Friday, May 29, 2015

FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-GOTTA MAKE THE NBA!!!


All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY.

MONDAY

-Did you have a good Memorial Day weekend?  Doesn't matter because notorious beer goblin Rob Gronkowski had a better one...
The summer of Gronk is just getting started.

-I love tic-tac-toe.  If there was a better way to kill time and annoy your younger sibling on road trips as a kid, I don't want to know it.   

Meet Blake and Reed, these guys are really not good at tic-tac toe...
Somewhere out there, David Blatt is wondering how these fuckboys got ahold of his playbook.

TUESDAY

-Colin Kaepernick's hashtag of choice is #7tormscoming which is uncreative and stupid as fuck.  Today thought it wold be cute to use it in reference to the flash floods turning Houston into an aquarium. 
Way to be an insensitive prick.  Besides, he's already doing $126 Million Dollars worth of damage to the Bay Area already just by suiting up.

-The Cavs finished off the carcass that was the Atlanta Hawks and LeBron took to the cold tub with the squad to celebrate!
Hold the fuck on there Kendrick Perkins...
Only played five minutes so why the ice bags??????  This why teammates in previous stops don't invite you anywhere weirdo.

WEDNESDAY

-BRUH...
Yeah...someone at FIFA is going to fucking jail for this shit.  It really may be time to seriously consider boycotting World Cup.

- "WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT AND AFTER WE TAKE LEX LUGER AND THE GIANT, WE WANT THE GOLD SUCKA!  HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!"

THURSDAY

-Jerry Jones out here still living man...despite the whole marriage and large family thing of course.
If good teams like the Cowboys would just nut up, this could all be on Hard Knocks but noooooo...instead I gotta watch JJ Watt buy charities and his mom shit.

But fuck all that shit right now...
The worst kept secret in the NBA was revealed Thursday as the Chicago Bulls fired head coach Tom Thibodeau.  You're Facebook feed and Twitter lines are probably over saturated with hot takes and support/disdain for Thibs so I'm going to hit you with five quick facts about Tommy Thibs and the Chicago Bulls.

1.  THIBS IS NBA LOVIE SMITH:  The man is a brilliant defensive taskmaster but his arrogance in regards to his coaching staff and offensive strategy (or lack of) really fucked him during his time in Chicago.  Thibodeau's offensive sets pretty much consist of Derrick Rose or Jimmy Butler resorting to panic hero ball as the shot clock winds down.

2.  HE HELPED JIMMY BUTLER BY DEFAULT:  Thibodeau wants to win BAD.  Whether it's an NBA championship, a playoff game or a Tuesday night contest in Charlotte.  The downside to the last part is that he'll run his trusted players into the ground, giving no room for development of young players.  Unless of course, said reliable vets go down with injury.  Make no mistake about it, Jimmy Butler may still be on the bench if Luol Deng hadn't of died then traded away in 2014.

3.  JOHN PAXSON IS AN ASSHOLE TOO:  Let me ask you a question:  After Butler and Derrick Rose, who's the last athletic wing player the Bulls signed or drafted?  Paxton loves players from winning programs but sometimes you need that crazy asshole who's not afraid to just drive the baseline and put his nuts on somebody's head.

4.  JERRY REINSDORF IS PETTY:  Seriously, I get if you don't want him in your organization anymore but they slandered the fuck out of the man on his way out.

5. IT'S STILL A PLAYER'S LEAGUE:  Coaching helps, but talent trumps all and it's no more apparent than this year's Finals.  David Blatt or Steve Kerr really strike you as brilliant coaching minds?

-Someone allowed to Adrian Peterson to tweet without supervision today and the results were what you'd expect:











I'm pretty sure a lot more people would be feeling AP if he wasn't scheduled to make $12 million plus this season.  Adrian...

FRIDAY

-The Panda's Friends aka Metta World Peace aka Ron Artest is still out here WYLIN...picking up FIVE fouls in one minute during an Italian league playoff game.
Never stop being crazy Panda World Artest.


WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or something better...

SEE SAN ANDREAS!
The Rock has taken on Jungles, Jason Statham, Drug Dealers, Volcanos and Stone Cold Steve Austin but is he ready for an Earthquake?  I guess?

WATCH HOCKEY!
A pair of Game 7s in both the Eastern and Western conference finals.  Don't have a heart attack.

GO TO A WEDDING!
It's the season for cake, booze, awful dancing and love!

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-Out to the Bartender of Comedy Renaldo Rey!
R.I.P.

It's Friday, do the whip and have a drink.  Where's Lips Manlis?

-WST
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