FULL CIRLCE FRIDAY-HIT EM HIGH!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-Wes Welker won about 90k at the Kentucky Derby and just started handing out $100 bills...

What a generous guy!  A generous drunk guy but you could never tell because Welker always looks a little loopy...

Little fella DOES lead the league in getting laid the fuck out!

See?

-Monday nights at my place are reserved for wrestling and...whoa!

Excuse me...I think I changed the channel at a the wrong time wrestling...I'll stop back by a little later.

TUESDAY

-The whole basketball pool dunk fad is so last summer...until you incorporate a jetpack like the Euroleague did.

I heard Malaysian Airlines sponsored an even better pool dunk, but I can't seem to find the video anywhere...hmmmm.

-You fools think the off-season is enough to stop the likes of thirsty Melo?

Just look at him!  What is he thinking?  

"Look at that THOT!"

"Golly, she's looking oh so very nice!"

"I'm tired of Honey Nut Cheerios, I want some Cocoa Pebbles!"

My money is on the last one, someone please get that man some water.

WEDNESDAY

-Kevin Durant won the NBA's MVP award Tuesday and choked back tears as he praised every one of his teammates.

Wednesday night, his outrageous "helicopter" flop of left everyone in tears...

Let's look at that again and make it a little more dramatic (if possible)...

Hit it Kells!

Durantula gets one MVP and just thinks he can get any call he wants?

-Chris Bosh threw out the first pitch at the Padres game...

Now back off to Miami, you have a game Thursday night dude!

THURSDAY
-And it wasn't much of a game as the Heat (who really aren't dicking around) won 94-82.  The crazy stat though? 

Deron Williams...ZERO points!

You heard that?!  Zero!  You, me, your mom, Ric Flair, Johnny Manziel, Stephen A. Smith, Big Daddy Kane and that Dinosaur who thew threw the first pitch all had the exact same amount of points as Deron Williams last night!

What do you think of Williams' performance Chuck?

That bad eh?

But fuck all that shit right now...

Draft Weekend is here!

First Round of the NFL draft was Thursday and millions of football fans have already partaken in the time-honored tradition of bashing/praising 21 year-old kids that have yet to even lace up a pair of cleats for training camp.

I get it, it's your favorite team, you watch passionately but shut the hell up. It takes about three years to really know if a prospect will pan out or not.

I'm not saying don't get excited about the potential of a draft pick or to not be disappointed when a guy you really had your heart set on gets passed over....

But stop freaking because the prospect your team selected isn't the guy YOU think is the shit.

Just because you once watched a college kid make a play on ESPN as you sucked down chicken wings in a bar, it does not make you an NFL GM.

-Why won't they just let Football players have fun like this?

Funny, I do the same thing every time I finish these blog posts.  Shit, someone has to. 

FRIDAY

-Michigan Fullback Joe Kerridge was one of the guys who let Jadeveon Clowney make that infamous tackle...

A moment I'm sure Kerridge never forgets and apparently, neither does his own mother...

Damn, damn, damn, MOM!  Cold blooded!  Hope you're not expecting a Mother's Day gift!

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

SEE NEIGHBORS!
Because nothing is better than 96 minutes of Seth Rogen basically playing Seth Rogen...

DANCE!
Warmer weather is back so go out and cut rug like EVERYONE is watching!  Unless you can't...then find a corner to sit in.

TELL YOUR MOTHER THANK YOU!
For all the years of putting up with your monkey ass.  Love you mom!

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-Out to the bat-shit Aussie who thought this up!

Screw a couple shrimps on the barbie, how about a bacon-wrapped gator with a chicken in it's mouth!

That good eating!

Back to being inconspicuous for me!  Thanks for the support!  Lunatic Fringe, I know you're out there.

-WST