All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-RUH-ROWWWWW…
Green Bay’s perfect little QB world just got turned upside
down. More on his replacement later.
-Javonte Douglas is a 6-foot-7
sophomore who plays for the Central Florida Patriots and can also jump out of
the gym. Like not normal jump, I
mean head above the rim jump.
I need a bath after that. I feel dirty.
TUESDAY
-Road Island H.S. Football player Randolph Zleh has a run so
sick, it looks likes something right out of Tecmo Superbowl…
So someone just went ahead and gave the footage the Tecmo facelift.
-Victor Oladipo came out of Indiana as a highly regarded prospect. However, the Orlando Magic rookie carries some pipes on as well.
Album dropping soon.
I’m thinking Victor OlaDeepSoul for his stage name. Like it? I knew you would.
By the way, check out Turtle from Entourage killin it on the Sax.
WEDNESDAY
-Tiger
stopped in Istanbul, Turkey for the Turkish Airlines Open and became the first
man to hit a golf ball from Asia to Europe.
And got paid $2.3 Million to do it. Because no gravy train is complete
without a stop in Turkey (drum roll bitches).
-Hockey
crowds are known for throwing beer, hats, octopus, even the occasional bra or tennis ball onto the ice. But
beware gladiators of the puck…SOMETIMES the fans aren’t just content with
giving things away, SOMETIMES...THE CROWD TAKES SOMETHING BACK…
Man, these Hockey fans are just the definition of
class. Sorry Adam Pardy.
THURSDAY
-Vikings
beat the Redskins and RGIII 34-27.
Adrian Peterson and Christian Ponder-Steele (above) had two TDs apiece…
But fuck that game, Stanford’s beat down of Oregon dominated
my television screen last night and I loved it.
Oregon does this shit every year; coming out of their little walk-in closet with the latest snazzy/ugly uniforms sent over from Nike headquarters and
putting 40-plus on chumps with that flag football offense of theirs...until they run into a
decent defense and get worked.
Now assuming Alabama and Florida-State don’t piss
themselves, we all get the game we wanted to see. Thanks Cardinal and thank you Coach David Shaw.
You kind of look like Tiger Woods with a double-chin,
but I look forward to seeing you bolt your program for the NFL in a couple
years.
-Lakers
beat the Rockets 99-98 on this catch-and-shoot by Guard Steve Blake…
Let’s go into the mind of Steve Black on that play:
“KOBE!!!!!!”
FRIDAY
-Cavs Center Andrew Bynum says he’s
a shell of his former self and contemplates retirement. It would be kind of
depressing, if not for the fact that everyone knows Bynum’s “former self” wasn’t
that impressive either.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE THOR: THE DARK WORLD!
-Not going to lie, out of all the
Avengers, Thor is like their Tito Jackson. I’m still not missing out on this flick.
WATCH STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIES!
STAY THE
HELL INSIDE!
-Outside
of a movie, it’s too cold for any other shit. Get some Swiss-Miss Hot Chocolate, order some breakfast (I
tip nicely if the delivery man gets out of his damn car) and kick your feet
up. Your liver has been good to you;
give it the rest it deserves.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout Out to Seneca Wallace! I still can’t get over the fact
that this dude has managed to stay on an active NFL roster for 10 years! So crafty!
That’s a wrap. Thanks for your support of the WST. Whatever your do, always leave them
wanting more.
-WST
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