FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-GHOSTBUSTERS RAP!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY.

MONDAY
-Jeremy Maclin found himself in a rather sticky situation Sunday Afternoon...

Gatorade: Is it on you?

-Aaron Lewis of shitty rock band Staind (they're still around?) had to apologize after he botched the 'Star-Spangled Banner' before Game 5 of the World Series.

This is clearly the second biggest blunder of Lewis' life.  The first?  Getting that fucking neck tattoo.

Still not as bad as Carl Lewis back in '93 though...

but close.

TUESDAY
-Paralympian Josh Sundquist has owned the Halloween Costume game for the last three years and 2014 is no different with his Foosball player getup.

So while the rest of you uncreative bastards are hitting the town in a pair of panties with animal ears or as Ray Rice in blackface, remember he's better than you.

-76 fans of rival Moscow-based Futbol' clubs Dynamo and Spartak organized a massive brawl. The terms were simple-38 on each side, no weapons.

Look at that sportsmanship!  They helped each other up afterwards and shook hands!  I mean it's the least you can do after the kicking the shit out of someone.

So why did they do this?  Why the fuck not?  Gotta support your team man!

I'm sure Putin approves all of this.  Stay weird Russia.

WEDNESDAY

-Lakers rookie Power Forward Julius Randle suffered a broken tibia in his right leg during the fourth-quarter of the team's 109-90 loss to the Houston Rockets. 

You know what this means right? 

Yeah, obviously it means Kobe loses yet another teammate to cock punch when he's upset, but it also means more floor time for Mamba paired with this guy... 

Dear lord...Kobe may have a stroke.   He could very well murder Carlos Boozer before the All-Star break.

-Giants win their third World Series in five years. behind five shutout innings in relief by Madison Bumgarner!  

In case you were wondering, San Francisco celebrated accordingly...

That's some solid rioting right there.  In fact, the city of St. Louis thinks that's rioting the right way.

THURSDAY

Jason Chimera's nose looks like it wants nothing to do the left side of his face...

But fuck all that shit right now...let's talk...

This may be the cheesiest commercial I've ever seen in my life.

Commercials like this are probably the exact reason LeBron left these people.

I can talk about his role in this abomination all day but it is what it is...dude's gotta sell shoes.

As for the city of Cleveland...it's Cleveland, nobody gives a fuck about Cleveland.

Cavaliers fans will easily take the tittle for most insufferable this season.

"WE FORGIVE HIM, HE FORGIVES US!"

Forgive him?!  Did he just change teams for a few years or did he fuck your wife?

The Cavs should begin each game five points down automatically just because of that commercial.

-Florida State survives Louisville 42-31 but not before Noles Tight End Nick O'Leary hit a Cardinals defender with a suplex right out of WCW Saturday Night following an interception.

This is one football-related assault the Tallahassee Police Department won't have to worry about covering up.

FRIDAY

-With Kevin Durant sidelined 6-8 weeks, the Thunder were finally free to give Russell Westbrook the green light of all green lights and he responded accordingly, dropping 38 points in a loss to Portland Wednesday.

Last night however...

Westbrook suffered a broken bone in his right hand and with Reggie Jackson and Jeremy Lamb also out with injuries, the Thunder are officially a walking M.A.S.H. unit.

Any loss of Russ for an extended period of time would be tough for the Thunder, but possibly devestating to coach Scotty Brooks...

That is the face of a man who realizes he may have to actually COACH to win games now.

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

TAKE YOUR KID TRICK OR TREATING!
Get drunk with power as you regulate how much candy your child eats as you wolf down half their haul!

WATCH BULLS VS. CAVALIERS!
Every time Derrick Rose leaves the ground and successfully lands without both knees exploding, I'm all like...

Tip-Off @ 7:00 PM

DRESS UP & GET DRUNK!

Let me give it to you straight...your costume is going to be dope for a whole 45 minutes before it rips...

Or someone spills something on it.

Or a friend asks to check out a key accessory and doesn't return it.

Or difficulty with normal functions in it irritates you to the point where you just rip it off!

And by 2:00 PM, you'll be inebriated at a pizza joint trying to score to two slices of Mac & Cheese in half a Green Power Rangers costume.

But are you still going to rock the shit out of it for that 45 minutes? 

 Hell...and...yes. 

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-Out to T-Pain!

You think Teddy Bend-her-ass-down needs Auto-Tune???????!!!!

No.

Auto-Tune needs him!  He took to NPR's Tiny Desk Concert series just to prove it.

AND DAMN!  THAT BOY GOOD!

Thanks for your support!  Happy Halloween!  Be stupid, but don't be stupid enough that you end up in cuffs or you know, dead by night's end.  My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at meeee!!!!

-WST