FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-GAME DON'T WAIT

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE THURSDAY.

MONDAY

-Recently axed NBA Coach Mark Jackson hits the hood of L.A. to do some street preachin...

Why I do I feel like he just trying to hit up the check cashing joint and got carried away?  Don't the Warriors have direct deposit Mark?  

All good though...since Golden State dumped him, he's got more free time than Jesus these days.

-This photo made the rounds of Johnny Manziel in a Vegas bathroom rolling up some money...

I mean is it in the same manner as a guy prepping for a line of booger sugar?  Sure, but since there's no actual proof, gotta leave the kid alone.

If people are seriously looking for dirt on Johnny Football, they should just wait for the regular season when I'm positive the Browns offensive line should be more than willing to help out.

TUESDAY
-Germany smashes Brazil with a 7-1 (really?!) blitzkrieg and advances to the World Cup.  Pissed off fan smashes his TV...

So in the end, no World Cup trophy for the host country...

Which kind of sucks considering Brazilians put up with a plethora of corruption, violence, and forced displacement with hope that their national team could walk away holding the worst trophy in sports.  

Now you can add a perfectly good flatscreen to that list and there should be plenty more of the other shit too as the country hosts the Olympics next in 2016.

-Canada got in Kuwait's ass in the first game of the under-19 International Federation of American Football Tournament.

Final Score: 91-0.  That's pretty damn brutal, I thought Canadians were supposed to be the nice ones. 

Looks like they scored more points than there were fans.

WEDNESDAY
-Someone should really tell White Sox bench coach Mark Parent to chill out...

I get it...when you gotta adjust, you gotta adjust but don't hurt yourself, go easy baby.

Or maybe getting too aggressive with your dick is just a Chicago thing.

Clearly we have the crotch-grabbing game on lock out here.  WE"RE #1!

-Maybe I'm a prick (duh) but I keep laughing at this World Cup Anti-Gambling PSA...

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Cheer up Andy, ya sad little shit! 

If everything goes how people think it should Sunday, you're going to be STUNTIN'!!!!!  When your old man has a feeling, you gotta back him up! Money, money, yeah, yeah!!!!!!!!

THURSDAY

-OH GAWD NO!!!!!

You would think she'd hear it coming but I dunno, maybe they're just making supercars extra-quiet these days.  

The real tragedy is that she broke the rearview mirror off that Lambo!

But fuck ALL that shit right now....

Hey, d-bags!

DECIDE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!  You two fuckers are holding up the entire free-agency process!  

No one wants to make a move because you shits keep giving every team a reason to think they have a shot!

You're worse than the indecisive asshole at every group dinner who looks over the entire menu six times as everyone else waits uncomfortably.

Sorry to tell you fellas but this ain't the Waffle House menu ...you've had months to prepare and if you ask me, the choices are simple...

'Melo, either take a legitimate shot at winning a title in the next few years and get with the Bulls in Chicago or take the ridiculous payday and stay with the Knicks in NYC. 

 I really don't begrudge you getting paid, just know you're not winning shit there,..

Phil Jackson isn't coaching (yet) and James Dolan is suddenly not going to stop being James Dolan.

LeBron, this shit is really about you (isn't it always?) because Carmelo is a ho and can't sign his deal without knowing where you're heading first.

It's not that hard of a decision either...

Go home and give those sorry bastards in Cleveland a reason to feel good about living in a hell hole...

Or head back to Miami where rest assured, this is waiting to happen if you don't...

You know that's GOTTA be the scene at Dwayne Wade's driveway right now.

Regardless, hurry up and disappoint someone so I can laugh at their expense and the off-season player movement can really begin!

These antics have me thirsty for breaking news and refreshing Twitter every 10 seconds like...

-Mariners pitching coach Rick Waits can bust out moves like a drunk uncle at a family barbecue...

When you're nine games out of first place in your division, you turn down for nothing!

FRIDAY

-Alright Tide, you win.  Everything.

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

SEE RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES!

A Chimpanzee...on a horse...with an assault rifle...

Looks like the Republicans may have finally found a suitable Presidential Candidate for 2016!

WISH FOR GOOD WEATHER!
I'm trying to BBQ this weekend!  Don't screw me over Mother Nature!  I've been nothing but good to you and I always say nice things.  Don't rain on my party!

WATCH THE WORLD CUP FINAL!

Argentina has the best player in the world!  Germany is the best team in the world!  Pre-match thoughts Johnny Rico?

Little excessive...but alright!

THURSDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-Out to This Guy!

Every time I have a bad day, I watch this video and I'm good!  The boss shut it down!

And another one!  Thanks for reading, be safe and be good.  What a predicament.

-WST