FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-So Donald Ster....you know what? 

No.

Fuck Donald Sterling, he's a piece for shit but if this damn story were a drink, the bartender would be cutting us off and a bouncer would have his hand on our shoulders telling us it's time to go.

This story has totally taken attention away from the must-see TV that is the first round of this year's playoffs. OKC-Memphis alone has brought the hoops world to it's knees.

So instead of talking about this piece of human excrement more, let's just enjoy the silver linings of the whole fiasco...

Crafty Donald Sterling memes!

Well you're not black, but you ARE J.J. Redick so.....no you're not.

Well then I'm S.O.L.

My thoughts exactly DeAndre Jordan! I feel like this is the overlooked part of the whole story.

Cause it's not a meme without a Drake lyric.

Slavery movies do equal Oscars right now in Hollywood.  May not be a bad move.

By far my personal favorite.

-This useless graphic courtesy of TNT...

Shit looks like a Republican's wet dream.

TUESDAY

-Yankees fans are still really pissed that Robinson Cano "sold out"and took a $240 million dollar deal to go to the Mariners...

There's some obvious irony in the situation as you know, a large part of the team's success over the years is attributed to their willingness to toss millions in unnecessary money at other team's players.

Naturally, Jimmy Fallon couldn't NOT take advantage of this.

I wonder what would happen if they tried a Lebron version of this in Cleveland...

-Cristiano Ronaldo is dope, good looking and rich...

So he's gotta have a better goal celebration than this.  Looks like he was trying to do the "Macarena" and forgot the other 80 percent!

WEDNESDAY

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Jameis...you silly bastard.  The minute I heard about this shit, my reaction was...

You're telling me you didn't have a side chick or a booster to just pay the $32 dollars for you? 

Hell, you won Jimbo Fisher a national championship and a fat contract! That fucker should be on crab leg call 24/7!

I'm not as much mad as I'm disappointed Jameis...

Scratch that, I am mad! You let an Alabama Grocery store troll you!  Worst part is that it was funny!  

Alabama! The dumbest, fattest, still most racist state in the union!  

Go to a time-out dude and I don't want to see your ass until the fall!

-Raptors beat Brooklyn 115-113 to take a 3-2 series lead and Toronto is live right now!

Okay Rob Ford, maybe that's a little TOO turnt but the #WETHENORTH movement is in full effect and fans are having fun.

Well except this guy...

FRIENDZONNNEEED!!!!  Poor guy, you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks.  Ralph Wiggum shares your pain bro.

Worst part?  You know Drake saw that shit and will have a song out by Monday.

THURSDAY
-Ohhhhh Tukka Rask is pissed....

I don't blame him either, have you seen this guy without the goalie mask?

I'd be angry too if I looked like the second coming of Iglorious Basterds' Nazi war hero/movie star Frederick Zoeller!

But fuck all that shit right now...

The NFL draft is next week!

This of course, is bullshit because the NFL draft should have already gone down last week but for some reason Roger Goodell thought it would be a good idea to push it back for May-sweeps as companies are willing to pay even more top-coin for the right to advertise during the event.

I get it.  Business. 

However, I'm not sure the Ginger-Hammer realizes the suffering he's bestowed upon the public with this decision...

He's subjected us to two extra weeks of Mel Kiper...

That's right, 14 more days of that pencil-necked jerk off informing us Jadeveon Clowney farted after a trip to Dairy Queen or that Blake Bortles was seen at Burlington Coat Factory and these occurrences somehow result in them moving up/down on his draft board.

I hate Mel Kiper.  I hate his smile.  I hate his glasses. I hate that his hair could quite possibly be an alien parasite.

Most of all (skip to the 2:00 mark)....

I hate how he can be totally off on a prospect and receive no criticism for it whatsoever!  Trent Dilfer, seriously?  Mel Kiper should walk into a lion's cage with a porterhouse tied to his ankle.

-The NBA regular season is over so it's time to laugh at the dumb shit done/said this year.

Heard there's a volume II on the way consisting entirely of Carlos Boozer's defensive efforts.

FRIDAY

-Do you like going to Baseball games but don't like the annoyance of paying money to get in?  Well this dude is here to help you out!

Good stuff, now if you can do a video where you show me how to life hack your way out of an ass whipping by security following any of these scenarios, that would be great.

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

SEE THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2!
Ya know Spidey, beating Jaimie Foxx's ass isn't that hard, just give LL Cool J a call!

WATCH MAYWEATHER VS. MAIDANA!
You know the end result, but the undercard features notable fighters in Amir Khan and Adrien Broner so that almost makes up for the 60 bones you're about to drop on Pay-Per-View.

WATCH THE PLAYOFFS!
Second round in the NHL is just getting underway and Saturday's NBA slate features three game sevens and it's do-or die time for high seeds Indiana, L.A. and Oklahoma City!

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-Out to Kevin Durant!

That headline was on Thursday morning's edition of The Oklahoman following the Thunder's 100-99 overtime loss to the the Grizzlies Tuesday.

How did the Durantula/Slim Reaper respond Thursday night?

By doing what he does best...TERRORIZING!!!!

36 Points, 10 rebounds.  Game seven. The staff of the Oklahoman?  Sit down lil bitches.

That's it for me, but it's good to be back!  Thanks for the support!  Drink the Drink!

-WST