All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-It’s been about 10 years since
this…
-Depressing? I know. In fact, I’m sorry, I don’t even know why I brought it
up. Enjoy this badass Bear playing
tetherball to make up for it.
TUESDAY
-Here’s
a Special Columbus Day message from LSU Coach Les Miles.
Motherfucker what? The highest paid State Employee of Louisiana right there ladies and gents.
-What
happens when a Broadway Singer belts out the extended version of the National
Anthem during a Minor League Baseball game?
Mass Confusion everywhere! Didn’t know America had a remix did you? Get an education.
WEDNESDAY
-Cowboys cut Jay Ratliff. Jay
Ratliff collects $18 million dollars without playing a down this year because
Jerry Jones is Jerry Jones.
However, Ratliff is still only the second best player in the
state of Texas when it comes to cashing out…
-If
Aliens ever roll up Independence Day style and start wrecking America’s shit….
Please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD can St. Louis be the first city
to go. Please?
THURSDAY
-Seahawks
defeats the Cardinals 34-22.
Can't lie, I actually missed most of this game because I spent my
evening down the street at the Blackhawks-Blues game. It was only the third Hockey game in my life and for some
strange reason, shit always goes bad for me when I decide I’d like to watch
some live puck…
-Got sauced and confronted some d-bag
who wouldn’t leave a group of female friends alone at a minor-league game while in College.
-Two winters ago, I went to St. Louis for a Blues game and
highlights included brushes with an angry father and an off-duty police cop.
-Yesterday, I caught shit from some redneck because I dared
stood up to use the bathroom between whistles. I was later informed that serious Hockey fans tend to get angry about that
sort of thing.
But you know what?
Fuck that.
When I need to piss, I get up to take one. Sorry to block
your vision for a whole two seconds. Have an issue with it? You can always open
your mouth and catch it.
He was even polite enough to inform me, “It’s not a Bulls
game brother.”
Got that shit right…had it been a Bulls game, I’d be sitting
on the floor pussy.
So yeah, maybe I’m just not meant to attend Hockey games or
maybe most hardcore Hockey fans should just do the sporting world a favor and
down a couple Draino Martinis.
-Yao Ming…Mugsy Bogues…Shanghai…
This
Rush Hour 4 sequel is getting made with or WITHOUT Jackie Chan and Chris
Tucker. They better wise up and
take the money.
FRIDAY
-The
Dark Gronk Rises…
Hit the music!!!!!!!
NOW SAVE MY FANTASY TEAM YOU BIG MUTANT POLLACK!!! I STASHED YOU FOR WEEKS! I NEED PRODUCTION NOW!!!!!
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE 12 YEARS AS A SLAVE!
-It’s going to be up for an
Oscar. Just see it.
SEE CARRIE!
-If
you’re going to be a bully, the bitch from third period with telekinesis isn’t
the best choice for a potential victim.
WATCH SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!
-If
you’re not rooting for Peyton Manning this game, you have no soul.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout Out to Sweatpants!
SOOOOOOOOOOO COMFY!
Also perfect for lounging or running small fun errands like running down
to 7-11 for a Snickers Ice Cream bar and a Taquito.
When it comes to sweatpants, you should always have no more
than eight pairs and no less than three.
Colors must include Blue, Black and of course, classic Grey for sure.
I’m out. I
think I’ll order Chinese tonight and watch Bloodsport. You forgot about that shit didn’t you?
-WST
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