Friday, February 20, 2015

FULL CIRLCE FRIDAY-I AIN'T HEARD OF THAT!


All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY.

MONDAY
-The New York Islanders will be leaving Nassau Coliseum, their home of 42 years for the Barclays Center in Brooklyn next season.

So it's only right for a moment of reflection and memories with a longtime season ticket holder...
That is one strong-ass Long Island accent.

-In other Northeast Sports news that no one gives a fuck about, Pro Lacrosse player Bill O'Brien had a case of the Mondays...
Fear the ponytail.


TUESDAY
-What do you when you're on a five-game losing streak and one of your best players leaves the team? If you're Seton Hall junior Sterling Gibbs, you punch someone in the head...
Gibbs was suspended two games for his actions.  Lot of people getting punched this week...see what the February sports abyss does to you?

-Spring Training is here for MLB teams and new Red Sox 3rd baseman Pablo Sandoval is already in mid-season shape...
Round.  Who cares though?  He's a three-time World Series champ.  Kiss his ass...then get him a sandwich!

WEDNESDAY
-Two University of Tennessee students snap chatted themselves fucking in the press box at Neyland Stadium...
If you've ever wanted to press box in the press box, this guy is your hero.

-40 Las Vegas hotels and Casinos temporarily dimmed their lights to honor the passing of legendary UNLV basketball Coach Jerry Tarkanian...
I call bullshit.  It's just a cover story.  You know Danny Ocean and crew were up to no good again...

THURSDAY
-Winter Stadium Series webcam or new Game of Thrones trailer?
You decide.

But fuck all that shit right now...
For the unaware, there's been a longstanding rumor that Golden Tate fucked Russell Wilson's now ex-wife and it almost came to a head right before Super Bowl XLVIII where teammate Percy Harvin punched Tate in the face.  

Anyway, got me thinking what's the best way to handle the situation when you find out your teammate is banging your spouse?

Honestly...there is no best way.  

There is no happy ending coming...ssomeone is getting cut or traded.  Usually the less valuable player.

First of all to even go along with the act, you gotta be a pretty big piece of shit.  But it happens more than you'd think in all pro sports.

The hundreds of women throwing themselves at you on the road isn't enough, you gotta dick your homie's wife too because she slipped you the "look" during a charity event?

Just say no!

On the flip side, the idea of keeping this type of thing in the dark if you're the victim has been traded in for jumping on Social Media and putting everyone on blast...
How does that help anything? Except expose to the world that you're a fucking chump who got played?  Handle that shit in house.

-Bobby Knight kindly requests that you sit the fuck down...

FRIDAY
-NFL Combine opens up in Indianapolis featuring talking heads over analyzing college kids and HEAVY action like this footage of Bill Belichick eating like an impoverished refugee!

Other highlights from the weekend are sure to include Lovie Smith scratching his nuts and John Harbaugh making a personal call to yell at his kids!


WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not seeing 50 Shades of Grey or something better...

SEE HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2!

I'm just playing.  If you see it, I'll piss in your gas tank.

WATCH THE OSCARS!
Get ready for conspiracy theories from both sides if American Sniper does/doesn't win "Best Picture"

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to Jerome Kersey!

The former NBA big and enforcer passed away earlier this weeek due to a blood clot at the young age  of 52.  He was a NBA champion with the Spurs in 1999 and any kid who collected basketball cards remembers getting at least one Jerome Kersey in every pack.

R.I.P.

Stay warm and enjoy the Academy Awards this weekend!  I love you.  I know.

-WST

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