MONDAY
-State title games for High Schools all over the country last weekend and what do you do when a you're 17, full of testosterone and a camera gets put in your face?
Wrestling Promos! Allow Detroit-area powerhouse Warren De La Salle to demonstrate.
-State title games for High Schools all over the country last weekend and what do you do when a you're 17, full of testosterone and a camera gets put in your face?
Wrestling Promos! Allow Detroit-area powerhouse Warren De La Salle to demonstrate.
I don't know how to tell the last guy this, but no bro, you didn't get your swagger back. Not sure if you ever had it to be honest. Perfectly good promo and you fucked it all up.
De La Salle won by the way 44-8. Anyone care about that? I didn't think so.
-I know how you feel Travis Kelce...
I thought Horrible Bosses 2 was pretty whack myself.
TUESDAY
-Check out the Looney Tunes type shit these two guys guy pull courtesy of Philly-based Wrestling Promotion CHIKARA.
-Check out the Looney Tunes type shit these two guys guy pull courtesy of Philly-based Wrestling Promotion CHIKARA.
These guys do kids birthday parties too? Vegas Lounge acts? There's an opportunity for more money here!
-Cardinals Defensive Tackle Darnell Dockett decided to live-tweet his Jury Duty...
The guy facing 15-20 yrs.... And what's crazy i see both sides. His and the law. If I tell yall what he "supposely" did yall be like DAMN.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I wonder if they know I'm tweeting? Oh well, they shouldn't have selected me. They brung in this big ass police officer like gone scare me😂
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
They have no idea Im am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. Who am I to judge
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Technically Dockett he could get into SERIOUS trouble for doing this but he's well known and therefore better than you.
WEDNESDAY
-Steph Curry's lovely wife Ayesha likes to cook. Likes Drake. Likes to Shmoney dance and she loves her man. So why not combine all four?
Steph Curry is WINNING! On the court and off! That's what a REAL Basketball Wife looks like.
-The world of Fantasy Football is cruel and merciless.
Just ask me, I went 0-14 this year.
Ahem...as I was saying...Fantasy Football is the worst. Just ask this guy who lost a bet and had to recreate Sia's "Chandelier"
Disturbing, but pretty entertaining!
THURSDAY
-Nebraska Defensive End Jack Gangwish took a selfie with a Raccoon he saw chilling on the side of a road...
Immediately after the picture, the little guy bit him because would YOU like some 6 foot 2, 260 pound dude just picking you up like they know you for their Instagram account?
Gangwish, knowing the Raccoon would now have to die and be tested for Rabies, decided to make it's death quick and bludgeoned it with a wrench.
Clearly he's forgotten the teachings of recently-outsed Head coach Bo Pelini...a true friend to animals...
Who the hell picks up a Raccoon anyway? They're little bandits! Not to be trusted
But fuck all that shit right now...
There's this one guy at my Gym who everyone hates. I mean EVERYONE. From patrons to trainers to the ladies running the tan area.
He's not the yoked-out loud guy who grunts when he lifts.
He's not the old-dude trying to run with the young bucks on the basketball court.
He rarely says much, when he does, he's pretty polite...in fact, my wallet fell out of my gym bag once and he chased me down to give them back.
I HATED him even more after that. I would have preferred him to just let it lie until some master con-man finds it and performs identity-theft.
Why you ask?
This d-bag comes in every Monday and starts his day off with 30 minutes on the elliptical right near the locker room so you HAVE pass him...
Rocking a Packers hoodie and hat.
With, I shit you not, THIS EXACT SMUG FUCKING LOOK ON HIS FACE.
Passersby and this guy are both thinking he same thing:
Bears Fans: Look at THIS jerk right here...
Packers hoodie guy: Lick my balls! You can't say shit!
I know being a fan of a team while residing in a rival city can't be easy.
Normal people should know better to give someone a rough time because do they something as harmless as support a different Pro Sports team.
Well I'm not normal and human beings are anything but rational, I want to drop a dumbbell on this guys foot the next time he lifts. Make it look like an accident.
Get fucked Monday Packers hoodie guy!
FRIDAY
-Nope.
Yeah it's probably a good idea to cancel that one.
And it's in Arizona too? Nope, nope and nope. Get shot and deported all at once.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…
WORKOUT & REST!
Look, you just put on 3-5 pounds thanks to Thanksgiving, blew a half a stack on Black Friday/Cyber Monday and you'll be up to your neck in Christmas cookies and fudge by this time next week.
Lace up the cross-trainers and keep your ass on the couch when you come back.
WATCH CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES!
Alabama vs. Missouri COULD be good, but it probably won't because Bama is loaded.
Wisconsin vs. Ohio St. COULD be good too. But it won't because it's the Big Ten.
Oregon vs. Arizona tonight wins by default! Arizona beat them once already this season but the game COULD still suck too since the Ducks are probably pissed.
Look, you just put on 3-5 pounds thanks to Thanksgiving, blew a half a stack on Black Friday/Cyber Monday and you'll be up to your neck in Christmas cookies and fudge by this time next week.
Lace up the cross-trainers and keep your ass on the couch when you come back.
WATCH CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES!
Alabama vs. Missouri COULD be good, but it probably won't because Bama is loaded.
Wisconsin vs. Ohio St. COULD be good too. But it won't because it's the Big Ten.
Oregon vs. Arizona tonight wins by default! Arizona beat them once already this season but the game COULD still suck too since the Ducks are probably pissed.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to former world number one Luke Donald being smart enough to just say "you got it bruh" and getting out of that Baboon's way! That thing will rip your face off!
Thanks for the read, let's do lunch sometime. On you of course. Pardon my French...
-WST
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