FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-KILLING ME SOFTY!

All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

            -Finally! The Barry Bonds Biopic we all have been waiting for.

Oh, maybe not, my bad.  I’ll see it anyway though!

            -Jaguars Quarterback Blaine Gabbert has a theme song…you did not read that wrong, Blaine fucking Gabbert

That went about just the way I imagined.  Gabbert and Jacksonville were made for each other.

TUESDAY

-Ex-Eagles Defensive End Hugh Douglas was fired by ESPN two weeks after getting into a drunken altercation with Numbers Never Lie co-host Michael Smith and calling Smith an “Uncle Tom.”

Personally, this is very upsetting to me because I always enjoyed Hugh’s contributions to the network…said no one ever.

            -Jason Dufner sleeps with the Wanamaker trophy?

Think that's weird?   Take a trip to any college campus on a Sunday morning and you’ll find hundreds of co-eds waking up next to something a lot worse.

WEDNESDAY

            -Bitch-slapped and down 2-0 at the half, It looked like the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team’s 11-game winning streak would be coming to an end…Then Jozy Altidure happened.

EPIC COMEBACK!  HIT THE MUSIC!

            -UH-OH, BRADY DOWN!  PANIC!  CHAOS! ANARCHY! CANCEL THE SEASON!

He’s all right…good thing too.  New Englanders would have massacred LT Nate Solder, Bucs DE Adrian Clayborn and then somehow found a way to pin both murders on Aaron Hernandez.

THURSDAY

- Michigan State student decides to pull the “living mannequin” prank on a bunch of coaches and players.

I always watch these hoping for the one time where the jokester gets popped in the nose but alas, it never happens.

- Little Leaguer from Team Panama with a major bailout on this curveball.

Whoooo!  It’s ok little fella; at least you didn’t go down.  Good balance.  However, be prepared for the next curveball you face...puberty.

FRIDAY

            -FOX Sports 1 premieres this weekend...

Is it bad that I just KNOW it's going to fail?

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

SEE KICK-ASS 2 OR JOBS!

-The only thing more preposterous than McLoving as a Super-Villain is Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs.

EAT PANCAKES!

            -White chocolate, Caramel & Pretzel Pancakes compliments of the Bongo Room...Caucasians and those fucking desserts man.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-out to Darren “Mr. No Days Off” Young:  Young is one half of World Wrestling Entertainment Tag-Team, The Primetime Players and was in L.A. earlier this week when TMZ caught up with him and asked if he thought an openly gay wrestler could be successful in the WWE?

Darren’s answer?  Watch below.

Good shit man.  Young is technically a villain, but it’s going to be pretty hard to root against him now.

Thank you for your continued support of the WST.  See you next week!

-WST