All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-Well
I think we all know about this at this point…
Also
Monday,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
TUESDAY
-The Nuggets really just mugged Steph
Curry
Those refs are like the ex-jock sadistic Gym coaches who
smirk when bigger kids pick on the ones half their size.
-Also,
It’s NHL Playoff Hockey time and looks like Patrick Kane is already in
championship celebration mode...
WEDNESDAY
-Up
3-1 on Boston, the Knicks all decided to wear black supposedly as part of a
“funeral” for the Celtics but Kevin Garnett and company apparently had other
plans with an 92-86 victory. A little exchange of words followed...
That was bench player Jordan Crawford reminding Carmelo
Anthony that KG fucked Melo’s wife, Lala Rodriguez, who if you remember, supposedly tastes like…
I'm sorry but I can never pass up an opportunity to mention it.
-Also, damn it Shaq…
This is why I have a bro crush on TNT’s NBA coverage.
THURSDAY
-Legendary
Dodger Managers Tommy Lasorda (left of your screen sitting) is clearly not a big PSY fan…
-Floyd “Money” Mayweather fights Robert "The Ghost" Guerrero
Saturday. Apparently Guerrero’s
dad and trainer, Ruben Guerrero, isn’t too fond of Mayweather…
Dude came up looking like a straight vato OG.
FRIDAY
-Comcast
Sports Net fired reporter Susannah Collins two days after this little
on-air slip went viral following the Blackhawks’ 2-1 OT victory over the
Minnesota Wild in game one of the NHL playoffs.
If she’s looking for work, the WST does have openings, LOTS
of openings. I’ll pay her in spicy
chicken nuggets and the dental plan is good.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
WATCH IRON MAN 3!
-SUMMER MOVIE SEASON IS HERE! Saw it last night, good flick. I’d even go as far to as it may be the
best one.
WATCH THE KENTUCKY DERBY!
-Going
to my first derby party this weekend. As far as attire goes, I’m trying to
decide if I can pull off the southern preacher/lawyer look…
WATCH MAYWEATHER VS. GUERRERO!
-Sunday
is Cinco de Mayo, get an early start by watching Floyd destroy Guerrero and
maybe even smack around Guerrero’s pops afterwards
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to my little sister,
Kyra! She’s studying hard for her
Law School finals at the University of San Francisco and working a part-time
job as a clerk for a firm. Keep
grinding away kid!
UNTIL MONDAY! I’M OUT!
-WST
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