MONDAY
-Hot buttery Popcorn for Clint Dempsey's Jersey? Fair exchange.
Look at the the soccer moms...just loving themselves some Dempsey!
Kid: Mommy why did your lap get so warm?
Mom: Don't worry about it sweetie, mommy just needs a cold shower and a glass of wine.
-Portland Trailblazers swingman Dorrell Wright got hitched Saturday and his wedding photos are on some next-level shit.
And Lorde said we'll never be Royals...look at the good sir and his lady just stuntin' on em.
Dorrell Wright: Classier than you!
TUESDAY
-The Detroit Tigers have some problems. In a 48-hour span, they lost Anibal Sanchez and Joakim Soria to the disabled list while pitching ace Justin Verlander continues to be hampered by shoulder soreness.
Hell, even the bat boy is injured!
-The Detroit Tigers have some problems. In a 48-hour span, they lost Anibal Sanchez and Joakim Soria to the disabled list while pitching ace Justin Verlander continues to be hampered by shoulder soreness.
Hell, even the bat boy is injured!
Godspeed, bat boy. I think Detroit can recover but if this lose this guy....
KC Royals will be claiming the AL Central...Pizza...Pizza.
-Following a botched route,Titans WR Justin Hunter has been labled the JAG of training camp.
Or "Just Another Guy" according to Titans head coach Ken "Worldwide Wiz" Whisenhunt.
Whisenhunt says Hunter can have his real name back on his practice jersey when proves himself to the coaching staff.
On the plus side, Hunter is still a better JAG than these guys...
WEDNESDAY
-Daniel Colman won the final table of the The Big One for One Drop poker tournament and walked away with $15 million dollars!
BTW, he wasn't very enthusiastic about it one fucking bit!
Taxes? Debt to the Russian mob? A lifelong battle with the disease known as Jay Cutler Face?
The theories are endless, but one thing is for sure, that man is clearly not happy. You won $15 million! You're White! Smile!
-The Wall Street Journal reports as many as 11 Jets players are on Tinder scheming for ass...I mean...looking for love.
"When I do find somebody, I want it to be real." -Right Tackle Breno Giacomini.
First off, that's the Drake-iest shit I've heard this month Breno.
Secondly, if that's really what you're looking for, you wouldn't be on Tinder. Cut the shit.
You know you're just trying to invite a few cuties out for that 24-hour vacation so be real my dude.
THURSDAY
Walking on the beach this morning, doing a little thinking when I saw footprints in the sand. Reminded me of the poem Footprints in the Sand
— John Calipari (@UKCoachCalipari) August 14, 2014
-John Calipari ladies and gentleman...the best coach in College Basketball.
But fuck ALL that shit right now....
Now, I'm not trying to be a hater....
Fuck it, I am trying to be a hater, when the hell did this codeine-addict ass motherfucker become regarded as an authority on Sports?
I mean I know he has an album dropping soon so he's gotta promote the album but...
When it comes to sports, dude doesn't really know anymore than the drunk schmuck next to you at the bar.
To top that off...for all the shit ya boy Aubrey Graham catches for flip-flopping, Weezy likes to do a little dickriding himself.
He was down with the Lakers, then he was down with the Heat, then he was back with the Lakers after the NBA supposedly banned his monkey ass from Miami's arena.
He had "20 racks on the Colts" in the Super Bowl against his hometown Saints in 2010.
And then he muttered these unspeakable words yesterday....
"Mario Chalmers is a beast."
OH REALLY? Man.........
And this Carter V album better better be sick because you've been trash since 2008 bro. Would it be too much to ask to for this guy back?
-The ALS Bucket Challenge is sweeping the nation and you know it would only be a matter of time before the crew from NFL Sunday Countdown got up in the action.
Only problem is Cris Carter misses and nails Chris Berman with 80% of the H20 in his bucket.
I would have enjoyed this GIF a lot more if there were scalding hot water or better yet, coffee in that bucket. Chris Berman is the fucking worst.
FRIDAY
-The craziest Umpires in Baseball...ever
Amusing, but they got nothing on the gawd, Detective Frank Drebin!
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…
SEE THE EXPENDABLES 3!
Ready for another round of your favorite washed-up 80's action stars blowing shit up. If not, prepare with the Terry Crews workout!
SEE LET'S BE COPS!
Two guys decide they'll pretend to be Peace Officers...just like "real" ones!
WATCH ROBIN WILLIAMS MOVIES!
Because let's be honest, we're not over it yet!
Ready for another round of your favorite washed-up 80's action stars blowing shit up. If not, prepare with the Terry Crews workout!
Two guys decide they'll pretend to be Peace Officers...just like "real" ones!
WATCH ROBIN WILLIAMS MOVIES!
Because let's be honest, we're not over it yet!
RIP Robin.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-Out to the Jackie Robinson West Little League squad! They're out here bringing opposing Pitchers to tears! I'm not lying either!
Stay smooth suckas! YOU'RE ALL WELCOME!
-WST
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