So
I wasn’t even paying attention but yesterday I hit 100 posts. It’s not really a feat that says stop
everything, but I wanted to try something different today for the Wednesday
Rant…
So for Post 101, I decided
to do 101 facts that you may or may not know about my crazy ass. Let’s get into it!
101. Played Pumba in a
summer camp production of the Lion King.
100. Half Belizean (Mom’s
side)
99. Gave roses to a few girls (no ugly ones) on “Carnation
Fridays” in High School.
98. Accidentally
head-butted a chick once while dancing to “Lean wit it, rock with it”
97. Dressed up as the
Hamburgular one Halloween and traded McDoubles for pints.
96. Crowd-surfed during a
rock concert while doing stadium security in college.
95. Co-hosted a campus
radio show by the name of the “Roc Boyz” with my best friend.
94. Flipped a four-wheeler
45 seconds after getting on it.
93. Met my best friend in
the first grade when I sat on him.
92. Fallen face-first into
a party.
91. Swiped a fire
extinguisher and used it at a house party.
90. Given a stripper a lap
dance.
89. Confident, not arrogant, but it sometimes looks like arrogance.
88. Once performed at a
Baseball game in an inflatable Mascot Costume for a non-profit.
87. Purchased multiple
Burritos and sold them to people who didn't want to wait in line for double the price at an Iowa City Pancheros.
86. Slept through college
roommate having sex on multiple occasions.
85. Deathly afraid of
spiders.
84. Missed a pop fly and
hit me in the head during the League Championship…
83. Witnessed a fistfight
in the House of Representatives.
82. Has an autographed
Football and picture taken with Brett Farve. I was seven and at a charity event, clearly I didn't know better. I don't know why the folks let that fly.
81. First Concert: Family
Values 1999.
80. Once smoked a 13
year-old couple on a first date with a water balloon. <DICK MOVE!
79. Owned a pair of Horace
Grant/James Worthy style Rec-Specs.
78. Hid a Subway sandwich
under a teammates’ mattress. He found it a month later.
77. Crip-Walked two days
out of reconstructive knee surgery.
Not smart.
76. Jokingly convinced
this girl I was Charles Barkley’s nephew…for a month.
75. Got a neck cramp that
lasted three days. Head was
literally stuck on my left side.
74. Addicted to White
Cheddar Cheez-Its
73. Enjoys the crispy
tentacle part of fried Calamari.
72. Once part of the “Hammer
Hit of the Day” club; a group of upperclassmen that would throw shoulders into
freshman coming out of lunch. <DICK MOVE PART 2
71. Forever known south of
the border as “El Guapo”
70. Not fond of the Randy Jackson, Cee-Lo,
Carl Winslow comparisons.
69.Tried to throw a piece
of pizza out of a window, window was closed.
68. Did a skit in drag for
a Law class video project in H.S.
67. Gone a whole calendar
year without losing at Madden.
66. Can name every player
on the Chicago Bulls roster from 1996-98.
65. Still has the first
“Jock Jams” CD.
64. Attempted and scored a
goal with the “knuckle puck” (Floor Hockey).
63. Can Crip Walk, Harlem
Shake, A-Town stomp, Two-step, Walk It Out, Dougie and Running-Man.
62. I used to put kids in
the Boston Crab, Sharpshooter and the Figure-Four leg lock on the playground. Look em up if you don't know what they are.
61. Kicked in the nuts
once, threw up right away.
60. My buddies and I used
to pull up to youth group blasting “Kanye’s Workout Plan."
59. Participated in the
FUBU, Girbaud Overalls, Bucket hat, and Jersey fashion trends…
58. Convinced a woman I
was the heir to the Fruit Roll-Up empire and my friend was Kirk Hinrich’s
little brother.
57. Somewhere out there,
there’s tape of me going downhill and flipping over the handlebars while
mountain biking in Michigan.
56. Slept my entire
freshman year of college on a futon because I didn’t feel like climbing into my
loft.
55. Developed a taste for
Deer and Elk in Iowa/Nebraska.
54. Was once given a B+ in
African-American history and I was the only black guy in the class (that
includes the teacher).
53. Puts Slushies into the
big Fountain Drink cups.
52. Occasionally known to
toss on a Zorro hat and mask and perform R. Kelly’s “Happy People.”
51. Dated Green Bay
Packers fans on two separate occasions.
Second half on its way
say…10ish?
-WST
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