MONDAY
-21-year-old Jordan Spieth won the Masters for his first major championship, breaking several tournament records along the process.
-21-year-old Jordan Spieth won the Masters for his first major championship, breaking several tournament records along the process.
But he's not Tiger, so who really gives a shit outside of hardcore Golf fans? I'm sorry, if Eldrick Woods isn't shitting on the competition, I don't really care.
-Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays...
Someone get Joe Mikulik some warm milk and a cookie. We still got a whole week to go baby!
TUESDAY
-First Oregon Football gets tea-bagged in the National Championship, now this...
-First Oregon Football gets tea-bagged in the National Championship, now this...
Come on guy, you knew a brother what behind you and you tried to STUNT. Washington kid probably saw you waving and simply said, "blackness engaged!"
-Doosan Bears outfielder Kim Jin-hiyung went yard for the first time in his career and I'm not sure if that fucking thing has landed yet...
I'm not talking about the ball, I'm talking about bat! Flips that bitch like he's trying to dead the bat boy.
WEDNESDAY
WATCH THE NBA PLAYOFFS
I watch WWE and you always know how that shit is going to end, so I'd never deprive myself of postseason hoops despite the inevitable Cavs-Spurs Final and neither should you.
WATCH THE NHL PLAYOFFS!
It's my guilty pleasure to fuck with Hockey fans, but I'll give the game credit, NHL knows how to put on a postseason. They gotta shorten these first round matchups though, best of five would be perfect.
SEE CHILD 44!
Tom Hardy and Gary Oldman try to stop a child killer during Stalin's Soviet Union rule!
-Yeah, you gotta take the ultimate the loss Hernandez...the big L...LIFE.
Dude threw away a promising football career to be a gangster...that's some pretty dumb shit to me.
The pressing question: how many of the silly wannabe-thug loving females out there are gonna smuggle this man some cigarettes in from the outside?
-Back in January, a bar room brawl went down between Football players from the University of Kentucky and Eastern Kentucky University that left Center Colton Scurry looking like this...
The Lexington Herald-Courier has now released surveillance footage from later that night of UK players Tymere Dubose, Dorian Baker and Drew Barker hanging in the lobby of Eastern Kentucky's Telford hall when Colonels defensive lineman Patrick Graffree comes in, takes off his shirt and sucker-punches Barker right to hell...
Did I mention the Wildcats and Colones play each other October 3rd? Should be a spirited, friendly game.
THURSDAY
-ESPN reporter Britt McHenry has been suspended for a week after footage surfaced of her going IN on a tow truck company cashier after her vehicle was towed.
I love how she actually looks right at the camera and still doesn't give a shit. Kind of hard to say who's in the wrong on this one though.
One one side, most Tow truck companies are shady and the devil. Trust me...I know.
On the other, the lady was just a cashier doing her job. she didn't deserve that. Plus McHenry did come off like an elitist bitch.
I gotta give this W to the common man.
But fuck all that shit right now...
The playoffs are here man and not to a fucking minute too soon because let's be honest, the regular season blows in every pro sport except for Football (get angry).
The 2015 NBA regular season was especially ghastly...
Don't get me wrong, Steph Curry, James Harden and Russell Westbrook were all great stories this year but it still left me a little unimpressed.
The league's best scorer; Kevin Durant only played 27 games this season while battling injuries.
Once the league's best point guard, Derrick's Roses came out with the The Return part 2" and it ended like we all figured it would...having surgery. But hey, he actually came back so that's a win right? Regardless, it's say to say a lot of fans have very low expectations for "Return III: Playoff Edition."
The two biggest markets in the league; L.A. and New York fielded some of their worst teams we've seen in years.
And sadly, the guy who used to be the league's best player is a shell of his former self. By the way, Don't tell Kobe I said that, he'll probably find me and have my fingers broken.
Throw in the league-wide realization that it makes sense to actually not give a shit until the second half of the season and the NBA kind of took a step back in 2015.
Finally, whether Cleveland wins it all or loses, the remainder of the summer will be spent dropping hot takes on Lebron's legacy.
-Aaron Hernandez sentenced to life. Jameis Winston being sued for sexual assault....seems like just the right time for the Roger Goodell to try to sneak this in without too much media coverage....
FRIDAY
-Nice Jump! Do they get an extra goal for that? They don't? Well they should!
And here I thought I wasn't going to throw in any Hockey highlights this week. I think I'll buy myself a bagel sandwich later and celebrate!
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or something better...
WATCH THE NBA PLAYOFFS
I watch WWE and you always know how that shit is going to end, so I'd never deprive myself of postseason hoops despite the inevitable Cavs-Spurs Final and neither should you.
WATCH THE NHL PLAYOFFS!
It's my guilty pleasure to fuck with Hockey fans, but I'll give the game credit, NHL knows how to put on a postseason. They gotta shorten these first round matchups though, best of five would be perfect.
SEE CHILD 44!
Tom Hardy and Gary Oldman try to stop a child killer during Stalin's Soviet Union rule!
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-Out to Dennis Quaid for pranking the entire world with this "leaked meltdown" courtesy of Funny or Die.com
Sun's out, hot dog buns out. "In a row?!"
-WST
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