FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

-First place?  Oh, you thought you were raw?  BOOOM!

Not anymore…

            -Paul McCartney went to a Nets game and apparently really wanted a free t-shirt…

Look how disappointed he is!  Good job Brooklyn, bad enough what you’re doing to your fans but now you’ve made a fucking BEATLE sad.

TUESDAY

            -5’8 trying to d-up 7’6?

Respect, but that may be biting off a little more than you can chew little fella.

            -Mike Dunleavy kills it on this buzzer beater but someone may want to inform him that the Bulls still lose by one.

This is what it's come to in Chicago.  Can't the NBA lottery just get here already?

WEDNESDAY

            -Wow

This is why I hate Texas.

            -I don’t know what the hell is going on with Brock Lesnar’s pants but he made a pretty bad decision there.

However, he’s made worse ones….

THURSDAY

            -So there’s no more Thursday Night Football for me to bitch about so I decided to watch a couple Wesley Snipes flicks last night as a substitute.  Passenger 57 is still the shit by the way.  I’ll be making the full transition over to NBA games starting next week but fuck all of that right now….

I threw a little holiday party over the weekend and unfortunately picked up way too much food and not enough mixers.   Then again, I did tell people BYOB.

The result?

A pretty good time but my guests were mixing booze with water or lemon once the pop and juice ran out. Meanwhile my roommate and I were left with three pans of food. 

We’re not wasteful people so I have Mostaccioli, Chicken Vesuvio and Antipasta Salad coming out of my damn ears.   I won’t be eating Italian for at least a month. 

YOU PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EAT ARE THE WORST. YOU KNOW HOW MANY CARBS I’VE HAD TO CONSUME BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH OF YOU TOUCHED THE PASTA?!   I HATE YOU ALL!!!!

Oh, and thanks for coming by, Happy Holidays!

            -Who doesn’t love when Athletes take the time to sing Holiday Songs to Children?

I mean besides the Children of course.

FRIDAY

            -10 years ago today good ol’ “Broadway” Joe Namath showed up on Monday Night Football drunk and tried to run game on Suzy Kolber.

I love Joe Namath. 

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH MEANIGLESS BOWL GAMES!

-Don’t laugh; these kids worked their asses off all season to become Champions of the New Mexico Bowl people!

WATCH EAGLES-BEARS!

            -Both teams feature high-powered offenses and no defense!  Plus there’s Jay Cutler and we know how much people LOVE Jay Cutler.

GET SOME CULTURE!

           

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to Lebron James and Rob Ford!

Lebron almost lost his shit on Mario Chalmers this week and no one likes Mario Chalmers.  Mario Chalmer’s own mother doesn’t like Mario Chalmers.

Meanwhile, look at Ford, I don’t know how he’s still the Mayor but that dude knows how to lay back and have some fun.

That’s a wrap.  See you next Friday and have a Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

-WST

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-REBIRTH OF SLICK!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

-Mark D'Antonio likes Rich Homie Quan?!

Lies…I know you’re just using that as a recruiting tool motherfucker.  I can see it now…

“Come to Michigan State son, we have a top notch communications program, you’ll see playing time right away and…NO team in the nation can turn up like we can!”

            - I enjoy NBC’s Sunday Night Football intros.  If there isn’t some Wide Receiver rattling off the name of their Middle School, there's some stone-faced white linebacker muttering “THE Ohio State University,” and then you have players like Panthers End Greg Hardy…

In related news, no one is America knows what the hell he’s talking about.

TUESDAY

            -Bears QB Josh McCown is balling right now.  In six games since Jay Cutler went down, he’s come in to throw for 13 TDs with one interception.  You know what Josh hates more than that one pick?  Porn!!!!!

Anyone else hear that?

"There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites before, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'"

Wait…what kind of sites are YOU hitting?  You know what? I don’t want to know...whatever floats your boat bro.

            -Former NFL star Shawne “Lights Out” Merriman flipped the switch on this interview with Dan LeBartard and Bomani Jones…

I mean they probably figured since he could sit through the Tila Tequila portion, a couple questions about his family’s house burning down and being homeless as a kid wouldn’t bother him at all.

WEDNESDAY

            -TELL EM WHY YOU MAD SON!

Damn.

 I always thought Lovie Smith was a pretty chill dude, I didn’t even know he was a Knicks fans. Guess he was just frontin for the TV cameras.  Hope he gets back on the sidelines soon, home life looks like it’s killing him.

            -Ohio State’s Amir Williams had a pretty nice stat line (12 points, nine rebounds and six blocks) as the Buckeyes rolled the Bryant Bulldogs 86-48.  So what can he attribute his big night to?

Caught himself from saying dick with the quickness.  Did you see his face?  That’s the face you get when you’re 13, talking shit, and mom walks in the room out of nowhere.

            -Bucks Power Forward John Henson clearly isn’t too fond of the NCAA… 

Is he selling those?  Think I just found the perfect Christmas gift for all my friends and family.

THURSDAY

            -Chargers come into Denver and take one 27-20 as it’s December, so obviously we all know what Peyton Manning is like in the winter (above) but fuck all of that right now…

Throwing a Christmas Sweater Party this weekend and  while I enjoy having friends over to get creative, stuff their faces, get drunk and dance to Wreckx-N-Effects, I fucking hate preparing for it.

Picking up liquor is the fun part, but getting food and cleaning blows. 

You can’t half-ass that clean either, you must go full-on Sunshine Cleaning on your shit or else you look like an Ogre.

Food-wise, it doesn’t matter who or where you get it from; no matter how many weeks ahead you place your order or how much of a ridiculous prepayment you make and despite the fact that they give you a time to be there and call you a day ahead to confirm…you’ll still show up and it WON”T BE READY ON TIME!

Can my shit be classified under first world problems?  Probably.  Is it still a problem?  Damn right it is.

-Conventional medical procedures not working?  Well courtesy of Green Bay comes the Aaron Rodgers healing ritual.

Matt Flynn that bad huh?

FRIDAY

            -What happens when you combine Sharkado, the worst B-Movie of all time with one of the most irrelevant teams in pro basketball? That's right...Hawknado!

I know it's just a parody but that was still horrible Atlanta.  Holiday season be damned.  Whoever pitched this should lose their job today. 

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH THE 2013 HEISMAN CEREMONY!

-Jameis Winston is going to win but shit, it’s either this or Division II and/or III football.

SEE THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATON OF SMAUG!

            -Not nearly as entertaining as the original Lord of the Rings movies, which these movies are a prequel too and…fuck it, if you’re not a geek, you won’t understand.

WATCH BRONER-MAIDANA!

            -Floyd Mayweather’s equally talkative, yet less-accomplished clone steps into ring against Argentine Marcos Maidana in a loaded card from San Antonio’s Alamodome.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-Out to Kobe!

Well that was like two minutes of life wasted…anyway despite having the worst “return” video I’ve ever seen, welcome back!

 Now…HELP MY FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!!  I LOST DERRICK ROSE AND D-WADE TAKES TOO MANY NIGHTS OFF.  MY TEAM IS BLEEDING! MAKE IT STOP MAMBA!  MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Thanks for your continued support of the WST.

Little piece of advice: Listen to R. Kelly’s new single “Cookies.”

You’ll never eat an Oreo without a shit-eating grin again.

-WST

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-NEW WORKOUT PLAN!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

-Rivalry Saturday in College Football tends to bring out the crazy in everyone...the fans...

The players…

Even the coaches get a little stupid…Like sending your field goal unit out to attempt a 50+ yard kick  without at least one athletic guy in case you know, your arch-rival runs it back stupid…

I know everyone likes to treats you as the Don Coreleone of college coaches but Nick Saban…YOU BLEW IT!  Bet that Texas job is looking real nice about now you fucking jag.

            -

All three of those dudes are going to need aspirin after the game and maybe a hug.

TUESDAY

            -Apparently Chiefs Running Back Jamaal Charles can throw and catch his own passes because he rocks Pumas.

Cool?  Creative?  I think not.  Who the hell still wears Pumas outside of soccer hooligans and Usain Bolt?  BTW Jamaal, Mr. Perfect was doing that 20 years ago…

            -Patriots Linebacker Jerod Mayo has decided to come out and throw his name behind a whole line of well, Mayo.

Somewhere out there, O.J. Mayo saw this and silently cursed under his breath.  He really missed out on this one.  That "Crushin Chipotle" looks promising, may have to check it out.

WEDNESDAY

            -HOCKEY FIGHT!  Now this one may not look like much but wait until the 1:35 mark…

How awesome would it be if he shouted, “TIGER UPPERCUT!” as he did that?  Sagat would be so proud.

            -Mexico City had two jobs as the city hosted a game between the Spurs and T-Wolves…

1.Fill the arena (They did with 22,000 fans).

2. Make sure nothing happens to the arena.

Well….

The roof, the roof, the roof is one fire!  No really, it’s on fire!!!!!!!

So the NBA said, “we don’t no need water, we’ll cancel the game and let that motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!”

THURSDAY

            -Dude…what did we to the TV gods to deserve a Thursday evening centered around Jaguars-Texans and Knicks-Nets on primetime?   I’m not even going give you the scores because there’s no point, no one cared about eithers.  Anyway fuck all that right now...

So Tuesday, I was MAD people.  I mean my day was cool until about 9:00 a.m. and slowly went all kinds of downhill from there. 

By the time I rolled into my place, I was so pissed I didn’t even eat dinner.  You ever been angry and hungry at the same time?  The worst.  If anything, it just makes you angrier yet, I still felt like being a idiot about it.

Woke up at two in the morning, made a quesadilla, and woke five hours later feeling like a superstar.  Who knew all it took to defuse me was Supremo Chihuahua cheese?

-Jameis Winston exonerated and gets to win his Heisman and play for the National Championship assuming they get past a scrappy Duke team this weekend (trying to say that with a straight face). 

However, famous Jameis isn’t even the most important member of the team.  Meet Red Lightening!

You know your team’s good when the ball boy has his own highlight tape.

FRIDAY

            -The year in sports belongs to Terio and Ohhhhh Kill Em dance….

Seriously though, does that little bastard have parents?

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES!

-SEC, ACC, BIG TEN, and PAC-12 Championships all on deck this weekend.  Something crazy can still go down and shake things up.

SEE OUT OF THE FURNACE!

            -When his brother goes missing, it’s time for redneck Christian Bale to take matters into his own hands.  Shit is going to get country.

FIND A UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!

            -It’s that time of the year to down spiked eggnog and look as tacky as possible doing so.  Hit up Goodwill  nowbefore the good ones run out!

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela!

Celebrities always die in threes, so there’s still someone left for someone else to kick the bucket (unless you count Brian from Family Guy).  

Happy to say both of these men played roles in my youth.  Very different roles…but roles regardless.

I LOVED Varsity Blues as a kid.  The plot, the characters, the music… I still get sad when Lance Harbor gets injured in that flick like, “NOOOOOOO!  HE HAD A FULL RIDE TO FLORIDA STATE!  NOOOO!!!!!!”

RIP Paul, you will never be forgotten and I mean that, you can’t turn on USA without seeing you be a dick in She’s All That.

I learned about Nelson Mandela when I was Seven years old.  He had just become President in South Africa’s first fully Democratic elections and I remember telling my parents how cool it was that a black man was a president.       
                                                                                                                                                               As I got older, I actually took the time to read about his struggle for Civil Rights in South Africa and all that he endured just to be seen as an equal in his own country.

“Sport has the power to change the world…to inspire…to unite people.” – Nelson Mandela

RIP Madiba.  Thank you for showing the world the power of the human spirit

-WST

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-RENEGADES OF FUNK!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

Okalahoma State enthusiasm<Turkey leg enthusiasm

            -Nashville dusts Toronto with American players scoring all four goals.  How do you celebrate such an amazing feat of patriotism?  Well…HIT THE MUSIC!

Your country thanks you Predators.  You've defended our way of life.

TUESDAY

            -Unfortunately this sign failed to make it onto College Game day…

It’s a shame too because on a show filled with many outrageous messages, this could make an argument for most accurate.

            -Meet Boston College RB Andre Williams…he’s invincible.   No, like really invincible.  Fucking Mario Star invincible!

And when he’s not doing that, he’s straight crushing world eight and whipping Bowser’s ass.

WEDNESDAY

            -Old-school QB photo shoot!

Way to not throw the ball there Johnny Unitas...dick.  Might as well have taken that pic with your eyes closed too.

            -Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish readers and friends!  To celebrate, here’s a bunch of tall (mostly) Black guys singing “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel.”

Can a brother get a Latke though?  Those things are fire!

THURSDAY

            -Thanksgiving Football!  Lions beat up on something resembling the Green Bay Packers 40-10.  The Cowboys spotted the Raiders an early 21-7 lead (because they’re the Cowboys) but came back to win 31-24 and despite Mike Tomlin’s best defensive efforts, the Raves held on to beat the Steelers 22-20 but fuck all that right now….

Last week, a friend of mine invited me to her “Friendsgiving” party (white people have done it again!) so I showed up with a couple pies to smash because unless you have no soul, you should never show up to a party empty handed.

I decided to go up the back stairwell of her apartment and apparently I either had a lot on my mind or I’m just a dumb ass and went one floor too many up...  

I open the back door and there’s some young dude sitting in his kitchen drinking a beer in a Steelers shirt…

ME: “Oh, shit!  I’m sorry man; I meant to go one floor down…”

HIM: “It’s all good buddy, they having a party down there?  Have fun!”

Pretty nice guy for the situation and it’s a good thing too because three things crossed my mind during this exchange:

1. If he had been 30 years older…he would have shot my black ass before I had a chance to speak.
2. The aftermath would create a shitstorm.  People would say I was just trying to eat pie and I’m an innocent, good dude.  Then the media and Tea Party would dig deeper and discover every awful thing I’ve ever done.  The guy would say I was trying to break in, he feared for his life and acted in self-defense.  Trial goes down, he goes free.  People lose it.  Mass riots everywhere. Chaos.  Anarchy.
3. If he had shot me, the pies would go to waste and I just paid $19.50 apiece for these tasty fuckers.

-

Untangle that.  I dare you.

                       

FRIDAY

            -Mississippi State’s Bulldog mascot was injured yesterday when he was run over by an ESPN Golf Cart.

Rough week for man’s best friend...

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

SHOP ON BLACK FRIDAY!

-Saving 20% isn’t worth a broken arm.  But I’m a bitch about holiday shopping so to each their own.

PUT UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!

            -Oh wait…most of you sick FREAKS did that the day after Halloween.  You people need help.

WATCH THE IRON BOWL!

            -The annual battle between the worst State in the nation’s marquee universities presents the last realistic chance for a Crimson Tide loss.  SPOILER: THEY WON’T!

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to NFL PARITY!

Look at that chart…you won’t find that in any other sport baby.  Nobody is dominant.  It’s so beautiful and I feel like it’s glowing.

That’s a wrap!  Thank you for your continued support of the Well-Spoken Token.  Enjoy your day off (if you have to work, that really blows) and eat some more. Til next time peeps.

-WST

FULL CIRLCE FRIDAY-HOLD IT, NOW HIT IT

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE

MONDAY

Please come to my Thanksgiving...pretty please?

            -That face is clearly Chris Paul’s but that leg belongs to Grizzlies Guard Tony Allen who was immediately ejected following this cross-kick.  That off-season training Allen did with Liu Kang must have really paid off.

TUESDAY

-Tracy McGrady…you came on TV with that?

You’ve been in the NBA forever man, I know you got the money, go see a fucking tailor.  You look like you should be on a stage doing stand up with these dudes…

            -Looks like Trevor Ariza is more excited about that new R. Kelly Album dropping next month than I am…

Black Panties!  December 10!  Kells!

WEDNESDAY

            -Blackhawks Owner Bill Wirtz is hawking vials of melted home ice from the team’s Stanley cup season.  Only will run you $99…or you could send the cash to me if you feel the need to waste money on silly things.

Supposedly, all proceeds go to charity and I wish I could tell you which one.  Feed the Homeless? The Wirtz family wallets? Corey Crawford’s contract? Anyway, the New York Rangers tried this sometime back after they won it all and the city is still dealing with the results…

-The Celtics got their asses whipped by the Rockets and Rajon Rondo does NOT find these team stats acceptable.

A pissed off Rajon Rondo equals a happy WST.  Enjoy your team’s suckage.

THURSDAY

            -Saints beat the Falcons 17-13.  Jimmy Graham's end zone celebration ruined a perfectly good goal post and Drew Brees continued to break off his receivers with the randomness of the lottery but fuck all that right now...

Turkey Bowl season is upon us and every year, there’s always that one dude who takes it too seriously, and I just want to let you know everyone hates you.

Come Thanksgiving, I’m just trying to get out, throw the ball around for a couple hours, then go home to smash some turkey, watch some decent NFL games, and pass out. 

That’s tough to do if I’m all busted up because one fucker decided to show thinking he’s JJ Watt.  You see, hard-ass turkey bowl dude, you’re a disease.  The minute other guys see you going balls out; we’re all going to step the physicality up a bit.  I’M NOT GETTING BITCHED ON A HOLIDAY DAMN IT.

            -John Cena in something other than jorts?

I fucking Hate John Cena, but that…that I liked.

                       

FRIDAY

            -Thunder Fan sinks half-court shot, wins 20 Gs and gets dap from Jay-Z.  He’s the second fan to do so this week and the fifth in 22 games.

My theory?  They’re all Harlem Globetrotters in disguise.

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

SEE THE HUNGER GAMES!

-Don’t get it on bootleg and just drop the $9.50!

GO TO A FRIENDSGIVING PARTY!

            -Like your family’s Thanksgiving only more booze and more food.

WATCH PACQUIAO-RIOS!

            -Pac-Man makes his first return to the ring since getting knocked the fuck out by Juan Manuel Marquez last December.  In fact, that shit was so cold; let’s watch it again….

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout Out to Grange Hall Burger Bar! 

Discovered this place a couple years back…let me tell you their Bourbon Pecan Pies are the business.  Ordered a pair for a couple Friendsgivings this weekend and these fuckers aren’t even PREPARED for the goodness.

Thank you for your continued support of the WST.  Be safe this weekend and next week at Black Wednesday. Drink responsibly my people.

-WST