MONDAY
-When life gets you down, always remember it could be worse, you could be this guy...
-When life gets you down, always remember it could be worse, you could be this guy...
They sure he's Canadian? Because he's got the mannerisms of every person from Wisconsin I've ever met.
-Ouch!
Sadly, he didn't quite stick the dismount, this could hurt him in later rounds...
TUESDAY
-You know how visors are supposed to protect you from eye injuries and such?
-You know how visors are supposed to protect you from eye injuries and such?
Yeah...that's a lie. They just look really cool.
-The Phillies announced that they will now be serving wine and hard liquor on the main concourse at Citizen's Bank ballpark. If you know Philadelphia and their fans, you know this really won't end well.
WEDNESDAY
SEE FAST AND FURIOUS 7!
I LOVE YOU FOREVER PAUL WALKER!
WATCH THE FINAL FOUR!
It's going to be Kentucky-Duke for the National Championship and you'll hate it. Unless you have money on the line of course.
EASTER AND BASEBALL!
Once you're tired of your family (let's say 5ish?) grab a brew and watch the Cardinal and Cubs kick off the season!
-Fuck a hump day. It's bump day as Red Wings forward Drew Miller took a fucking skate to the FACE...
followed by Celtics forward Kelly Olynk taking a elbow to the fucking EYE...
But the days winner goes to this jockey who really picked the wrong time to jump off of his horse...
THURSDAY
-Cable providers will reportedly charge $99 for the high-definition viewing of the super-fight between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather.
In other news, $5 gets you in and a cup at my spot on May 2nd.
But fuck all that shit right now...
I'm in first place in a friend of a friend's NCAA pool and heading into Saturday's Final Four.
For the first time in 20 years, I actually have a chance of winning the whole thing and pocketing a nice sum of change in the process.
However, I've spent all week wondering that if I actually do pull it off, how should I react? Should I play it off humbly or should I brag about it?
The answer?
Fuckin right, I'm bragging!
The whole point of winning is to brag! Doesn't matter WHAT you win! Super Bowl, World Series, fantasy football....shit if you beat your cousin in the potato sack race at a family BBQ, give that motherfucker the WORK and let him know he isn't shit!
In fact, I'm going to make a jacket that says 2015 BRACKET CHAMPION. I haven't won yet and knowing my luck, probably won't but it's almost winning and suits my purposes just fine.
-In case you were wondering, Michael Irvin still gets geeked up over the University of Miami...
It's the NIT. Chill Irv.
FRIDAY
-Wisconsin's Frank Kaminsky was named the United States Basketball Writers Association's most Outstanding Player.
His reward? Without a doubt, The most awkward trophy in sports modeled after legend Oscar Robertson.
I'm not sure if there is a correct way to hold that thing.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re bracket isn't in flames or something better...
SEE FAST AND FURIOUS 7!
I LOVE YOU FOREVER PAUL WALKER!
WATCH THE FINAL FOUR!
It's going to be Kentucky-Duke for the National Championship and you'll hate it. Unless you have money on the line of course.
EASTER AND BASEBALL!
Once you're tired of your family (let's say 5ish?) grab a brew and watch the Cardinal and Cubs kick off the season!
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to Sarah Thomas! The Mississippi native was named the first female official in NFL history today! I think she'll be perfect on the sideline or in the endzone too!
We all know how much women like to judge!
Be safe on those streets, eat lots of Starburst jellybeans. "Blade Brown is the biggest asshole on the planet!"
-WST
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