Friday, December 6, 2013

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-NEW WORKOUT PLAN!



All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY
-Rivalry Saturday in College Football tends to bring out the crazy in everyone...the fans...
The players…
Even the coaches get a little stupid…Like sending your field goal unit out to attempt a 50+ yard kick  without at least one athletic guy in case you know, your arch-rival runs it back stupid…
I know everyone likes to treats you as the Don Coreleone of college coaches but Nick Saban…YOU BLEW IT!  Bet that Texas job is looking real nice about now you fucking jag.

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All three of those dudes are going to need aspirin after the game and maybe a hug.

TUESDAY
            -Apparently Chiefs Running Back Jamaal Charles can throw and catch his own passes because he rocks Pumas.
Cool?  Creative?  I think not.  Who the hell still wears Pumas outside of soccer hooligans and Usain Bolt?  BTW Jamaal, Mr. Perfect was doing that 20 years ago…

            -Patriots Linebacker Jerod Mayo has decided to come out and throw his name behind a whole line of well, Mayo.
Somewhere out there, O.J. Mayo saw this and silently cursed under his breath.  He really missed out on this one.  That "Crushin Chipotle" looks promising, may have to check it out.

WEDNESDAY
            -HOCKEY FIGHT!  Now this one may not look like much but wait until the 1:35 mark…
How awesome would it be if he shouted, “TIGER UPPERCUT!” as he did that?  Sagat would be so proud.

            -Mexico City had two jobs as the city hosted a game between the Spurs and T-Wolves…
1.Fill the arena (They did with 22,000 fans).
2. Make sure nothing happens to the arena.

Well….
The roof, the roof, the roof is one fire!  No really, it’s on fire!!!!!!!

So the NBA said, “we don’t no need water, we’ll cancel the game and let that motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!”

THURSDAY
            -Dude…what did we to the TV gods to deserve a Thursday evening centered around Jaguars-Texans and Knicks-Nets on primetime?   I’m not even going give you the scores because there’s no point, no one cared about eithers.  Anyway fuck all that right now...

So Tuesday, I was MAD people.  I mean my day was cool until about 9:00 a.m. and slowly went all kinds of downhill from there. 

By the time I rolled into my place, I was so pissed I didn’t even eat dinner.  You ever been angry and hungry at the same time?  The worst.  If anything, it just makes you angrier yet, I still felt like being a idiot about it.

Woke up at two in the morning, made a quesadilla, and woke five hours later feeling like a superstar.  Who knew all it took to defuse me was Supremo Chihuahua cheese?

-Jameis Winston exonerated and gets to win his Heisman and play for the National Championship assuming they get past a scrappy Duke team this weekend (trying to say that with a straight face). 

However, famous Jameis isn’t even the most important member of the team.  Meet Red Lightening!
You know your team’s good when the ball boy has his own highlight tape.

FRIDAY
            -The year in sports belongs to Terio and Ohhhhh Kill Em dance….
Seriously though, does that little bastard have parents?

WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES!
-SEC, ACC, BIG TEN, and PAC-12 Championships all on deck this weekend.  Something crazy can still go down and shake things up.

SEE OUT OF THE FURNACE!
            -When his brother goes missing, it’s time for redneck Christian Bale to take matters into his own hands.  Shit is going to get country.

FIND A UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!
            -It’s that time of the year to down spiked eggnog and look as tacky as possible doing so.  Hit up Goodwill  nowbefore the good ones run out!

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela!
Celebrities always die in threes, so there’s still someone left for someone else to kick the bucket (unless you count Brian from Family Guy).  

Happy to say both of these men played roles in my youth.  Very different roles…but roles regardless.

I LOVED Varsity Blues as a kid.  The plot, the characters, the music… I still get sad when Lance Harbor gets injured in that flick like, “NOOOOOOO!  HE HAD A FULL RIDE TO FLORIDA STATE!  NOOOO!!!!!!”
RIP Paul, you will never be forgotten and I mean that, you can’t turn on USA without seeing you be a dick in She’s All That.

I learned about Nelson Mandela when I was Seven years old.  He had just become President in South Africa’s first fully Democratic elections and I remember telling my parents how cool it was that a black man was a president.       
                                                                                                                                                               As I got older, I actually took the time to read about his struggle for Civil Rights in South Africa and all that he endured just to be seen as an equal in his own country.

“Sport has the power to change the world…to inspire…to unite people.” – Nelson Mandela
RIP Madiba.  Thank you for showing the world the power of the human spirit

-WST

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