All the stories you
know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-Uncle Drew hits the city of wind
with his friends, Lights and Betty Lou…
Impressive Drew, but what do you do when real old people see
this and try to dunk like you...hope you like getting sued.
-No more DWPs (Driving With Pizza)
for Nate Burleson as popular frozen pizza company DiGiorno’s gave him a year’s
supply of pies. If you recall, Burleson
crashed his GMC Yukon and broke his arm when he tried to play hero to two large
pies.
In related news…Nate has also changed his last name to
DiGiorno
TUESDAY
-Basketball
is Back! You know who else is back? Derrick Rose! Finally, “THE RETURN!”
CHICAGOOOOOOO…WAIT…OH SHIT…
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Yeah…it was officially that kind of
night…sill love ya though #1
-Check out
the monkey shit going on here from Shorewood (Ore.) High School Football's "Wrecking Ball" play.
Bananas ain’t it?
WEDNESDAY
-RED SOX
WIN! RED SOX WIN! THE BOSTON RED SOX WIN
IN BOSTON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1918 AND I HATE HOW THEY BRING IT TO ENHANCE
THE MEANING OF THE WIN!
-So you got
that? We all witnessed history because
none of us were alive in 1918. NONE OF
US BRO!!!! FUCKING NONE!
-Point
Guard Jrue Holiday thanked the fans for showing up to the Sixers opener. Unfortunately, Jrue was in New Orleans…with
the Pelicans…who he now plays for.
Coincidentally, his family got together to celebrate
Christmas yesterday and goes Trick or Treating on Thanksgiving.
THURSDAY
-The
Dolphins beat the Bengals 22-20 as Andy Dalton continues to prove my theory
that he’s just the ginger-faced version of Matt Schaub.
Let’s talk about Dolphins Tackle Jonathan Martin though…I
mean what the fuck? I guess he’s been
excused from the team because he’s being bullied (ESPN’s words, not mine) by
some of his teammates.
On Monday, Martin
freaked out and left the team facility after some of the Dolphins pulled that
old High School prank of getting up and leaving the table just as the mark sits
down.
Honestly I don’t know
what to make of this because there’s just something strange to me about all of
this…except that the 24 year-old Jonathan Martin is 6’5, 312 pounds, and a paid
professional Offensive Lineman. Maybe, he’s just a real fragile dude, but I’m just saying if you're that big, and someone is really giving you that rough of a time, you have everything you need
to handle it yourself.
-Happy Halloween!
Baby Andy Reid Loves you! As you as you feed him anyway.
FRIDAY
-This needs to happen.
If the Kardashians can get on TV and be successful…then this
one is a slam-dunk.
WEEKEND
WATCH!
What you should be
doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…
SEE ENDERS GAME!
-I keep hearing that the book was
great, plus it features big names like Harrison Ford and Sir Ben Kingsley. So naturally…it will be awful
SEE LAST VEGAS!
-DeNiro,
Freeman, Pacino and Kline hit Vegas to party like young folks. It’s funny since being an old Geezer in Vegas
really consists of 4 p.m. Dinner Buffets and slot machines.
WATCH
BEARS-PACKERS!
-If you’re
a Bears fan, it helps to have at least a of booze next to you.
FRIDAY
SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever
the hell I want!
Shout Out to the Oak Park-River
Forest H.S. Football team! Corny, but fuck you, it’s my
blog.
The Huskies finished their season
8-1 (2nd in conference) and go into the playoffs tonight under the lights against
the Dundee-Crown Chargers. I’ll be on hand to check it out and freeze my ass
off in the process.
You’re still at work?
Go home! It’s Friday!
-WST
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