All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-Football
is a game of violence...
Correction: violence before the whistle is blown Antonio Smith. What the hell are you doing? On the plus side, it is Richie Incognito he’s trying to hit,
and Richie Incognito is a royal dipshit.
-School
is back in session and say hello to Ball State Freshman Markus Burden who just
won himself a semester of out-of-state tuition with this half court shot…
That’s about $11,000, but he’ll still owe well over a
$100,000 through senior year.
Until then, enjoy the moment Markus. Natty Ice and Taco Bell Crunchwraps are on you.
TUESDAY
-Cardinals and Cubs fans HATE each
other and sometimes shit pops off…
Figures…the Cubs are NEVER within striking distance.
- Nuggets Guard Nate
Robinson had a nice 2012-13 NBA season so you know he’s not missing any
opportunity to put in some work and hone his skills…
Even at the Airport.
Some might say that’s weird but let’s be honest, take a trip
to any college campus on a Sunday morning and you’ll find hundreds of co-eds
waking up next to something worse.
WEDNESDAY
-Dude...what did Jason Heyward do to anyone to deserve that?
Broken Jaw.
Kanye West feels your pain bro.
-NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Sleeveless? Shocker. Have you ever been outside downtown in the D.C.-Virginia area?
THURSDAY
-Roy
Hibbert (all 7’2 of him) can’t fit into an Airplane bathroom…
Hibbs gets to play pro ball and is rich. If that’s
his biggest problem in life, he gets no sympathy from me. Hold it in you King Xerxes looking
fuck.
-Ryan Braun issued an apology for using PED’s and being an
all-around cocksmoke.
However,
Aaron Rodgers is still somewhere in a dark room looking at pictures of the two,
wondering where it all went wrong as NE-YO’s “So Sick” plays in the background.
FRIDAY
-Kobe
turns 35 today…Yay!
Heard his teammates wanted to get him a cake but decided
against it after realizing he probably wouldn’t share and PASS any.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE YOU’RE NEXT!
No, it’s not a Bill Goldberg Bio! It’s the new slasher flick that’s actually getting rave
reviews, so check it out.
SEE DRINKING BUDDIES!
-Rom-Com
for the chicks. Olivia Wilde for
the dudes. Craft Beer for
everyone!
FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT!
-Whole lotta drafts will going down this weekend. Hope you got those team names ready. Ray Fried Rice anyone?
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to Ben Affleck: I don’t know what studio executive you know, blew, paid, or
maybe you’re just that good, but you won; you are the new Batman.
Enjoy this weekend Benjamin. Eat well, party, smoke a bowl with Damon, drunk-dial J-Lo,
we all know you’ve thought about it…
Because I promise you, if 2015 comes and you do the
caped-crusader like you did Daredevil, I’m coming for you sucka, and
distributing my own brand of vigilante justice!
Thank you for your continued support of the WST. See you next week!
-WST
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