PRO ATHLETES AND SEX, RANKED!

It's good to be Bryce Harper right now.

The star 22 year-old outfielder for the Nationals (and destroyer of fastballs) has been on a tear so far this season, batting .338 with 14 home runs and 37 RBIs.

Kid is shining!  So naturally, the question was going to be posed sooner or later and this past Sunday, one of my homeboys put it out there...

"How much sex do you think that guy has in a typical week?"

More than Cristiano Ronaldo?  Russ Wilson?  Patrick Kane?  Clayton Kershaw?

Does a player's position in the big five (Football, Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Hockey) have a role in how much they get laid?

Of course it does!

So after much debate, here's a ranking of who can just stroll into the bar and have their choice of postgame nookie and who's stuck low-key hitting up Tinder like Jets Tackle Breno Giacomini.

1. Quarterback

2. Starting Pitcher

3. Centre (Soccer)

4. Wide Receiver

5. Centre (Hockey)

6. First Baseman/Designated Hitter

7. Running Back

8. Shortstop

9. Point Guard

10. Striker/Winger (Soccer)

11. Wing (Hockey)

12. Shooting Guard

13. Outfielders

14. Goalie (Soccer)

15. Tight End

16.  Small Forward

17. Third Baseman

18. Linebackers

19. Second Baseman

20. Center (Basketball)

21. Power Forward

22. Cornerback

23. Midfielder (Soccer)

24. Safety

25. Goalie (Hockey)

26. Closer 

27. Defensive Lineman

28. Defender (Soccer)

29. Middle Reliever 

30. Defenseman (Hockey)

31. Offensive Lineman

32. Dropping the soap in a prison shower

33. Punter/Kicker

-WST