Saints-Seahawks game Saturday and neither can Marshawn Lynch...

Beautiful chaos.  DARREN SHARPER HOLD MA DICK!!!!!!!!!

SEE LONE SURVIVOR!

Don't you dare say anything negative about this movie.  You'll be labeled un-American if you do.

WATCH NEW TV SHOWS!
Season 4 of Shameless.  Season 2 of Banshee.  Premiere of True Detective.  Don't have Showtime, Cinemax or HBO?  May be a good time to call your local cable provider and invest.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to Frank Thomas, Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine! Baseball's Hall of Fame voting committee hit a home run (pun definitely intended) this year by inducting three players WE grew up watching!  

I'm talking back in the 90's when Baseball was the sport!  

When Thursday nights were spent at the batting cages, coach treated you and your teammates to an Italian Ice after a win, you collected Fleer, Tops and Upper Deck trading cards and played that World Series Baseball for SEGA!

That's a wrap. Thanks for your support and when someone asks you if you are a god...you say YES!

-WST