All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-First place? Oh, you thought you were raw? BOOOM!
Not anymore…
-Paul
McCartney went to a Nets game and apparently really wanted a free t-shirt…
Look how disappointed he
is! Good job Brooklyn, bad enough
what you’re doing to your fans but now you’ve made a fucking BEATLE sad.
TUESDAY
-5’8
trying to d-up 7’6?
Respect, but that may be biting off a little more than you can chew little fella.
-Mike
Dunleavy kills it on this buzzer beater but someone may want to inform him that
the Bulls still lose by one.
This is what it's come to in Chicago. Can't the NBA lottery just get here already?
WEDNESDAY
-Wow
This is why I hate Texas.
-I
don’t know what the hell is going on with Brock Lesnar’s pants but he made a
pretty bad decision there.
However, he’s made worse ones….
THURSDAY
-So
there’s no more Thursday Night Football for me to bitch about so I decided to
watch a couple Wesley Snipes flicks last night as a substitute. Passenger 57 is still the shit by the way. I’ll be making the full transition over
to NBA games starting next week but fuck all of that right now….
I threw a little holiday party over the weekend and
unfortunately picked up way too much food and not enough mixers. Then again, I did tell people
BYOB.
The result?
A pretty good time but my guests were mixing booze with
water or lemon once the pop and juice ran out. Meanwhile my roommate and I were
left with three pans of food.
We’re not wasteful people so I have Mostaccioli, Chicken
Vesuvio and Antipasta Salad coming out of my damn ears. I won’t be eating Italian for at
least a month.
YOU PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EAT ARE THE WORST. YOU KNOW HOW MANY
CARBS I’VE HAD TO CONSUME BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH OF YOU TOUCHED THE PASTA?! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!
Oh, and thanks for coming by, Happy Holidays!
-Who
doesn’t love when Athletes take the time to sing Holiday Songs to Children?
I mean besides the Children of course.
FRIDAY
-10
years ago today good ol’ “Broadway” Joe Namath showed up on Monday Night
Football drunk and tried to run game on Suzy Kolber.
I love Joe Namath.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
WATCH MEANIGLESS BOWL GAMES!
-Don’t laugh; these kids worked
their asses off all season to become Champions of the New Mexico Bowl people!
WATCH EAGLES-BEARS!
-Both
teams feature high-powered offenses and no defense! Plus there’s Jay Cutler and we know how much people LOVE Jay
Cutler.
GET SOME CULTURE!
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout Out to Lebron James and Rob Ford!
Lebron almost lost his shit on Mario Chalmers this week and
no one likes Mario Chalmers. Mario
Chalmer’s own mother doesn’t like Mario Chalmers.
Meanwhile, look at Ford, I don’t know how he’s still the
Mayor but that dude knows how to lay back and have some fun.
That’s a wrap.
See you next Friday and have a Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
-WST
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