HEADS UP! THE TOP TEN HIT BY FOOTBALL MOMENTS!

So if you missed last night’s preseason Giants-Colts tilt on Fox (be real, you did) you also missed sideline reporter Pam Oliver getting smoked on that laser by backup Quarterback Chandler Harnish.

Footballs are light enough to nail someone from long distances without inflicting any serious damage like a say, a baseball. In fact, the only thing that usually hurts is your pride because it’s so damn funny.  Go to YouTube and you’ll find hundreds of videos dedicated to the genre.

So today, WST recognizes the 10 moments that will live infamy when it comes to getting smacked around with a pigskin.

10. The Amendola Spike!

Patriots fans expect Danny Amendola to see the endzone quite a few times this year now that he's in New England.  Ushers and on-field security may be wise to keep their distance though.

  9. Brett Farve nut shot

That will teach you to send dick pics creepo.  Notice no one is helping him.

  8. Straight to the dome

Remember when I said this was all about people getting hit with Footballs?  Never said it was limited to American Footballs. Just cause we call it soccer in the States, doesn't mean the rest of the world does.

  7. There’s the wind up…

And just like that; Michael Boley ruined two nights.  Double Kill!

  6. How to meet an attractive Blond

"Hi, my name is" is lame.  Now there's a way she'll always remember you.

  5. “Did you guys just see that Football?”

Yes, Ian Rapoport, yes we did.  Did you?

  4.  Flip-Throw Fail

The worst part if you're the coach of the Blue team?  That's out of bounds on your kid's face.  White team gets another throw.

  3.  Oh Canada.

Hits himself in the nuts, gets shoved, and eats ass in seconds.  Welcome to the CFL.

  2.  Marcia Brady gets FUCKED up

Yeah, you should probably call ol' boy back and rain check that date sweetheart.

  1.  Hans Moleman presents…

Homer's got taste.

WST