FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-MICHAEL JORDAN!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE THURSDAY.

MONDAY
-Hope everyone had a good weekend with rest, relaxation, fun and...OH SHIT!

I know the 49ers organization thought moving and opening Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, CA would eliminate some of this element.  However, it may be time to just admit some of their fans were just born with violence in there jeans.

-Kangaroo Street Fight?  Kangaroo Street Fight...

They went hard for about 5:00 minutes straight!  That was more entertaining than Mayweather's last five fights and the last 10 UFC cards.

TUESDAY
-This week's reason to hate Cardinals fans....

Go Giants.

-Developers behind NBA 2K15 have been hyping their new face-scanning technology for about a month now.  

Well the game is out and the results look downright terrifying.

Clearly a fail.  Unless of course, a create-a-team filled with Sloths piques your interest...

All Power Forwards and Centers obviously.

WEDNESDAY

-Giants defeat the Nationals 3-2 to win the Division series three games to one.  Madison Bumgarner decides to chug five beers at once.

Seems like he's spilling a lot more than actually downing.  He may need to call this guy up for a couples tips...

He's got the time on his hands and I'm sure he'd only charge a case of Coors.

-The New York Knicks head into the NBA season with Carmelo Anthony, 6'11 worth of glass in Amar'e Stoudemire and not much else.

Except Cole Aldrich and his disgusting ass fake tooth.  

What's more realistic?  The Tooth Fairy paying Aldrich a visit or the Knicks title chances?

THURSDAY

-Hockey is back but one Edmonton fan is already fed up following the Oilers 2-5 loss to the Calgary Flames.

Next time you're going to throw your $30 hoodie on the ice in disgust, at least remember to take your $200 cell out of the pocket. 

But fuck all that shit right now...

Every week, I get anywhere between three and 10 messages from friends, readers and random psychos with questions about their fantasy football lineups.

I'll do what I can and offer my opinion but it always goes the same way...

Skepticism followed by second guessing.  

Finally, if a guy doesn't perform, I'll get bitched out later for giving faulty advice.

Your closest friends are always handy when you have a tough decision on your hands...

Work, girls/guys, fashion, conflicts, purchases.

However, two things I gotta tell you if you seek out fantasy football lineup advice from your friends...

1. You probably shouldn't be playing Fantasy Football.

2. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!

Not me, not you, not Yahoo, not ESPN, not the fuck up above, NO ONE!

The NFL is a week-to-week league and anything can happen. No guarantees in this fantasy shit.

 There's no way in hell to tell how a guy is going to perform.  You just gotta trust your gut and go with it. 

Sometimes it pays off, often times it doesn't.  It's a cruel, cold world.

I'm 0-5 in my in my precious Popeyes Bowl League.  Why?

Because I selected a guy in the first round who decided to beat the shit out of his kid.

And then selected selected another guy five rounds later who decided to beat the shit out of his wife.

Does it mean I'm bad at this whole fantasy football thing?  

Not necessarily.

Does it mean that anyone can get screwed over when they gamble?  Um....yeah.

Next time you have a big fantasy football decision, put on your big-boy pants and show some confidence. 

If you fail, at least you can blame yourself rather than planning to murder that guy from Marketing who told you Arian Foster was a lock to score two TDs.

-RIP to the "Nae Nae." 

October 8th 2013-October 10 2014.  Didn't even make it to one.

I hope JJ Watt's teammates never make him aware of the "Schmoney" dance.

FRIDAY

-Katy Perry has been booked for the Super Bowl's halftime show...

Clearly America is being punished for it's sins. 

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

SEE THE JUDGE!
Robert Downey Jr....wait...it's not another comic book movie?  Well then no.

WATCH THE WALKING DEAD SEASON 5!
I can't lie, season four of AMC's zombie apocalypse was wack as it comes.  I'm giving Rick Grimes & Co. one more pity season before I call it quits.

HALLOWEEN SHOPPING!
We're 10 days into the month and it's the perfect time to hit a pop-up costume shop for a slutty, offensive, crude, or unoriginal getup before they all get picked over!

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-out to University of Georgia running back Todd Gurley!

Gurley was suspended indefinitely yesterday by the NCAA for accepting money to sign memorabilia. 

Nevermind the snitch in the whole non-scandal was a pissed-off dealer upset that Gurley also signed a number of items for others like him.

Gurley was a front-runner for the Heisman Trophy this year and a shoo-in to be a first round draft pick in April's NFL Draft.

Now his collegiate career could be over because while someone who made money off Gurley's name and likeness walks aways with a shit-eating grin.

Keep your head up kid.  Keep working and see you in the NFL.

Thanks for reading!  See you next week! Remember when I promised to kill you last?

-WST