All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-Jumping
into it with a good ol' NHL Playoffs line brawl between the Candadiens and
Senators!
I
like that shit!
Also, the NBA: Where Nate Robinson Happens…
TUESDAY
-OH GOD NO!
That’s Blue Jays pitcher J.A. Happ and mercy, that’s not
good. Luckily, he's been released from the Hospital, and should be alright after a 15-day stay on the disabled list. He also now gets to charm groupies with his story because chicks dig scars.
-Also
Tuesday, Iman Shumpert went to my High School, making me better than you…
Don’t you love when people name-drop athletes or
celebrities that went to their High School who they had no interaction with at all but act like it makes THEM cool or some shit?
“No I didn’t know Iman, he
wasn’t even there when I was, but MY SISTER DID SPOKEN WORD WITH HIM! I played Football with his older
cousin, which counts right? RIGHT?!”
WEDNESDAY
-Why you always give your gal a quick peck when the “kiss cam” is on you at a ball game….
I hope that’s staged, dude is making the entire male species look bad.
-Here’s
the worst blown call I’ve ever seen by the umpires at Wednesday's A’s-Indians game…
That Home Run would have tied the game in the top of the 9th
inning. It’s been a good week for
Cleveland. Umps save the Indians, Charles Ramsey saves three missing (and
presumed dead) girls.
Cleveland Rocks! O-HIO!
THURSDAY
-Ah China: Where Bears race Monkeys on bicycles and to the
victor goes the prize…of mauling the loser.
-Sidney Crosby had just a filthy goal last night to
put the Penguins up 3-2 in their series against the Islanders...
Enjoy it now; knowing Sid, he’ll be injured before the
second round starts.
FRIDAY
-Check
out this Ohio University Softball player rob a Home Run to win the MAC softball
tournament against hated rival Miami of Ohio…
Now to the NCAA Tournament where they’ll get rolled by some
team from the SEC or BIG XII.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE GATSBY!
-F. Scott Fitzgerald’s American Classic gets the Baz
Luhrmann (Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge!) treatment. I can’t tell you (yet) if it will be good…but the soundtrack
is DOPE! Pick that up at Coconuts
today! No more Coconuts? What about Sam Goody? No Sam Goody either? Borders…never
mind, just download it or something!
WATCH BULLS-HEAT GAME 3!
-Everyone
loves the Bulls and everyone loves to hate the Heat. Plus you get to see Birdman Anderson and who doesn’t want to
see the Birdman?
Oh right, that would be everyone!
WATCH SPURS-WARRIOS GAME 3&4!
-Obviously
the Bulls and Heat hate each other, but this is the best match-up of the
Semi-Finals for two reasons:
1. It’s the ultimate Old vs. New School match-up: The Spurs have veterans in Tim Duncan,
Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili while the Warriors feature promising young guns
Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and Harrison Barnes, who easily has the best
nickname in the league (Black Falcon).
2. The Warrios actually have a legitimate shot for an upset!
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
It’s Mother’s day this weekend so
shout-out to all the moms out there, especially mine. Love you Mom! And they say guys don’t have feelings…
UNTIL MONDAY! I’M OUT!
-WST
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